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Forum: Home Base 12-02-2007, 07:03 PM
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Posted By sikcboy
A plane crashed over a desert island, 2 men and...

A plane crashed over a desert island, 2 men and one woman.

After a couple of weeks the sexual tension became too much.

Thay came to an agreement, the woman was to be with one man one week and...
Forum: Home Base 10-31-2007, 01:44 PM
Replies: 6,071
Views: 6,053,394
Posted By sikcboy
hey dude, TheMercenary? Don't ya love military...

hey dude, TheMercenary? Don't ya love military time? that joke,serving, ex service contract killer? you been to arrse?

jesus walks into an inn puts three nails down on the bar and asks,
can you...
Forum: Home Base 10-25-2007, 06:00 PM
Replies: 6,071
Views: 6,053,394
Posted By sikcboy
An out of work pianist with Tourettes Syndrome is...

An out of work pianist with Tourettes Syndrome is strolling around
the streets and bars of Soho one unemployed afternoon.

Walking down Dean Street he sees a lounge bar with a sign in the
window...
Forum: Home Base 10-25-2007, 05:51 PM
Replies: 6,071
Views: 6,053,394
Posted By sikcboy
Ten good things about having short arms You...

Ten good things about having short arms

You don’t have to use your hands to wipe yer bum
(now that’s got you all thinking ...)

Your hands keep your boobs warm in cold weather.

Someone...
Forum: Home Base 10-25-2007, 05:50 PM
Replies: 6,071
Views: 6,053,394
Posted By sikcboy
did you hear about the six iraqi thalidomides...

did you hear about the six iraqi thalidomides arreseted at heathrow airport?

they were arrested for smuggling small arms.
:apistola:
Forum: Home Base 10-25-2007, 05:38 PM
Replies: 6,071
Views: 6,053,394
Posted By sikcboy
ten ways to describe a group of disabeld people ...

ten ways to describe a group of disabeld people

A day centre of ...

An embarrassment of ...

An inconvenience of ...

A burden of ...
Forum: Home Base 10-22-2007, 07:17 PM
Replies: 6,071
Views: 6,053,394
Posted By sikcboy
:sick2: remember all the dead baby jokes? ...

:sick2: remember all the dead baby jokes?

Whats red and squirms in the corner?

A baby playing with a razor blade.


Whats green and sits in the corner?

The same baby 2 weeks later.
Forum: Home Base 10-20-2007, 01:32 PM
Replies: 6,071
Views: 6,053,394
Posted By sikcboy
hiw do you stop a baby going round in circles on...

hiw do you stop a baby going round in circles on your floor?



nail down its other hand
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