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Forum: The Internet 12-08-2016, 11:14 AM
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Posted By infinite monkey
A lobotomist?

A lobotomist?
Forum: The Internet 08-13-2016, 05:30 PM
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Posted By infinite monkey
Number 3 in your program, Number 1 in your hearts!

Number 3 in your program, Number 1 in your hearts!
Forum: The Internet 07-31-2015, 06:42 AM
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Posted By infinite monkey
Who

Who
Forum: The Internet 04-29-2015, 03:01 PM
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Posted By infinite monkey
How the fuck do they say Ohio has the highest per...

How the fuck do they say Ohio has the highest per capita of 'potty mouths?' What kind of shitty surveying is that? Some goddam mother fuckers walk around qualifying and quantifying potty coming out...
Forum: The Internet 01-23-2015, 07:32 PM
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Posted By infinite monkey
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Forum: The Internet 05-17-2014, 03:09 AM
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Posted By infinite monkey
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Forum: The Internet 02-06-2013, 09:38 AM
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Posted By infinite monkey
:lol: What in Sam Hill is a pocket rocket? ...

:lol:

What in Sam Hill is a pocket rocket?

They also have those foldy uppy little plastic rain hats, that are about the size of a matchbook 'til you unfold them. Magic!
Forum: The Internet 02-06-2013, 08:10 AM
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Posted By infinite monkey
On that chart, is Louisiana the only one with...

On that chart, is Louisiana the only one with over 20 deaths/100 grand people? Maybe Nevada too but it's hard to tell with the lines.

Louisiana is SCARY. Geez Louise, you're the shootinest...
Forum: The Internet 11-27-2012, 01:38 PM
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Posted By infinite monkey
I was just thinking about that movie the other...

I was just thinking about that movie the other day and wondered if my nieces would like it. I always liked it a lot.

"No one gets out without singin' the blues."
Forum: The Internet 03-27-2012, 09:57 AM
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Posted By infinite monkey
Not just the 'poor.' Non-homeowners make up...

Not just the 'poor.'

Non-homeowners make up for homeowners' deductions, like those with no dependents make up for child deductions.

When I was a DINK (double income/no kids) it seemed that we...
Forum: The Internet 03-26-2012, 10:35 AM
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Posted By infinite monkey
Fair market for a place including bedbugs,...

Fair market for a place including bedbugs, cockroaches, mice, trashy neighbors, shootings, etc...or fair market for a safe and clean facility?
Forum: The Internet 02-21-2012, 02:30 PM
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Posted By infinite monkey
Maybe the Drill Team? :cheerldr:

Maybe the Drill Team? :cheerldr:
Forum: The Internet 01-26-2012, 02:33 PM
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Posted By infinite monkey
Double that, and I start looking good! :lol:

Double that, and I start looking good!

:lol:
Forum: The Internet 01-26-2012, 12:25 PM
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Posted By infinite monkey
:lol2: srsly! 5 drinks is a binge? I...

:lol2:

srsly!

5 drinks is a binge? I thought five drinks was an appetizer!
Forum: The Internet 12-27-2011, 04:01 PM
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Posted By infinite monkey
One time I drank these crazy fizzy drinks and...

One time I drank these crazy fizzy drinks and floated up into the air and I thought I hit the debt ceiling. Turns out it was only the glass ceiling. :lol:
Forum: The Internet 12-14-2011, 02:17 PM
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Posted By infinite monkey
Exactly. For garsh sakes, people are killing...

Exactly.

For garsh sakes, people are killing each other out there to get a text out.

Ridiculous.
Forum: The Internet 12-13-2011, 09:17 AM
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Posted By infinite monkey
Me to. I done good in English. No money in it,...

Me to. I done good in English. No money in it, tho. :lol:

Yet my differential aptitude test in HS suggested I be a rocket scientist. Yeah. Right. Is there a job for 'good test taker'?
Forum: The Internet 12-13-2011, 09:03 AM
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Posted By infinite monkey
Which college degrees are worth the debt? ...

Which college degrees are worth the debt?

http://www.crisp360.com/info/which-college-degrees-are-worth-student-loan-debt-infographic#ixzz1gHhEH1Xm
Forum: The Internet 12-07-2011, 03:39 PM
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Posted By infinite monkey
Wait. What? WHAT? What? What? What? (I've gone...

Wait. What? WHAT? What? What? What? (I've gone off the deep end, get me to Bellevue) WHAT?

101 MILLION DOLLARS? That's like a million per dalmatian.

That. Doesn't. Even. Make. Sense.
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Forum: The Internet 11-16-2011, 10:18 AM
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Posted By infinite monkey
Oh. Don't want meth. I'd be skinny but look like...

Oh. Don't want meth. I'd be skinny but look like death heated up. Pocky. No thanks.
Forum: The Internet 11-16-2011, 09:59 AM
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Posted By infinite monkey
Ephedra, is that the weight loss stuff? I'm...

Ephedra, is that the weight loss stuff?

I'm so gettin' on that.

Oglability trumps health, any day.
Forum: The Internet 10-12-2011, 11:05 AM
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Posted By infinite monkey
I'd like to live in a tent city...somewhere...

I'd like to live in a tent city...somewhere pretty. Tents as far as the eye can see. People helping people. Utopia. Kumbaya and all that. Oh hell, then I remember what happened in Guyana.

I'd like...
Forum: The Internet 09-14-2011, 11:19 AM
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Posted By infinite monkey
Since we've been discussing toast I thought this...

Since we've been discussing toast I thought this was interesting:
Forum: The Internet 09-14-2011, 11:14 AM
Replies: 2,873
Views: 876,063
Posted By infinite monkey
Ugh, glatt. That sucks. :( Here is a VERY...

Ugh, glatt. That sucks. :(

Here is a VERY interesting graph. Discuss amongst yourselves.
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