Well as a tasteless individual I expect you to have some fun in the birthing room. Why don't you snatch up the afterbirth the minute it appears and run off to a corner with it and start gnawing and making growling and loud eating noises. Note the horrified expressions on the faces of the doctors and nurses. Look up as if a light just went on in your head, then walk back to the table sheepishly and embarassed and say to your wife "I'm sorry, that was very rude of me. Here honey, would you like some?"
- Ashley (ksm@abb-sc.abb-sc.com) in alt.tasteless