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Forum: Food and Drink 09-24-2020, 10:49 PM
Replies: 74
Views: 3,547
Posted By Urbane Guerrilla
Disneyland is now lobbying Sacramento to open. ...

Disneyland is now lobbying Sacramento to open. Mickey's out of patience.
Forum: Nothingland 09-24-2020, 10:43 PM
Replies: 992
Views: 194,691
Posted By Urbane Guerrilla
The non-vegetarian, of course, can get themselves...

The non-vegetarian, of course, can get themselves a big chub of ground beef, some buns... and have both a dinner and a project.

If you'd rather have a project that yields a condiment, chop all the...
Forum: Nothingland 09-24-2020, 10:36 PM
Replies: 65
Views: 2,438
Posted By Urbane Guerrilla
I've *never* seen a recumbent move fast. Their...

I've *never* seen a recumbent move fast. Their cruising speed is somewhere between that of a beach cruiser and the four-seat pedal-cart. Which is rather slower than typical of a shopping trike.
Forum: Home Base 09-24-2020, 10:31 PM
Replies: 246
Views: 41,891
Posted By Urbane Guerrilla
And I didn't Arrr even once. Variable Space...

And I didn't Arrr even once.

Variable Space Pirates say Arr Arr Lyrae.
Forum: Current Events 09-24-2020, 10:14 PM
Replies: 406
Views: 97,523
Posted By Urbane Guerrilla
As an inept and crabbed virgin, tw is of course a...

As an inept and crabbed virgin, tw is of course a great authority on this. World-class. He should put the Homburg on.
Forum: Current Events 09-24-2020, 10:12 PM
Replies: 207
Views: 48,475
Posted By Urbane Guerrilla
I see your chiefest function in a gunfight will...

I see your chiefest function in a gunfight will be that of a sandbag. Presumably you are built rather like a sandbag, with shoes.
Forum: Current Events 09-24-2020, 10:07 PM
Replies: 207
Views: 48,475
Posted By Urbane Guerrilla
Because we are a genuinely democratic republic. ...

Because we are a genuinely democratic republic. The sole source of political capital in a democracy -- and hence power -- is the electorate.

People who misunderstand civilized thought protest,...
Forum: Current Events 09-22-2020, 04:58 PM
Replies: 37
Views: 1,079
Posted By Urbane Guerrilla
Wink Well, V, can you get your new Seattle Anarchist...

Well, V, can you get your new Seattle Anarchist overlords to quit lighting stuff?
Forum: Current Events 09-22-2020, 04:55 PM
Replies: 207
Views: 48,475
Posted By Urbane Guerrilla
Well, naval jelly *is* a corrosion remover... ...

Well, naval jelly *is* a corrosion remover... You can connect the dots. If you connect all those dots you get an underscore.
Forum: Politics 09-16-2020, 11:07 AM
Replies: 7
Views: 406
Posted By Urbane Guerrilla
Which one is disintegrationist, and which one is...

Which one is disintegrationist, and which one is unionist?

You can seek answers in reading your Shapiro.
Forum: Current Events 09-16-2020, 11:01 AM
Replies: 5
Views: 296
Posted By Urbane Guerrilla
And here we see the tw channeling his inner Adam...

And here we see the tw channeling his inner Adam Schiff. D-Burbank, if you really wanted to know. Famed for creative writing this year.

You know, playing the bagpipe makes a better hobby.
...
Forum: Politics 09-02-2020, 10:11 PM
Replies: 7
Views: 406
Posted By Urbane Guerrilla
Salon owner Erica Kious -- she rents out the...

Salon owner Erica Kious -- she rents out the chairs/stations to stylists, several of whom may have fled the city by now -- had some choice words:
Forum: Food and Drink 09-02-2020, 09:57 PM
Replies: 8
Views: 629
Posted By Urbane Guerrilla
Let's see... Dalwhinnie 15yo is kinda light, not...

