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Forum: Nothingland 09-23-2018, 08:34 AM
Replies: 32
Views: 680
Posted By Clodfobble
How did it turn out?

How did it turn out?
Forum: Image of the Day 09-23-2018, 08:31 AM
Replies: 10
Views: 166
Posted By Clodfobble
Well, height doesn't matter, unless you want to...

Well, height doesn't matter, unless you want to put a roof over Wales and fill it to a certain depth like a ball pit. Which you could totally do.
Forum: Image of the Day 09-23-2018, 08:27 AM
Replies: 40
Views: 695
Posted By Clodfobble
It just occurred to me that every public speech...

It just occurred to me that every public speech is also bespoke at the time of its creation (except that one Melania's staff plagiarized.)
Forum: Image of the Day 09-22-2018, 11:53 PM
Replies: 10
Views: 166
Posted By Clodfobble
On average, it totally is! "Full-size" cars...

On average, it totally is!

"Full-size" cars must be under 80 inches wide (https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Full-size_car), or else the law says they have to have clearance lights.

Average "family...
Forum: Image of the Day 09-22-2018, 02:01 PM
Replies: 10
Views: 166
Posted By Clodfobble
I averaged it at 100 square feet. Longer than ten...

I averaged it at 100 square feet. Longer than ten feet, but not as wide as ten feet, so... My physics professor always included at least one Fermi Problem on every test.
...
Forum: Image of the Day 09-22-2018, 08:48 AM
Replies: 10
Views: 166
Posted By Clodfobble
I.e., 1/4,000,000th the size of Wales.

I.e., 1/4,000,000th the size of Wales.
Forum: Sports 09-22-2018, 08:44 AM
Replies: 30
Views: 808
Posted By Clodfobble
So the idea is that in real life, if the guy got...

So the idea is that in real life, if the guy got injured his team can't just replace him because of the PR/contractual nightmares?
Forum: Sports 09-22-2018, 08:41 AM
Replies: 4
Views: 84
Posted By Clodfobble
What the hell are those "black circle inside a...

What the hell are those "black circle inside a white circle" bits supposed to convey? 1 in 167 is still nowhere near the majority of 167, as its circle seems to indicate.
Forum: The Internet 09-22-2018, 08:37 AM
Replies: 1,959
Views: 445,394
Posted By Clodfobble
Our "size of Wales" equivalent is "the size of...

Our "size of Wales" equivalent is "the size of Delaware."
Forum: Sports 09-21-2018, 09:26 PM
Replies: 30
Views: 808
Posted By Clodfobble
Just noticed the "Undroppable Players" link for...

Just noticed the "Undroppable Players" link for the first time... what makes a player undroppable?
Forum: Nothingland 09-21-2018, 01:27 PM
Replies: 693
Views: 128,505
Posted By Clodfobble
I've apparently come to a point in my life where...

I've apparently come to a point in my life where I have to add "treadmill lube" to my to-do list.
Forum: Current Events 09-20-2018, 02:34 PM
Replies: 1,553
Views: 248,055
Posted By Clodfobble
Nor is there ever a chance for the pest control...

Nor is there ever a chance for the pest control guys to treat the yard for the influx of ants caused by the rain...
Forum: Arts & Entertainment 09-20-2018, 12:11 PM
Replies: 529
Views: 94,453
Posted By Clodfobble
I've always justified my preference for male...

I've always justified my preference for male singers with the notion that the female singers are always out of my range, and I can only sing along with the male-voiced songs.
Forum: Image of the Day 09-20-2018, 08:34 AM
Replies: 8
Views: 285
Posted By Clodfobble
*sigh* It's always child porn.

*sigh* It's always child porn.
Forum: Image of the Day 09-18-2018, 06:16 PM
Replies: 40
Views: 695
Posted By Clodfobble
It's a word that comes and goes with the economy....

It's a word that comes and goes with the economy. Custom, personalized fashion is something rich people pay for, and there is a lot less of a demand for it in a recession.
Forum: Sports 09-18-2018, 03:42 PM
Replies: 30
Views: 808
Posted By Clodfobble
I like having a backup for all the lesser...

I like having a backup for all the lesser positions so I don't get caught with my pants down on Bye weeks. If they're going to be on the bench, it doesn't matter if they're a 25-point RB or a 7-point...
Forum: Sports 09-18-2018, 10:03 AM
Replies: 30
Views: 808
Posted By Clodfobble
*grumble grumble* Goddamn Helmets, picking...

*grumble grumble*

Goddamn Helmets, picking up DeSean Jackson when I had phone reminders going all morning to keep checking back for the moment free agents became available...

*grumble grumble*
Forum: Image of the Day 09-17-2018, 08:41 PM
Replies: 40
Views: 695
Posted By Clodfobble
I will not turn this into a...

I will not turn this into a shark/dolphin//squirrel/tree//airplane/treadmill discussion.

I will not turn this into a shark/dolphin//squirrel/tree//airplane/treadmill discussion.

I will not turn...
Forum: Image of the Day 09-17-2018, 05:51 PM
Replies: 40
Views: 695
Posted By Clodfobble
Right. So it should be "bespoke" designs. The...

Right. So it should be "bespoke" designs. The adjective can't be put in the past tense like the verb can. You are not a "larged" man.
Forum: Image of the Day 09-17-2018, 05:48 PM
Replies: 40
Views: 695
Posted By Clodfobble
Or maybe all the passengers are blind.

Or maybe all the passengers are blind.
Forum: Technology 09-17-2018, 05:44 PM
Replies: 3
Views: 162
Posted By Clodfobble
But do you have a Master's or PhD beyond your...

But do you have a Master's or PhD beyond your Zoology degree? Consider the "higher degree holders" column on the right--the majority of zoology folks in this chart have got something else on top of...
Forum: Current Events 09-17-2018, 05:32 PM
Replies: 1,553
Views: 248,055
Posted By Clodfobble
If Arizona upgrades to Death Valley 2.0 and...

If Arizona upgrades to Death Valley 2.0 and Florida sinks into the ocean, they might reconsider.
Forum: Image of the Day 09-17-2018, 05:28 PM
Replies: 40
Views: 695
Posted By Clodfobble
Just 'cuz it's a word don't mean they used it...

Just 'cuz it's a word don't mean they used it correctly.



They're implying that someone said the designs out loud.
Forum: Image of the Day 09-16-2018, 09:36 PM
Replies: 40
Views: 695
Posted By Clodfobble
"bespoken" [emoji38]

"bespoken" [emoji38]
Forum: Image of the Day 09-16-2018, 05:12 PM
Replies: 5
Views: 263
Posted By Clodfobble
Those BELONG in a MUSEUM!!!

Those BELONG in a MUSEUM!!!
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