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Forum: Nothingland 09-06-2009, 01:24 AM
Replies: 62
Views: 6,414
Posted By hackhelios
I would say deleting the foreskin is bad, but if...

I would say deleting the foreskin is bad, but if you put this dildo in your ass file you will be protected even if you masturbate to delete the file during an ejaculation.
Forum: Arts & Entertainment 09-05-2009, 06:55 PM
Replies: 1,049
Views: 282,748
Posted By hackhelios
This is Autotune the News. There are 8 now, but 2...

This is Autotune the News. There are 8 now, but 2 and 5 are my favorites. Basic idea is that interesting (or more frequently dumb) news stories are "autotuned" to music.

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Forum: Nothingland 09-05-2009, 05:55 PM
Replies: 30
Views: 7,650
Posted By hackhelios
Couldn't figure out how to use HTML in a post,...

Couldn't figure out how to use HTML in a post, but apparently 21 bottles of PBR would kill me. They're obviously not accounting for my extensive beer pong expertise.

More importantly......
Forum: Nothingland 09-05-2009, 05:50 PM
Replies: 25,934
Views: 10,574,610
Posted By hackhelios
gonads and strife

gonads and strife
Forum: Nothingland 09-05-2009, 01:25 PM
Replies: 62
Views: 6,414
Posted By hackhelios
Funky's on the Moan

New telephone game!

For those just joining us, the rules are simple: change one word in the following sentence and repost. After 100 posts (that's right, we're aiming high this time around), we...
Forum: Nothingland 09-05-2009, 01:18 PM
Replies: 64
Views: 5,829
Posted By hackhelios
I has a confused. :nuts: May I offer you a new...

I has a confused. :nuts: May I offer you a new monkey thread to make it up to you?
Forum: Nothingland 09-04-2009, 09:04 PM
Replies: 25,934
Views: 10,574,610
Posted By hackhelios
Mr. Peanut

Mr. Peanut
Forum: Parenting 09-04-2009, 09:04 PM
Replies: 30
Views: 3,377
Posted By hackhelios
Hooray! That's a smart-looking lad you have...

Hooray! That's a smart-looking lad you have there. Congratulations!
Forum: Nothingland 09-04-2009, 08:53 PM
Replies: 64
Views: 5,829
Posted By hackhelios
Couldn't have been happier with the result. (The...

Couldn't have been happier with the result. (The crazy difference in sentences, not the implied beef-for-brains, classicman. :p)

I can't decide if I'm more surprised that it wound up work-safe,...
Forum: Nothingland 09-03-2009, 10:03 AM
Replies: 64
Views: 5,829
Posted By hackhelios
Whores wish they had multiple donging assholes,...

Whores wish they had multiple donging assholes, but I'm totally happy there are genitals for pay.
Forum: Nothingland 09-03-2009, 09:50 AM
Replies: 25,934
Views: 10,574,610
Posted By hackhelios
shank

shank
Forum: Nothingland 09-03-2009, 09:49 AM
Replies: 64
Views: 5,829
Posted By hackhelios
Whores wish they had naked donging assholes, but...

Whores wish they had naked donging assholes, but I'm totally convinced there are genitals for pay.
Forum: Nothingland 09-02-2009, 05:36 PM
Replies: 25,934
Views: 10,574,610
Posted By hackhelios
Dr. Quandry

Dr. Quandry
Forum: Nothingland 09-02-2009, 05:30 PM
Replies: 64
Views: 5,829
Posted By hackhelios
Some think there was actually hang-gliding...

Some think there was actually hang-gliding apostles, but I'm not convinced there are any at work.
Forum: The Internet 09-02-2009, 05:25 PM
Replies: 105
Views: 16,856
Posted By hackhelios
Be that cockney? Carrollese? I've always...

Be that cockney? Carrollese?

I've always been a fan of the triple-ha-no-spaces, but that was mostly a reaction to the overuse of LOL a decade ago. I don't have a particular problem with it, but...
Forum: Nothingland 09-02-2009, 04:23 PM
Replies: 25,934
Views: 10,574,610
Posted By hackhelios
bicycle

bicycle
Forum: Nothingland 09-02-2009, 04:22 PM
Replies: 64
Views: 5,829
Posted By hackhelios
Talking Monkeys on the Phone

Anyone ever play this game in elementary school?

I'll start with a sentence. You repost the sentence, but change one word when you do. After 50 posts, we compare the first and last sentences to...
Forum: Technology 09-02-2009, 10:11 AM
Replies: 8
Views: 1,914
Posted By hackhelios
That was incredible. I actually went to bed...

That was incredible.

I actually went to bed after watching the movie--and had a dream that picked up right where the movie left off. The tournament, as created by my subconscious, was pretty damn...
Forum: Technology 08-31-2009, 12:03 PM
Replies: 17
Views: 1,675
Posted By hackhelios
Random link from a friend via Facebook: ...

Random link from a friend via Facebook:

#4.Nintendo DS (http://www.gamepro.com/ds/) vs. Sony PlayStation Portable (http://www.gamepro.com/psp/)

Everyone expected Sony's new, hand-size...
Forum: Nothingland 08-31-2009, 11:12 AM
Replies: 25,934
Views: 10,574,610
Posted By hackhelios
hottie

hottie
Forum: Nothingland 08-31-2009, 11:11 AM
Replies: 39
Views: 4,297
Posted By hackhelios
I'm a poser. I smoke when I drink, and...

I'm a poser. I smoke when I drink, and absolutely love it (my wife, former asthmatic, hates it, but I stay well clear of her if I have even a whiff of smoke about my person). I tend to smoke quite...
Forum: Home Base 08-31-2009, 11:01 AM
Replies: 20
Views: 2,043
Posted By hackhelios
Aliantha--so how'd the doctor appointment go? ...

Aliantha--so how'd the doctor appointment go?

EDIT: Actually, that's none of my damn business. I'll just leave it at "hope the news was good."
Forum: Nothingland 08-31-2009, 10:56 AM
Replies: 25,934
Views: 10,574,610
Posted By hackhelios
JCVD

JCVD
Forum: Technology 08-31-2009, 10:55 AM
Replies: 17
Views: 1,675
Posted By hackhelios
Speaking from PSP experience, by chance? My DS...

Speaking from PSP experience, by chance? My DS doesn't play much in the way of media, but I do love the games Gamefly brings me for it. :) How are the Sony games?

B'sides, I've got my eye on the...
Forum: Health 08-30-2009, 08:33 PM
Replies: 20
Views: 3,999
Posted By hackhelios
"Gime? ... Oooooh...gime!" - Homer Simpson ...

"Gime? ... Oooooh...gime!" - Homer Simpson

Haven't been in a gym proper since the navy days, but generally put on my "don't talk to me" face when I did. I'm with Dana and Pico--prefer to focus...
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