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Forum: Image of the Day 12-09-2010, 08:19 PM
Replies: 89
Views: 22,721
Posted By Saknussem
Why does the Klan burn crosses?

Well, this is actually sort of an involved question, and the real answer follows:

The klan started right after the end of the civil war. The south was beaten down, and some southern gentlemen, and...
Forum: Image of the Day 09-08-2010, 01:03 AM
Replies: 15
Views: 2,875
Posted By Saknussem
I bet that pan cost a lot of lettuce! And boy,...

I bet that pan cost a lot of lettuce! And boy, she is some tomato!
Forum: Image of the Day 03-02-2010, 10:18 PM
Replies: 13
Views: 3,234
Posted By Saknussem
I resent that line about "planted by cats" ...

I resent that line about "planted by cats"

Any daisychain of IEDs MY cat were to plant wouldn't be found by some dog. Nope, not a chance.
Forum: Image of the Day 01-09-2010, 02:38 AM
Replies: 18
Views: 8,751
Posted By Saknussem
How do the chaperones get them apart if they slow...

How do the chaperones get them apart if they slow dance? Crowbar? Blasting Caps?
Forum: Image of the Day 01-07-2010, 01:12 AM
Replies: 21
Views: 4,518
Posted By Saknussem
With that shade of pink, her snow REALLY looks...

With that shade of pink, her snow REALLY looks like cotton candy. No kidding.
Forum: Image of the Day 01-01-2010, 06:21 PM
Replies: 26
Views: 5,497
Posted By Saknussem
Shawnee123 said: I am so sorry that it...

Shawnee123 said:


I am so sorry that it took THIS to ruin canned ravioli for you. My mother's home made baked ravioli ruined it for me something like 45 years ago.
Forum: Quality Images and Videos 12-28-2009, 02:53 PM
Replies: 48
Views: 3,842
Posted By Saknussem
It is pale actually, because I didn't make the...

It is pale actually, because I didn't make the usual mocha silk frosting. Instead, I used some cocoa powder, some vanilla extract, some SuperFine Baker's Sugar, and a LOT of heavy cream and made...
Forum: Image of the Day 12-28-2009, 09:28 AM
Replies: 12
Views: 7,230
Posted By Saknussem
I KNEW something was strange about that Corsair...

I KNEW something was strange about that Corsair model. Something about the wings. I did some digging and found this exploded view of the plane.

http://www.hms-vengeance.co.uk/images3/exploded.jpg...
Forum: Quality Images and Videos 12-28-2009, 12:20 AM
Replies: 48
Views: 3,842
Posted By Saknussem
Who does the baking at the North Pole? Santa's...

Who does the baking at the North Pole? Santa's wife, right? And one of the best and yummiest Christmas desserts is a Yule Log. So, here, I present to you . . .
Santa's Log, otherwise known as Mrs....
Forum: Quality Images and Videos 12-27-2009, 11:17 PM
Replies: 5
Views: 1,427
Posted By Saknussem
More pics from Monterey from

Mr and Mrs Saknussem!

Here we go. Once again the wife woke up, obviously, at the friggin CRACK of dawn, threw day old bread off the balcony and used her patented "scattercamera" method of...
Forum: Image of the Day 12-27-2009, 11:08 PM
Replies: 12
Views: 7,230
Posted By Saknussem
The expression, "The whole nine yards" comes from...

The expression, "The whole nine yards" comes from WW2 when American fighters, mainly the Corsair and/or the Hellcat/Wildcat series (I am pretty sure it was they), would load up on .50 BMG ammo. They...
Forum: Image of the Day 11-24-2009, 01:15 AM
Replies: 27
Views: 5,018
Posted By Saknussem
He'd better be careful, or that bull will win...

He'd better be careful, or that bull will win with a hole in Juan.
Forum: Image of the Day 11-24-2009, 01:14 AM
Replies: 25
Views: 3,371
Posted By Saknussem
At first I said to my self, You're insane! Then I...

