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Forum: Nothingland 10-04-2020, 02:12 AM
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Posted By xoxoxoBruce
Not a clue.

Not a clue.
Forum: Nothingland 10-02-2020, 03:37 PM
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Posted By xoxoxoBruce
Right beer is bad, that's why I wash down my...

Right beer is bad, that's why I wash down my Metformin with Everclear 190 and diet soda.
Forum: Nothingland 07-13-2019, 06:02 PM
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Posted By xoxoxoBruce
I got the impression Carruthers wanted to be...

I got the impression Carruthers wanted to be there in case it did happen, rather than Trying to prevent any possibility. Were that the case he could never go outside the house, not even to fetch the...
Forum: Nothingland 07-13-2019, 09:41 AM
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Posted By xoxoxoBruce
Boing Boing - excuse level weak What kind...

Boing Boing - excuse level weak

What kind of trouble that couldn't wait 20 minutes till you get back, and if by some strange reason he did that, he'd sure as hell learn to not pull that shit...
Forum: Nothingland 07-13-2019, 12:29 AM
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Posted By xoxoxoBruce
That begs the question, why don't you get your...

That begs the question, why don't you get your own? :confused:
Forum: Nothingland 07-05-2019, 01:09 AM
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Posted By xoxoxoBruce
The problem is you not celebrating the 4th in the...

The problem is you not celebrating the 4th in the American way. Driving through the middle of the festivities, probably without a beer in hand.
Why I'll bet you didn't even have your titties out. ...
Forum: Nothingland 07-04-2019, 06:56 AM
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Posted By xoxoxoBruce
Yeah, the swelling in my face is going down. The...

Yeah, the swelling in my face is going down. The swelling in my vengeance is not.

I don't understand why the Alabamians...Alabamens... Rednecks, don't destroy those nests before they become...
Forum: Nothingland 07-04-2019, 01:54 AM
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Posted By xoxoxoBruce
I went to move my pickup today and the battery...

I went to move my pickup today and the battery was low, only turn over twice, since I hadn't driven it since last year. No problem, grab the spare battery and cables, and pop the hood. While hooking...
Forum: Nothingland 06-27-2019, 12:33 AM
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Posted By xoxoxoBruce
If they gave you more time you'd write a fucking...

If they gave you more time you'd write a fucking thesis, and you know it. They're trying to make people write a quick and to the point summary and get to hell back to work. :yesnod:
Forum: Nothingland 06-26-2019, 01:03 AM
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Posted By xoxoxoBruce
There ya go, there's your answers. You may add, I...

There ya go, there's your answers. You may add, I can't do this job as well as I wish to, and do this self-review bullshit simultaneously.;)
Forum: Nothingland 06-10-2019, 09:54 PM
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Posted By xoxoxoBruce
A couple of licks on the face and you'll be on...

A couple of licks on the face and you'll be on your way, just don't watch the news. ;)
Forum: Nothingland 04-23-2019, 01:38 AM
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Posted By xoxoxoBruce
It's not wrong, but strangling the mechanic is.

It's not wrong, but strangling the mechanic is.
Forum: Nothingland 04-20-2019, 11:58 PM
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Posted By xoxoxoBruce
That's a drag, Henry, especially when something...

That's a drag, Henry, especially when something not only goes south but takes other things with it. :(
Forum: Nothingland 04-04-2019, 02:31 PM
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Posted By xoxoxoBruce
OK, I was close, just ceramic bricks instead of...

OK, I was close, just ceramic bricks instead of water.
Forum: Nothingland 04-03-2019, 10:58 PM
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Posted By xoxoxoBruce
So you didn't get excuses blaming the other guy,...

So you didn't get excuses blaming the other guy, that's good. It's much better to only have to complain once.

What are these storage heaters of which you speak? I would guess they use off peak...
Forum: Nothingland 04-03-2019, 12:28 AM
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Posted By xoxoxoBruce
I think about that every time some outfit tells...

I think about that every time some outfit tells me they can supply electricity cheaper than PECO(Philadelphia Electric Company). PECO still has to deliver that juice to my house, so if there's a...
Forum: Nothingland 03-14-2019, 01:36 PM
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Views: 601,414
Posted By xoxoxoBruce
That's what I thought, when Google Search threw...

That's what I thought, when Google Search threw this at me I was surprised.
Also the Pacific time stretching all the way to Texas under the Mountain Time.
...
Forum: Nothingland 03-13-2019, 03:36 AM
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Posted By xoxoxoBruce
Can't do that, the lower 48 has 4 time zones. The...

Can't do that, the lower 48 has 4 time zones. The Sun would be straight up at noon in only one spot in each time zone.
So the referendum would have to be written differently, or create a bunch of...
Forum: Nothingland 02-04-2019, 06:51 AM
Replies: 2,124
Views: 601,414
Posted By xoxoxoBruce
I find tips a pretty effective for working...

I find tips a pretty effective for working stiffs. :yesnod:
Forum: Nothingland 02-04-2019, 06:22 AM
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Views: 601,414
Posted By xoxoxoBruce
You talked about trying to find one that didn't...

You talked about trying to find one that didn't suck awhile back, what did you settle on?
Forum: Nothingland 01-03-2019, 12:02 AM
Replies: 2,124
Views: 601,414
Posted By xoxoxoBruce
The American way, maximise profit, destroy any...

The American way, maximise profit, destroy any sign of empathy that tries to rise above personal friends/family level. Empathy must not under any circumstances be allowed to infiltrate the corporate...
Forum: Nothingland 11-25-2018, 03:33 PM
Replies: 2,124
Views: 601,414
Posted By xoxoxoBruce
When mine ran out in the early fall they pulled...

When mine ran out in the early fall they pulled that $10 shit on me too after several go-rounds over a month I dropped a bunch of shit I didn't use and more and one of my set top boxes I only use...
Forum: Nothingland 11-24-2018, 11:25 PM
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Views: 601,414
Posted By xoxoxoBruce
Damn fool kids, their mothers ought to tan their...

Damn fool kids, their mothers ought to tan their hides for playing in puddles and probably catch their death of pneumonia. http://cellar.org/2015/willy_nilly.gif
Forum: Nothingland 11-12-2018, 11:22 PM
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Views: 601,414
Posted By xoxoxoBruce
When I was playing janitor for awhile at Boeing...

When I was playing janitor for awhile at Boeing they had thin cotton gloves I was told undertakers handed out to pallbearers. I'd wear them under the rubber gloves and it made a world of difference....
Forum: Nothingland 09-13-2018, 04:02 PM
Replies: 2,124
Views: 601,414
Posted By xoxoxoBruce
I've gotten a bunch of calls where it says...

I've gotten a bunch of calls where it says Microsoft and didn't answer because I knew it was a scam. But now they're pranking the caller ID I can't count on it.
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