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Forum: Home Base 09-19-2020, 10:12 AM
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Views: 113,297
Posted By Carruthers
BBC News...

BBC News (https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-surrey-54217327)

(M25 aka London Orbital Motorway).
Forum: Home Base 01-30-2020, 06:49 AM
Replies: 397
Views: 113,297
Posted By Carruthers
69667 What is there to say? :rolleyes:

69667

What is there to say? :rolleyes:
Forum: Home Base 07-14-2018, 01:16 PM
Replies: 397
Views: 113,297
Posted By Carruthers
Having once owned a Peugeot (I know, I know) I'm...

Having once owned a Peugeot (I know, I know) I'm convinced that some models emerge from the factory like that.
Especially on a Friday.


After a long lunch.
Forum: Home Base 07-13-2018, 06:51 AM
Replies: 397
Views: 113,297
Posted By Carruthers
Well, this story has everything, idiocy, puns and...

Well, this story has everything, idiocy, puns and mole grips.
Could you really ask for more?



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Forum: Home Base 02-18-2018, 08:54 AM
Replies: 397
Views: 113,297
Posted By Carruthers
The camera might never lie but it can sometimes...

The camera might never lie but it can sometimes mislead. Consequently I was slightly uneasy about posting this here.
At the same time, I didn't think there was much mileage in a thread entitled...
Forum: Home Base 03-01-2017, 08:31 AM
Replies: 397
Views: 113,297
Posted By Carruthers
Never having borne arms in defence of the realm,...

Never having borne arms in defence of the realm, it's perhaps unfair of me to brand this chap as IoTD, but I'm going to anyway.



BBC Link. (http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-europe-39121997)
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Forum: Home Base 02-28-2017, 03:16 AM
Replies: 397
Views: 113,297
Posted By Carruthers
How embarrassing. :blush::blush::blush: ...

How embarrassing. :blush::blush::blush:

Generally, the hoses at UK petrol stations are long enough to stretch to the far side of the vehicle, so ending up at the 'wrong' side shouldn't cause a...
Forum: Home Base 12-16-2016, 08:59 AM
Replies: 397
Views: 113,297
Posted By Carruthers
I bet the insurance claim made interesting...

I bet the insurance claim made interesting reading. ;)
Forum: Home Base 12-11-2016, 01:21 PM
Replies: 397
Views: 113,297
Posted By Carruthers
58811 Hasn't she noticed the blinding...

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Hasn't she noticed the blinding blue flashes from the conductor rail as trains approach?
Wouldn't that be a clue that there might be an element of danger involved?
I despair.
...
Forum: Home Base 10-05-2016, 04:59 AM
Replies: 397
Views: 113,297
Posted By Carruthers
History doesn't relate whether they were cremated...

History doesn't relate whether they were cremated or just slightly singed.
Whatever happened, it probably didn't improve their mood.
Forum: Home Base 10-03-2016, 05:09 AM
Replies: 397
Views: 113,297
Posted By Carruthers
It's probably not much of an idea to destroy a...

It's probably not much of an idea to destroy a wasps' nest in your garage by means of fire, especially when the garage is attached to your house.



LINK...
Forum: Home Base 01-31-2016, 12:52 PM
Replies: 397
Views: 113,297
Posted By Carruthers
I hope that wasn't a British tourist having an...

I hope that wasn't a British tourist having an absent minded moment! :eek:
Forum: Home Base 01-04-2016, 05:43 AM
Replies: 397
Views: 113,297
Posted By Carruthers
If you're going to set fire to a CCTV camera,...

If you're going to set fire to a CCTV camera, it's probably better not to let it see your ugly mug first.

http://s27.postimg.org/3jxn4ihhv/Arson.jpg (http://postimage.org/)

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Forum: Home Base 06-30-2015, 10:25 AM
Replies: 397
Views: 113,297
Posted By Carruthers
DRv0xQjEQs0 Now, don't quote me on this, but...

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Now, don't quote me on this, but I think it's probably better to look over your shoulder before you move out and not after.

Profanity warning. Qty 1.
Forum: Home Base 06-09-2015, 03:43 AM
Replies: 397
Views: 113,297
Posted By Carruthers
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Forum: Home Base 05-25-2015, 09:51 AM
Replies: 397
Views: 113,297
Posted By Carruthers
I did a Google Image search which returned...

I did a Google Image search which returned several sites most of which weren't in English, but didn't appear to offer much in the way of information anyway.

There's a car driving on the RHS of the...
Forum: Home Base 12-19-2014, 09:49 AM
Replies: 397
Views: 113,297
Posted By Carruthers
I suspect that this chap might just have attended...

I suspect that this chap might just have attended the same College of Burglary as the gent mentioned above...



The last thing we need is a burglar with 'thinking skills'.

Repentant Brecon...
Forum: Home Base 10-15-2014, 01:20 PM
Replies: 397
Views: 113,297
Posted By Carruthers
But what happened next, Bruce? How long do...

But what happened next, Bruce?

How long do we have to wait for the next embarrassing... er, I mean exciting episode?
Forum: Home Base 05-31-2014, 10:34 AM
Replies: 397
Views: 113,297
Posted By Carruthers
Woman photographed driving ten miles along the M1 at 70mph while reading a book.

The M1 is a particularly busy Motorway and, if only in the interests of self-preservation, requires the full attention of the driver at all times.

The speed limit is 70mph but is honoured more in...
Forum: Home Base 05-27-2014, 02:42 PM
Replies: 397
Views: 113,297
Posted By Carruthers
These things happen:rolleyes:

These things happen:rolleyes:
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