At first I said to my self, You're insane! Then I thought, wow, there must have been a long stream of compliments on that vase. Now, I just think, what a pisser!

Count the puns.
Forum: Image of the Day 09-23-2009, 12:15 PM
Replies: 34
Views: 4,797
Posted By Saknussem
The God of Saltwater Crocodiles is PISSED OFF!!...

The God of Saltwater Crocodiles is PISSED OFF!! RELEASE THE CROCS!! Or at least let them eat those idjits in the tanks.
Forum: Image of the Day 09-22-2009, 11:53 AM
Replies: 27
Views: 5,085
Posted By Saknussem
Do you have to pay extra for Miss Bikini Chick to...

Do you have to pay extra for Miss Bikini Chick to go in the tank with you? And can you pay for the special "Down Under" service? :P
Forum: Image of the Day 09-19-2009, 05:04 PM
Replies: 37
Views: 5,079
Posted By Saknussem
Sorry, but the last bat that got caught in...

Sorry, but the last bat that got caught in someone's hair was, besides the first, also probably dead and had to be stapled to the person's head. Bats are WAY too agile and quick to get caught in...
Forum: Image of the Day 09-18-2009, 11:34 PM
Replies: 37
Views: 5,079
Posted By Saknussem
And now for lunch

While you may remember that I don't have all that much of a fondness for insects (especially caterpillars) I really don't mind crickets and grasshoppers all that much. But when this sort of thing...
Forum: Image of the Day 08-29-2009, 01:38 PM
Replies: 22
Views: 5,699
Posted By Saknussem
35,000 idio . . . people 500 tons of tomatoes ...

35,000 idio . . . people
500 tons of tomatoes
1 ton oregano
3 tons garlic
all the parmesan there is
lots of ziti
result?
Ziti Cannibala
Forum: Image of the Day 08-22-2009, 11:32 PM
Replies: 2
Views: 2,178
Posted By Saknussem
Nope, I remember her CLEARLY saying that she...

Nope, I remember her CLEARLY saying that she would post them. Really. I do. I do. OW! My wife just hit me. Damn.

Awesome shots! Amazing! Which one did the big curvy smoke thing over the others?
Forum: Image of the Day 08-19-2009, 01:15 PM
Replies: 15
Views: 3,240
Posted By Saknussem
In a related story, 17 Nigerian embroidery...

In a related story, 17 Nigerian embroidery specialists were killed in a horrible accident when their 32 foot wide "Grateful Dead 1968 World Tour" patch collapsed under its own weight and fell on them...
Forum: Image of the Day 08-19-2009, 12:43 PM
Replies: 15
Views: 3,240
Posted By Saknussem
Are those button fly or zipper? Either way, I...

Are those button fly or zipper? Either way, I wanna see the hardware for both! Can you imagine the buttons? As big as that one guy's head, I bet.
Forum: Image of the Day 08-18-2009, 11:45 PM
Replies: 27
Views: 7,590
Posted By Saknussem
Well, I think they make a cute couple.

Well, I think they make a cute couple.
Forum: Image of the Day 08-16-2009, 10:47 PM
Replies: 13
Views: 4,256
Posted By Saknussem
Well, I guess he HAD to make it on his own...

Well, I guess he HAD to make it on his own because he sure didn't get a leg up.
Forum: Image of the Day 08-14-2009, 07:26 PM
Replies: 20
Views: 6,070
Posted By Saknussem
Didn't Wall*E drag his filthy mitt through one of...

Didn't Wall*E drag his filthy mitt through one of the rings?
Forum: Image of the Day 08-12-2009, 10:00 PM
Replies: 22
Views: 4,511
Posted By Saknussem
And here I thought the difference was that in...

And here I thought the difference was that in Thailand you can buy little girls in pink dresses in their Farmers' Markets. Stupid me.
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