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Forum: Image of the Day 12-16-2019, 08:21 AM
Replies: 9
Views: 454
Posted By newtimer
Wish there were more details about what they...

Wish there were more details about what they modified on the engine. All of those pipes and canisters under the hood!
Forum: Image of the Day 12-09-2019, 06:54 PM
Replies: 3
Views: 333
Posted By newtimer
I can see my house!

I can see my house!
Forum: Image of the Day 11-24-2019, 07:13 PM
Replies: 7
Views: 498
Posted By newtimer
Whatever you call it, it's been passed through an...

Whatever you call it, it's been passed through an animal's digestive tract, then expelled out of the anus. It's not about to pass through my digestive tract next.
Forum: Image of the Day 11-09-2019, 09:40 PM
Replies: 9
Views: 416
Posted By newtimer
That chair is made from a keg-wheelbarrow. The...

That chair is made from a keg-wheelbarrow. The part where the person's back goes was originally the floor of the wheelbarrow. Notice the stumps that keep the floor from lying flat on the ground, so...
Forum: Image of the Day 10-12-2019, 05:59 PM
Replies: 2
Views: 877
Posted By newtimer
Fake! This is a screenshot from a commercial for...

Fake! This is a screenshot from a commercial for Depends adult diapers.
"Depends - not just for really old people."
Forum: Image of the Day 09-29-2019, 11:19 AM
Replies: 6
Views: 432
Posted By newtimer
"... it was the ship’s lack of speed and...

"... it was the ship’s lack of speed and maneuverability..."
Or, as the Russians say, "Has too much Moose, not enough Squirrel."
Forum: Image of the Day 09-26-2019, 03:00 AM
Replies: 7
Views: 601
Posted By newtimer
I can still hear that 'whoosh-whoosh' sound as...

I can still hear that 'whoosh-whoosh' sound as the flaming plastic drips.
Forum: Image of the Day 09-07-2019, 03:24 PM
Replies: 3
Views: 482
Posted By newtimer
"...it's Texas because everybody's rich down...

"...it's Texas because everybody's rich down there."
I apologize for being the one exception to your rule-of-thumb.

But it might be Texas; a way to tell is if longhorn horns are mounted to the...
Forum: Image of the Day 08-17-2019, 04:59 PM
Replies: 6
Views: 542
Posted By newtimer
Exactly what I would do, if I were to inherit an...

Exactly what I would do, if I were to inherit an antique French castle. Except I would also have a gun collection.
Forum: Image of the Day 08-11-2019, 11:44 AM
Replies: 10
Views: 858
Posted By newtimer
We'll see whether the mall's architect originally...

We'll see whether the mall's architect originally planned for it or not.
Forum: Image of the Day 08-08-2019, 09:31 PM
Replies: 2
Views: 470
Posted By newtimer
" Writing an instruction leaflet for the Bristol...

" Writing an instruction leaflet for the Bristol Pegasus engine, the valve seats must be cooled before pressing, so she wrote stop an ice cream truck and grab some dry ice."
Speak Engrish!
Forum: Image of the Day 06-24-2019, 11:16 AM
Replies: 4
Views: 640
Posted By newtimer
This is exactly why I wear sunscreen! She and...

This is exactly why I wear sunscreen! She and Robert Redford are of a different opinion.
Forum: Image of the Day 05-27-2019, 07:18 PM
Replies: 4
Views: 487
Posted By newtimer
Alternate title: "Overhead view of Skeksis...

Alternate title: "Overhead view of Skeksis waiting for their pot of soup to finish cooking."
Forum: Image of the Day 05-26-2019, 04:53 AM
Replies: 2
Views: 946
Posted By newtimer
I suspect this was designed to carry loads of...

I suspect this was designed to carry loads of stuff up a slope, maybe out of a mineshaft or up the ramp of a ship. Then, on the way back down to get another load, the spring would wind itself for the...
Forum: Image of the Day 04-22-2019, 09:42 AM
Replies: 4
Views: 596
Posted By newtimer
If you're going to spend a year hand-making...

If you're going to spend a year hand-making something unique, you're probably going to keep it for yourself, not sell it. So I bet that the thief stole it from Mr. Traub directly.
Some newspapers...
Forum: Image of the Day 02-25-2019, 09:20 AM
Replies: 18
Views: 861
Posted By newtimer
Last of the whales, too? Come on, Polar...

Last of the whales, too?

Come on, Polar Bear. Snack on a few of those 2-legged critters.
Forum: Image of the Day 01-12-2019, 09:19 AM
Replies: 3
Views: 584
Posted By newtimer
It’s heartening to know young folks in far off...

It’s heartening to know young folks in far off places do something in life other than stare at a cellphone 24 hours a day.
Good for her!
Forum: Image of the Day 01-02-2019, 08:25 PM
Replies: 12
Views: 813
Posted By newtimer
All that money and not one cup-holder?

All that money and not one cup-holder?
Forum: Image of the Day 11-10-2018, 03:21 PM
Replies: 12
Views: 1,081
Posted By newtimer
What's that black thing in the middle of the...

What's that black thing in the middle of the donkey's back? A hat? Hats don't go on the back. A hump? Do Italian donkeys got humps?
Forum: Image of the Day 10-16-2018, 04:00 PM
Replies: 15
Views: 1,288
Posted By newtimer
I'll pass. For that kind of money, I expect a...

I'll pass. For that kind of money, I expect a garage. Or at least a carport. I don't want my car sitting out under the sun, getting too hot inside.
Forum: Image of the Day 09-12-2018, 08:48 PM
Replies: 4
Views: 883
Posted By newtimer
I suspect that is really Denver, not Cheyenne.

I suspect that is really Denver, not Cheyenne.
Forum: Image of the Day 09-10-2018, 02:56 AM
Replies: 7
Views: 877
Posted By newtimer
Lying on a half-boat, while your privates are...

Lying on a half-boat, while your privates are submerged in near-freezing water all day, will ensure that your genes won't get passed down to the next generation. We thank you for that.
Forum: Image of the Day 08-19-2018, 11:36 AM
Replies: 9
Views: 1,044
Posted By newtimer
Good art. It's that little white spot in the eyes...

Good art. It's that little white spot in the eyes that bring the sculptures to life.
Can't help but feel that the future is debatable, though.
Forum: Image of the Day 08-14-2018, 08:36 PM
Replies: 1
Views: 1,310
Posted By newtimer
Ah, the good old days when men wore suits...

Ah, the good old days when men wore suits everywhere, women wore dresses everywhere, and everybody made eye-contact with other humans. Not a smart-phone-addicted teenager to be found!
Forum: Image of the Day 07-31-2018, 12:19 AM
Replies: 10
Views: 1,362
Posted By newtimer
See that bubble? It's a mantis fart, right before...

See that bubble? It's a mantis fart, right before the sap hardened.
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