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Forum: Current Events 10-15-2020, 04:54 PM
Replies: 43
Views: 1,690
Posted By xoxoxoBruce
Right essayist, social COMMENTARY = opinions. ...

Right essayist, social COMMENTARY = opinions.
Not news, which is what UT said. DUH
Spouting garbage you agree with doesn't make it news, or worth reading.
Forum: Relationships 10-15-2020, 04:05 PM
Replies: 34
Views: 2,147
Posted By xoxoxoBruce
You speak for Ventura County now. I'm impressed...

You speak for Ventura County now. I'm impressed with your promotion.
Forum: Image of the Day 10-15-2020, 03:39 PM
Replies: 46
Views: 5,850
Posted By xoxoxoBruce
I hope that pot doesn't tip over from the extra...

I hope that pot doesn't tip over from the extra weight on that side.
Forum: Health 10-15-2020, 03:34 PM
Replies: 42
Views: 1,209
Posted By xoxoxoBruce
Her mind is made up, don't confuse her with facts.

Her mind is made up, don't confuse her with facts.
Forum: Home Base 10-15-2020, 03:27 PM
Replies: 84
Views: 3,740
Posted By xoxoxoBruce
Masturbate.

Masturbate.
Forum: Home Base 10-15-2020, 03:24 PM
Replies: 211
Views: 16,913
Posted By xoxoxoBruce
That's because you didn't wash the salt off it.

That's because you didn't wash the salt off it.
Forum: Home Base 10-15-2020, 03:14 PM
Replies: 84
Views: 3,740
Posted By xoxoxoBruce
Poppycock, if you were a free man you wouldn't be...

Poppycock, if you were a free man you wouldn't be here, because you'd be off the grid with no connection, no sewer, no water, no power, no schools.
Once you move to anywhere with those you're...
Forum: Home Base 10-15-2020, 03:06 PM
Replies: 211
Views: 16,913
Posted By xoxoxoBruce
Gave him that lovely car and he shuns it for one...

Gave him that lovely car and he shuns it for one of them e-lec-tricky things.
Forum: Home Base 10-15-2020, 02:21 PM
Replies: 84
Views: 3,740
Posted By xoxoxoBruce
You pussy, you desert me in my time of need. I...

You pussy, you desert me in my time of need.
I was counting on you to teach about the brave new world order. http://cellar.org/2012/bwekk.gif
Forum: Relationships 10-11-2020, 11:41 PM
Replies: 15
Views: 1,483
Posted By xoxoxoBruce
Aw, you got me. :o

Aw, you got me. :o
Forum: Health 10-11-2020, 11:38 PM
Replies: 23
Views: 606
Posted By xoxoxoBruce
30 years and still can't get it right, you're a...

30 years and still can't get it right, you're a lost cause.
Forum: Quality Images and Videos 10-11-2020, 11:28 PM
Replies: 1,809
Views: 373,345
Posted By xoxoxoBruce
That Washtenaw College is in Ann Arbor, MI.

That Washtenaw College is in Ann Arbor, MI.
Forum: Relationships 10-11-2020, 11:20 PM
Replies: 15
Views: 1,483
Posted By xoxoxoBruce
That's exactly what she wants, everyone ignore...

That's exactly what she wants, everyone ignore her while she spreads bullshit that kills people from yet another pulpit.
Forum: Parenting 10-11-2020, 11:15 PM
Replies: 9
Views: 1,196
Posted By xoxoxoBruce
You're right, whether it be no water or water...

You're right, whether it be no water or water everywhere it's priority #1.
Forum: Current Events 10-11-2020, 11:03 PM
Replies: 414
Views: 103,702
Posted By xoxoxoBruce
What would Putin do?

What would Putin do?
Forum: Cellar Meta 10-11-2020, 10:59 PM
Replies: 66
Views: 1,408
Posted By xoxoxoBruce
Well I want a final determination before his...

Well I want a final determination before his birthday next month, I don't want to spend thousands if he's really dumping me.

Jeeves, bring my snit around!
Forum: Home Base 10-11-2020, 10:51 PM
Replies: 126
Views: 5,399
Posted By xoxoxoBruce
Try it, set it up to record outside and come back...

Try it, set it up to record outside and come back in an hour and see if it tells you you're on candid camera.
Forum: Health 10-11-2020, 10:48 PM
Replies: 23
Views: 606
Posted By xoxoxoBruce
I saw a website of a pharmaceutical group where...

I saw a website of a pharmaceutical group where the listed half a dozen pretty specific symptoms and asked doctors to decide what they thought the cause was. For every set of symptoms there were...
Forum: Nothingland 10-11-2020, 10:16 PM
Replies: 1,712
Views: 492,613
Posted By xoxoxoBruce
That's because you were selfishly doing what you...

That's because you were selfishly doing what you felt like instead of sticking to your assignment.
Forum: Food and Drink 10-11-2020, 10:14 PM
Replies: 21
Views: 982
Posted By xoxoxoBruce
Wild turkeys will eat grass in the spring when...

Wild turkeys will eat grass in the spring when food is scarce but not their druthers.
Forum: Arts & Entertainment 10-11-2020, 10:10 PM
Replies: 9
Views: 684
Posted By xoxoxoBruce
Pendulum, where did I see a pendulum...

Pendulum, where did I see a pendulum (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7ygh5f-B99A)...
Forum: Health 10-11-2020, 10:01 PM
Replies: 23
Views: 606
Posted By xoxoxoBruce
No no, don't listen to V, that'll interfere with...

No no, don't listen to V, that'll interfere with the agenda to convince everyone to not go to doctors and patronize her grape farm for seeds left over from making wine that she keeps.

Remember the...
Forum: Quality Images and Videos 10-11-2020, 09:45 PM
Replies: 416
Views: 125,408
Posted By xoxoxoBruce
Don't feel bad you're not the only one who can't...

Don't feel bad you're not the only one who can't figure me out. ;)
I've acquired a taste for Scotch in small quantities.
Smoked meat that tastes more like meat than smoke is OK if not too dry.
Forum: Quality Images and Videos 10-11-2020, 09:21 PM
Replies: 416
Views: 125,408
Posted By xoxoxoBruce
Still trying to convince the world peat smoke is...

Still trying to convince the world peat smoke is a pleasant thing.

Well it's got a good kick but it picked up the taste of the burning peat.

Ah... well... that's not a liability, that's a...
Forum: The Internet 10-11-2020, 09:15 PM
Replies: 2,873
Views: 664,175
Posted By xoxoxoBruce
Well there's none in Spring, TX, and none in...

Well there's none in Spring, TX, and none in Rowlett, nor Weatherford, as far as I know.
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