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Forum: Nothingland 11-15-2016, 01:52 PM
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Posted By Clodfobble
Or just remind it that direction is a choice, and...

Or just remind it that direction is a choice, and send it to motor conversion therapy.
Forum: Nothingland 08-17-2013, 04:42 PM
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Posted By Clodfobble
At the more-organized events, they usually have a...

At the more-organized events, they usually have a vehicle bringing up the rear of the peloton, as it were. Sounds like this one was just barely big enough for anonymity. Hope she recovered.
Forum: Nothingland 07-28-2013, 08:30 AM
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Views: 177,760
Posted By Clodfobble
What does your wife say in all this, Perry?

What does your wife say in all this, Perry?
Forum: Nothingland 07-24-2013, 05:57 PM
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Posted By Clodfobble
So this morning, traffic was awful, backed up...

So this morning, traffic was awful, backed up bumper-to-bumper all the way to my entrance to the highway, which is extremely unusual. We inch along and inch along, waiting to get past the big wreck...
Forum: Nothingland 07-22-2013, 06:59 PM
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Posted By Clodfobble
This is one of those things that can suck, or be...

This is one of those things that can suck, or be really and truly awesome. F'rinstance, my old employer used to provide "dinner," but it was because they were also demanding 80-100 hour work weeks,...
Forum: Nothingland 12-16-2012, 07:20 PM
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Posted By Clodfobble
Orajel all the way. It's still good even when...

Orajel all the way. It's still good even when it's their six-year molars coming in.
Forum: Nothingland 08-29-2012, 12:07 PM
Replies: 1,185
Views: 177,760
Posted By Clodfobble
I think all seniors should have to retake their...

I think all seniors should have to retake their driving test at 65, 70, 75, and every two years after that. So sayeth Queen Clodfobble.
Forum: Nothingland 07-28-2012, 10:01 AM
Replies: 1,185
Views: 177,760
Posted By Clodfobble
I'm sorry Bri, that sounds awful. People can...

I'm sorry Bri, that sounds awful. People can really suck sometimes.
Forum: Nothingland 07-28-2012, 08:25 AM
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Views: 177,760
Posted By Clodfobble
Old men are expected to get crotchety, especially...

Old men are expected to get crotchety, especially when they sense their own mental faculties declining and don't want to admit it.

Old men do not get to hit people. Has he always hit you?
Forum: Nothingland 07-25-2012, 08:19 AM
Replies: 1,185
Views: 177,760
Posted By Clodfobble
I hear you, man. I know it's not the most...

I hear you, man. I know it's not the most masculine thing in the world, but I highly recommend getting a massage. (From someone good, not one of those stupid spa places. Call a chiropractor's office...
Forum: Nothingland 07-24-2012, 07:58 PM
Replies: 1,185
Views: 177,760
Posted By Clodfobble
I'msorryexcuseme whatthefuck? 1.) Ain't no...

I'msorryexcuseme whatthefuck?

1.) Ain't no way that shit isn't digital. They have it. They most certainly do save it for liability reasons. It may be old enough that it's backed up on a drive...
Forum: Nothingland 07-22-2012, 11:21 PM
Replies: 1,185
Views: 177,760
Posted By Clodfobble
Ugh... bless his heart, but my dad is an idiot. ...

Ugh... bless his heart, but my dad is an idiot.

He has never held a garage sale in his life, and apparently assumed that everything would be magically sold at the end of the day. So he casually...
Forum: Nothingland 07-01-2012, 04:13 PM
Replies: 1,185
Views: 177,760
Posted By Clodfobble
Hey, there you go! It's my dad's fault.

Hey, there you go! It's my dad's fault.
Forum: Nothingland 07-01-2012, 08:07 AM
Replies: 1,185
Views: 177,760
Posted By Clodfobble
Oh yeah, all the fucking time. He has major...

Oh yeah, all the fucking time. He has major problems with losing. Typical of his age, but he will claim in front of 15 witnesses that the ball which hit him square in the chest simply did not do so....
Forum: Nothingland 07-01-2012, 01:09 AM
Replies: 1,185
Views: 177,760
Posted By Clodfobble
One of the big lessons we have to drill into...

One of the big lessons we have to drill into Minifob right now is that sometimes other people are wrong, and that's okay. You just have to let them be wrong. I probably say this to him at least 2-3...
Forum: Nothingland 06-11-2012, 11:53 PM
Replies: 1,185
Views: 177,760
Posted By Clodfobble
Holy shit, man. Goddamn. I'm glad you told your...

Holy shit, man. Goddamn. I'm glad you told your story.
Forum: Nothingland 05-28-2012, 10:38 PM
Replies: 1,185
Views: 177,760
Posted By Clodfobble
Goddamn laptop has suddenly started experiencing...

Goddamn laptop has suddenly started experiencing severe failure symptoms, and the extended warranty expired five damn days ago. I don't want to buy a new machine, and I really don't want to use...
Forum: Nothingland 05-10-2012, 03:35 PM
Replies: 1,185
Views: 177,760
Posted By Clodfobble
Because Abraham Lincoln didn't have a concrete...

Because Abraham Lincoln didn't have a concrete mixer?
Forum: Nothingland 05-03-2012, 07:08 PM
Replies: 1,185
Views: 177,760
Posted By Clodfobble
Sorry, Jim.

Sorry, Jim.
Forum: Nothingland 02-07-2012, 06:17 PM
Replies: 1,185
Views: 177,760
Posted By Clodfobble
Well, there's the whole autism thing... ;) ...

Well, there's the whole autism thing... ;)



Oh, most definitely. She has at various times told me that her son is a "crystal child" (aka "indigo child,") and that she wanted to save up $7,000...
Forum: Nothingland 02-07-2012, 11:36 AM
Replies: 1,185
Views: 177,760
Posted By Clodfobble
Nah, she's just terrified of meds. She's said to...

Nah, she's just terrified of meds. She's said to me before, "But what is he going to do? He does the pill cam, he sees the disease, then what does he do?"

"Well, it depends on the kid, but the...
Forum: Nothingland 02-07-2012, 11:20 AM
Replies: 1,185
Views: 177,760
Posted By Clodfobble
Oh, she's an enigma, all right. He's in different...

Oh, she's an enigma, all right. He's in different clothes than what he left the house in, so she knows he had an accident.

"Uh oh... was it at [therapy,] or with you?"
"Yeah, it was here." (This...
Forum: Nothingland 02-06-2012, 06:56 PM
Replies: 1,185
Views: 177,760
Posted By Clodfobble
The little boy I babysit after therapy had...

The little boy I babysit after therapy had diarrhea in his pants, again, and wiped it on my carpet, again. I want to fucking throttle his mother.

1.) Your child is not potty-trained. Stop...
Forum: Nothingland 02-01-2012, 01:00 PM
Replies: 1,185
Views: 177,760
Posted By Clodfobble
Ride somewhere else? I'm not saying it's the best...

Ride somewhere else? I'm not saying it's the best situation from a socially conscious inclusion perspective, but sometimes you have to compromise because the world isn't going to.
Forum: Nothingland 11-07-2011, 06:47 PM
Replies: 1,185
Views: 177,760
Posted By Clodfobble
I love it when someone else's kid deposits toxic...

I love it when someone else's kid deposits toxic diarrhea on my carpet.
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