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Forum: Creative Expression 02-24-2018, 03:28 PM
Replies: 864
Views: 123,000
Posted By Clodfobble
I mean, it's cool, but... it's only good for 2.5...

I mean, it's cool, but... it's only good for 2.5 years, max, unless you keep popping out a steady stream of boy babies.
Forum: Nothingland 02-24-2018, 03:25 PM
Replies: 15
Views: 152
Posted By Clodfobble
If you don't choose hiking boots, does that mean...

If you don't choose hiking boots, does that mean you're barefoot? Is the water purifier good enough to desalinate more than a gallon or two without getting permanently clogged? How much ammo comes...
Forum: Current Events 02-24-2018, 08:49 AM
Replies: 67
Views: 1,916
Posted By Clodfobble
Baloney. The problem is not that the childish and...

Baloney. The problem is not that the childish and emotional see something like that on the store wall and get scared. The problem is that real assault rifles are in circulation, and being used to...
Forum: Nothingland 02-22-2018, 07:27 AM
Replies: 10,936
Views: 2,242,689
Posted By Clodfobble
I'm sorry, monster. :(

I'm sorry, monster. :(
Forum: Current Events 02-21-2018, 10:50 PM
Replies: 67
Views: 1,916
Posted By Clodfobble
But there was oversight, via committee. Just like...

But there was oversight, via committee. Just like there is oversight in the committee of epilepsy specialists that currently says whether I'm legally allowed to have a drivers license. And yes, I'm...
Forum: Current Events 02-21-2018, 01:25 PM
Replies: 67
Views: 1,916
Posted By Clodfobble
That interpretation implies that every potential...

That interpretation implies that every potential gun owner would be forced to actively prove their competence before purchasing (as it is in Japan, for example.) The proposed mental health laws in...
Forum: Nothingland 02-21-2018, 01:13 PM
Replies: 6,436
Views: 1,222,703
Posted By Clodfobble
Most tire-specialty mechanics will offer...

Most tire-specialty mechanics will offer insurance for flats. They'll try to patch it, and if they can't, you get a new tire. There's new home construction in our area, which means fucking nails...
Forum: Nothingland 02-19-2018, 06:40 PM
Replies: 6,436
Views: 1,222,703
Posted By Clodfobble
I drove for six hours, and my laptop's charger...

I drove for six hours, and my laptop's charger cable broke, and I have a headache because I'm stupid and ate a pint of ice cream and a bag of potato chips for lunch, and we're going to see Black...
Forum: Quality Images and Videos 02-19-2018, 06:33 PM
Replies: 373
Views: 60,392
Posted By Clodfobble
I had a professor in college who was in the...

I had a professor in college who was in the reserves, and he would offer extra credit on any test for naming a few letters in the phonetic alphabet.
Forum: Current Events 02-19-2018, 07:30 AM
Replies: 67
Views: 1,916
Posted By Clodfobble
How would you propose the bill be written...

How would you propose the bill be written differently?
Forum: Quality Images and Videos 02-16-2018, 11:09 PM
Replies: 1,428
Views: 172,446
Posted By Clodfobble
Madeleine Kahn?

Madeleine Kahn?
Forum: Quality Images and Videos 02-16-2018, 10:38 PM
Replies: 1,428
Views: 172,446
Posted By Clodfobble
Bernadette Peters?

Bernadette Peters?
Forum: Current Events 02-15-2018, 06:43 PM
Replies: 67
Views: 1,916
Posted By Clodfobble
Didja know, this year is the first year that...

Didja know, this year is the first year that millennials aged 18 and up outnumber boomers?

This shooting is different. You can feel it. The number of teens who filmed it with their phones, the...
Forum: Image of the Day 02-15-2018, 04:13 PM
Replies: 4
Views: 469
Posted By Clodfobble
:lol:

:lol:
Forum: Current Events 02-15-2018, 07:32 AM
Replies: 67
Views: 1,916
Posted By Clodfobble
I'll tell you something else, too: I believe guns...

I'll tell you something else, too: I believe guns will become completely illegal in my lifetime. Because 3D printing is soon going to make any kind of partial restriction meaningless. They'll have to...
Forum: Current Events 02-15-2018, 07:27 AM
Replies: 67
Views: 1,916
Posted By Clodfobble
Republicans are being woefully short-sighted,...

Republicans are being woefully short-sighted, just like they were with healthcare. When 90% of the country agrees that something is a problem, then the other guys are going to pass the laws they want...
Forum: Arts & Entertainment 02-14-2018, 04:07 PM
Replies: 12
Views: 297
Posted By Clodfobble
I had to read this twice, and remember where you...

I had to read this twice, and remember where you live, before I could understand it as anything but a typo. I have already spent 1.5 hours in the car today, and I'm about to spend another 30 taking...
Forum: Arts & Entertainment 02-14-2018, 03:45 PM
Replies: 37
Views: 4,733
Posted By Clodfobble
To be fair, though, similar things have been...

To be fair, though, similar things have been available on PBS for decades. But nobody watches PBS. And the only reason anyone listens to Joe Rogan's podcast is because he was a famous comedian who...
Forum: Image of the Day 02-11-2018, 10:40 PM
Replies: 15
Views: 689
Posted By Clodfobble
Those legs are too skinny for that muffin top....

Those legs are too skinny for that muffin top. He's got the thigh gap of a 90-lb fashion model.
Forum: Home Base 02-11-2018, 10:36 PM
Replies: 5
Views: 425
Posted By Clodfobble
Yabbut on the other hand...

Yabbut on the other hand (http://adage.com/article/news/mcdonald-s-bows-pressure-healthful-happy-meal/228939/):



As long as there's choice (and I'm not saying there shouldn't be,) some people...
Forum: Home Base 02-11-2018, 09:40 PM
Replies: 5
Views: 425
Posted By Clodfobble
You Can't Fix All The Problems

This Washington Post article (https://www.washingtonpost.com/news/wonk/wp/2018/02/06/this-is-the-u-s-county-that-buys-the-least-healthful-groceries/?utm_term=.d5364caf7c9d) is just one example I...
Forum: Image of the Day 02-11-2018, 03:36 PM
Replies: 7
Views: 587
Posted By Clodfobble
That's... unusual. What percentage do they...

That's... unusual. What percentage do they represent, out of all the men you know with nipple-adjacent tattoos?
Forum: Sports 02-11-2018, 10:08 AM
Replies: 14
Views: 568
Posted By Clodfobble
Cool! Watch out for trees.

Cool! Watch out for trees.
Forum: Food and Drink 02-11-2018, 07:49 AM
Replies: 11
Views: 589
Posted By Clodfobble
...WHAT? Those two Thin Mints are nothing alike,...

...WHAT? Those two Thin Mints are nothing alike, let alone the Smores. Why are they not having their subcontractors create the same product?
Forum: Quality Images and Videos 02-10-2018, 08:27 AM
Replies: 394
Views: 44,102
Posted By Clodfobble
Wow, look how low it went over the ground. You...

Wow, look how low it went over the ground. You can see some animals under the surface got boiled, too. Crocs or hippos, I wonder.
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