Let's see... Dalwhinnie 15yo is kinda light, not heavily smoked... what else is in my liquor locker...?... Hmm. Mossburn Blended Malt Scotch Whisky. 46% ABV, so it's like a light cask-strength; no...
Forum: Current Events 09-02-2020, 09:36 PM
Replies: 141
Views: 6,574
Posted By Urbane Guerrilla
Even a budget-minded Pasty-Faced Basementdweller...

Even a budget-minded Pasty-Faced Basementdweller (Alba subterranea) like yourself would have a hard time living on any difference -- and you in particular show zero inclination to ever try it. Along...
Forum: Politics 09-02-2020, 09:19 PM
Replies: 67
Views: 2,885
Posted By Urbane Guerrilla
And the greatest hater on the board can be...

And the greatest hater on the board can be assured of that. Here's lookin' at you, tw.

The culture of disintegration should and must be defeated, then crushed, then pissed on. Something like...
Forum: Politics 09-02-2020, 09:14 PM
Replies: 67
Views: 2,885
Posted By Urbane Guerrilla
I do not care to try it again; it is perfectly...

I do not care to try it again; it is perfectly clear and intelligible as it stands. The problem is yours, yours alone, own your problem -- you're tin of ear.

So, try reading it again, with an...
Forum: Politics 09-02-2020, 09:06 PM
Replies: 7
Views: 406
Posted By Urbane Guerrilla
Timing Is Everything

For her hairdo, the Speaker of the House couldn't hold off one more day. At any rate, she did not. Apparently she's trading on being Governor Newsom's auntie.
...
Forum: Current Events 09-01-2020, 10:58 PM
Replies: 33
Views: 841
Posted By Urbane Guerrilla
That is a gross misstatement of the socialist...

That is a gross misstatement of the socialist Democrats' state of mind. Having ethics would have meant not show-trialing Justice Kavanaugh. But a show-trial is exactly what he got. Good thing it...
Forum: Current Events 09-01-2020, 10:44 PM
Replies: 141
Views: 6,574
Posted By Urbane Guerrilla
That was the lesson I drew from Obama, myself. ...

That was the lesson I drew from Obama, myself. Obama never once got my vote -- he desperately wanted socialism, the lesser way, lesser than capitalism, and could not get it -- did a lot for gun...
Forum: Current Events 09-01-2020, 10:36 PM
Replies: 406
Views: 97,523
Posted By Urbane Guerrilla
Well, you can start with the understanding that...

Well, you can start with the understanding that yoni is Hindustani for "vulva, or snatch."

A narrow scope of education does nothing for any man.
Forum: Politics 08-31-2020, 03:42 PM
Replies: 88
Views: 2,311
Posted By Urbane Guerrilla
And not yet getting that examination after this...

And not yet getting that examination after this many days.
Forum: Food and Drink 08-31-2020, 03:30 PM
Replies: 74
Views: 3,547
Posted By Urbane Guerrilla
Now it's both the local IHOPs. One's got a...

Now it's both the local IHOPs. One's got a patio, the other is now flanked extensively with tents and flies.

Still, this cannot go on.
Forum: Current Events 08-31-2020, 03:25 PM
Replies: 406
Views: 97,523
Posted By Urbane Guerrilla
Very dim of you. He's the Annoying Orange. I'm...

Very dim of you. He's the Annoying Orange. I'm just happy with annoying you.

Wear a Homburg hat. It will exhibit the Yoni-On-Top, thereby signalizing that you're a pseudointellectual twat.
Forum: Politics 08-31-2020, 03:09 PM
Replies: 67
Views: 2,885
Posted By Urbane Guerrilla
Funnily enough, in 2016, the vote rejected the...

Funnily enough, in 2016, the vote rejected the Great Griftess, who has her entire adult life been in it for the money, from cattle futures on forward -- as much money as can be stuffed into the...
Forum: Politics 08-31-2020, 03:00 PM
Replies: 67
Views: 2,885
Posted By Urbane Guerrilla
Grossly incorrect perception, Griff. And what's...

Grossly incorrect perception, Griff. And what's worse, one too eagerly sought for by the anticapitalists and antipatriots. The Country, to borrow your capitalization, is the first concern -- there...
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