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Forum: Image of the Day 10-16-2018, 03:00 PM
Replies: 15
Views: 264
Posted By newtimer
I'll pass. For that kind of money, I expect a...

I'll pass. For that kind of money, I expect a garage. Or at least a carport. I don't want my car sitting out under the sun, getting too hot inside.
Forum: Image of the Day 09-12-2018, 07:48 PM
Replies: 4
Views: 510
Posted By newtimer
I suspect that is really Denver, not Cheyenne.

I suspect that is really Denver, not Cheyenne.
Forum: Image of the Day 09-10-2018, 01:56 AM
Replies: 7
Views: 536
Posted By newtimer
Lying on a half-boat, while your privates are...

Lying on a half-boat, while your privates are submerged in near-freezing water all day, will ensure that your genes won't get passed down to the next generation. We thank you for that.
Forum: Image of the Day 08-19-2018, 10:36 AM
Replies: 9
Views: 674
Posted By newtimer
Good art. It's that little white spot in the eyes...

Good art. It's that little white spot in the eyes that bring the sculptures to life.
Can't help but feel that the future is debatable, though.
Forum: Image of the Day 08-14-2018, 07:36 PM
Replies: 1
Views: 930
Posted By newtimer
Ah, the good old days when men wore suits...

Ah, the good old days when men wore suits everywhere, women wore dresses everywhere, and everybody made eye-contact with other humans. Not a smart-phone-addicted teenager to be found!
Forum: Image of the Day 07-30-2018, 11:19 PM
Replies: 10
Views: 886
Posted By newtimer
See that bubble? It's a mantis fart, right before...

See that bubble? It's a mantis fart, right before the sap hardened.
Forum: Image of the Day 07-13-2018, 10:52 PM
Replies: 7
Views: 535
Posted By newtimer
How did he get his hand through his sleeve?

How did he get his hand through his sleeve?
Forum: Image of the Day 07-03-2018, 07:14 PM
Replies: 7
Views: 705
Posted By newtimer
My $49K house my not have nearly the square...

My $49K house my not have nearly the square footage as this one, but at least I can afford stools for my kitchen, a couch for my living room, and soap for my bathtub.
Forum: Image of the Day 07-02-2018, 02:09 PM
Replies: 5
Views: 553
Posted By newtimer
All those sails AND a big engine?

All those sails AND a big engine?
Forum: Image of the Day 06-16-2018, 03:25 PM
Replies: 5
Views: 784
Posted By newtimer
Maybe is Moose and Squirrel.

Maybe is Moose and Squirrel.
Forum: Image of the Day 06-12-2018, 05:33 PM
Replies: 6
Views: 718
Posted By newtimer
Somebody has finally come up with an answer to...

Somebody has finally come up with an answer to that old question that bothers all of us: "Do I have too much money?"
It's about time.
Forum: Image of the Day 06-01-2018, 09:46 AM
Replies: 6
Views: 741
Posted By newtimer
Watching the Monkeyman-in-the-tree show was such...

Watching the Monkeyman-in-the-tree show was such a big event that everyone who went got all dressed up in their best suits, ties, vests, fancy hats, etc.; even the staff!
No tacky shorts, T-shirts,...
Forum: Image of the Day 05-27-2018, 10:33 AM
Replies: 6
Views: 1,111
Posted By newtimer
No smell reminds me of summer more than that...

No smell reminds me of summer more than that coconut suntan oil. And Off.
Forum: Image of the Day 05-19-2018, 03:08 PM
Replies: 4
Views: 940
Posted By newtimer
Vests, ties, dresses, fancy hats... People used...

Vests, ties, dresses, fancy hats... People used to get all dressed up just to go do yardwork. Nowadays it's shorts and T-shirts.
Did humans not get sweaty in the old days?
Forum: Image of the Day 04-11-2018, 12:42 PM
Replies: 7
Views: 1,305
Posted By newtimer
Trivia of the day: After being cooked in a...

Trivia of the day: After being cooked in a crockpot overnight, pigeons and rats taste exactly the same!
Forum: Image of the Day 04-10-2018, 03:23 PM
Replies: 2
Views: 780
Posted By newtimer
"...they’re an eye-catching platform for...

"...they’re an eye-catching platform for political and social commentary."
Finally! If there's one thing this world, and especially the internet, needs more of, it's political and social...
Forum: Image of the Day 04-07-2018, 09:09 PM
Replies: 2
Views: 844
Posted By newtimer
If they can make these fortune-telling porcelain...

If they can make these fortune-telling porcelain cups, why can't they make porcelain toilet bowls with the same designs? Same logic. Same method of fortune telling.
Forum: Image of the Day 03-31-2018, 10:35 AM
Replies: 10
Views: 921
Posted By newtimer
I can tell which one was submitted by a Texan.

I can tell which one was submitted by a Texan.
Forum: Image of the Day 03-15-2018, 07:17 PM
Replies: 8
Views: 879
Posted By newtimer
Who is Pepy? And why does his home warrant a...

Who is Pepy? And why does his home warrant a special place on the map?
Forum: Image of the Day 03-12-2018, 12:05 AM
Replies: 4
Views: 786
Posted By newtimer
Worst prom photo ever.

Worst prom photo ever.
Forum: Image of the Day 03-10-2018, 10:05 AM
Replies: 21
Views: 1,847
Posted By newtimer
Ah, the good old days before safety goggles. But...

Ah, the good old days before safety goggles. But all of the women DO have hairnets, so at least a hair won't fall onto a piece of machinery and damage it.
Forum: Image of the Day 03-07-2018, 03:05 PM
Replies: 12
Views: 1,033
Posted By newtimer
Beautiful photos! If you want to see more, just...

Beautiful photos! If you want to see more, just type "beautiful cock photos" into google.
Forum: Image of the Day 02-27-2018, 09:04 PM
Replies: 2
Views: 750
Posted By newtimer
1.2 million dollars?!? Please, please, please......

1.2 million dollars?!? Please, please, please... somebody come and build a golf course on my property! My house isn't on the market, but for $1,200,000 I'll happily sell it and then go live like a...
Forum: Image of the Day 02-10-2018, 10:40 AM
Replies: 7
Views: 870
Posted By newtimer
Notice how the one that says "Keep your pants on"...

Notice how the one that says "Keep your pants on" has a zipper, so she can cheat AND still keep her pants on.
Forum: Image of the Day 01-30-2018, 03:02 PM
Replies: 8
Views: 1,091
Posted By newtimer
A few years ago, I bought a new electric blanket...

A few years ago, I bought a new electric blanket at Target, with an electronic thermostat. Cost $100. Less than a year later, it stopped working. Chinese-made piece of crap.
Meanwhile, my mom's...
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