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Forum: Home Base 03-31-2008, 04:23 PM
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Forum: Politics 03-18-2008, 09:47 AM
Replies: 31
Views: 2,568
Posted By pourbill
Beggin" your pardon ma'am!

Beggin" your pardon ma'am!
Forum: Politics 03-18-2008, 09:33 AM
Replies: 31
Views: 2,568
Posted By pourbill
What you and Shel don't realize is that it isn't...

What you and Shel don't realize is that it isn't about humanity, it's about economics. I can barely afford health care for my family and I sure as hell don't want to pay for other's needs. Hope...
Forum: Philosophy 02-08-2008, 03:48 PM
Replies: 69
Views: 7,479
Posted By pourbill
Some of us less than brights would read "between...

Some of us less than brights would read "between consenting adults" to exclude chlidren, youth, child, and I suppose the elderly who could no longer make judgements on their own. There is no reason...
Forum: Philosophy 02-08-2008, 03:24 PM
Replies: 69
Views: 7,479
Posted By pourbill
Cicero, you just made a pronouncement, not an...

Cicero, you just made a pronouncement, not an argument. Why doesn't that argument apply to incest?
Forum: Nothingland 01-30-2008, 03:38 PM
Replies: 30
Views: 100,013
Posted By pourbill
I've got the F, the C, and the K, the only thing...

I've got the F, the C, and the K, the only thing missing is you.
Forum: Cellar Meta 01-30-2008, 03:33 PM
Replies: 2,712
Views: 732,024
Posted By pourbill
The Cellar: Does not protect against STDs ...

The Cellar: Does not protect against STDs

The Cellar: Pleasure and occassional Paine

The Cellar: Been there; but never done "that"
Forum: Home Base 10-11-2007, 02:12 PM
Replies: 46
Views: 5,104
Posted By pourbill
Whenever I see an attractive girl like ducks who...

Whenever I see an attractive girl like ducks who is having trouble with guys, I'm pretty sure she is choosing her guys for the wrong reasons. Maybe it's the uniform. Used to work for me years ago,...
Forum: Home Base 09-19-2007, 03:03 PM
Replies: 104
Views: 13,183
Posted By pourbill
I said I have enough, but I could spend more. ...

I said I have enough, but I could spend more. The main things men want money for are toys, food and drink, and girls. Since I'm married, have some toys, and eat and drink well (too well) what else...
Forum: Politics 07-05-2007, 03:39 PM
Replies: 83
Views: 6,954
Posted By pourbill
Angry Bush hits a new low

Having had some association with the intelligence community I am appalled by the President's pardon of Mr. Libby. When an an agent is outed not only is their life and the lives of their family...
Forum: Arts & Entertainment 06-29-2007, 01:02 PM
Replies: 667
Views: 459,123
Posted By pourbill
Why are pubic hairs curly? So they won't poke...

Why are pubic hairs curly? So they won't poke your eyes out.

Sorry, thought it was a "tasty joke" thread.
Forum: Relationships 05-24-2007, 10:30 AM
Replies: 1,265
Views: 240,659
Posted By pourbill
LabRat, getting back to your original question I...

LabRat, getting back to your original question I have noticed that many couples that are having a tough time concieving turn to adoption--AND then get pregnant. This leads me to conclude that it is...
Forum: Politics 05-18-2007, 01:12 PM
Replies: 123
Views: 12,178
Posted By pourbill
I really don't know about the veracity of the...

I really don't know about the veracity of the "swift boaters" or the bloggers, but I personally witnessed inflated accounts of heroism to get medals for people during the Viet Nam conflict. A friend...
Forum: Current Events 05-18-2007, 01:00 PM
Replies: 36
Views: 3,405
Posted By pourbill
Sorry to hear of your drought situation down...

Sorry to hear of your drought situation down under. May all of our wet dreams come true.
Forum: Sports 05-14-2007, 11:40 AM
Replies: 117
Views: 14,979
Posted By pourbill
Incredible! This thread is as boring as the...

Incredible! This thread is as boring as the game. Only three months until REAL football starts.
Forum: Technology 05-14-2007, 11:37 AM
Replies: 133
Views: 33,299
Posted By pourbill
Have always done my own basic work: points,...

Have always done my own basic work: points, plugs, oil changes, brakes, tires, belts, hoses, and gaskets. But times change. We now have computers and no longer do tune-ups. My Corvette doesn't...
Forum: Nothingland 05-10-2007, 10:53 AM
Replies: 77
Views: 10,315
Posted By pourbill
My wife and daughters turned me on to Coldstone...

My wife and daughters turned me on to Coldstone Creamery, without a doubt the best stuff on the planet regardless of the mix you select. I prefer the caramel pecan whatever it's called.
Forum: Home Base 05-04-2007, 03:52 PM
Replies: 5,653
Views: 4,371,667
Posted By pourbill
"KIiss me" the client said to her lawyer. ...

"KIiss me" the client said to her lawyer.

"Really I shouldn't" he replies.

"Please kiss me"

"It wouldn't be right".

"Just kiss me, come on just once, kiss me" she pleads.
Forum: Home Base 05-04-2007, 03:34 PM
Replies: 42
Views: 3,618
Posted By pourbill
My youngest daughter will soon be entering law...

My youngest daughter will soon be entering law school. She wants to specialize in women's issues, but I am working to straighten her out. I think I'll go to humor and post a few lawyer jokes now.
Forum: Health 05-03-2007, 12:25 PM
Replies: 45
Views: 6,515
Posted By pourbill
When I first read the tirade I thought maybe a...

When I first read the tirade I thought maybe a job change to astronaut could be in order for Shawnee but she seems like she needs support more than sarcasm. I understand her feelings of loyality. ...
Forum: Arts & Entertainment 04-30-2007, 01:32 PM
Replies: 78
Views: 14,062
Posted By pourbill
It's a pea, not a lima bean. He says it's a...

It's a pea, not a lima bean. He says it's a polyp and then eats it! This "this is my body, take and eat" stuff makes me cringe.
Forum: Home Base 04-25-2007, 12:26 PM
Replies: 27
Views: 2,944
Posted By pourbill
I would have preferred to hear that you had two...

I would have preferred to hear that you had two gay guys go straight after dating you.
Forum: Home Base 04-23-2007, 06:41 PM
Replies: 769
Views: 68,167
Posted By pourbill
Having lived most of my life in rural areas I...

Having lived most of my life in rural areas I have always had guns in the home. I own 9mm and 22 cal. handguns, 22 cal. and 33 lever action rifles and a 12 gauge pump shotgun. All my neighbors own...
Forum: Home Base 04-21-2007, 10:06 AM
Replies: 5,653
Views: 4,371,667
Posted By pourbill
HLJ, those were great. Here are some others...

HLJ, those were great. Here are some others though I don't remember the attributions.

"Hello" he lied.

An empty car drove up and ____________ got out.

He showed me his library and books of...
Forum: Home Base 04-21-2007, 10:00 AM
Replies: 21
Views: 1,915
Posted By pourbill
Worked cleaning up stalls at a hog farm. You...

Worked cleaning up stalls at a hog farm. You cannot imagine. A few interesting situations as a newspaper photog. Some disturbing encounters as a civil servant. I'm now working in elementary...
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