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Forum: Nothingland 09-30-2020, 05:13 PM
Replies: 9
Views: 179
Posted By sexobon
What is the best pill ever invented? Placebo....

What is the best pill ever invented? Placebo. It's the only pill ever invented that doesn't have an intrinsic potential for adverse side effects.
Forum: Politics 09-30-2020, 03:56 PM
Replies: 755
Views: 89,656
Posted By sexobon
They weren't going to give Ivanka enough camera...

They weren't going to give Ivanka enough camera time; so, I didn't watch the debate.

Sounds like I didn't miss much.
Forum: Current Events 09-30-2020, 01:24 AM
Replies: 8
Views: 284
Posted By sexobon
Do you have to join the civil service to fight in...

Do you have to join the civil service to fight in a civil war?
Forum: Nothingland 09-30-2020, 01:19 AM
Replies: 71
Views: 2,626
Posted By sexobon
Think warm thoughts.

Think warm thoughts.
Forum: Politics 09-30-2020, 01:09 AM
Replies: 755
Views: 89,656
Posted By sexobon
Be concerned; but, don't worry. The world will...

Be concerned; but, don't worry. The world will keep on turning while tw has a meltdown and conniptions. Notice how the postings of panic stricken ruminants gets longer and longer as they continue to...
Forum: Politics 09-29-2020, 05:38 PM
Replies: 755
Views: 89,656
Posted By sexobon
You're obviously a disgruntled peasant. Mostly...

You're obviously a disgruntled peasant. Mostly due to delusions of grandeur and bad genes.

Like Santa Claus, Trump has gifted Americans and he did it without elves. Like with all benefactors,...
Forum: Current Events 09-28-2020, 11:33 PM
Replies: 4,232
Views: 1,088,129
Posted By sexobon
black licorice matters :bolt:

black licorice matters :bolt:
Forum: Politics 09-28-2020, 09:43 PM
Replies: 755
Views: 89,656
Posted By sexobon
No where in there does it say that you donated...

No where in there does it say that you donated over a million dollars to this country. Sour grapes.
Forum: Politics 09-28-2020, 05:13 PM
Replies: 755
Views: 89,656
Posted By sexobon
Now that he is The Man, he's been sticking it to...

Now that he is The Man, he's been sticking it to himself by making himself donate his $400,000 annual Presidential salary for the past 3 years at $100,000/quarter.
Forum: Image of the Day 09-28-2020, 05:51 AM
Replies: 2
Views: 238
Posted By sexobon
Sharks would like that. Chomp down on the hose...

Sharks would like that. Chomp down on the hose and a meal falls out of the sky.
Forum: Nothingland 09-27-2020, 09:11 AM
Replies: 71
Views: 2,626
Posted By sexobon
71602 I don't like it. :lol:

71602

I don't like it.

:lol:
Forum: Current Events 09-27-2020, 08:47 AM
Replies: 210
Views: 48,677
Posted By sexobon
Get Santa Claus to help you. He's already done a...

Get Santa Claus to help you. He's already done a lot of the legwork: making lists, checking them twice, keeping track of who's been naughty or nice.
Forum: Philosophy 09-27-2020, 08:16 AM
Replies: 1
Views: 198
Posted By sexobon
It's a trick, the unborn are just recycled dead.

It's a trick, the unborn are just recycled dead.
Forum: Current Events 09-26-2020, 11:50 PM
Replies: 8
Views: 284
Posted By sexobon
The next civil war will be interrupted by...

The next civil war will be interrupted by Presidential candidate Kanye West just like he interrupted Taylor Swift's acceptance speech during the 2009 MTV Video Music Awards.
Forum: Nothingland 09-26-2020, 11:39 PM
Replies: 837
Views: 154,723
Posted By sexobon
Bots like taglines. 71593

Bots like taglines.

71593
Forum: Nothingland 09-26-2020, 10:58 PM
Replies: 71
Views: 2,626
Posted By sexobon
If you signed something in blood, wouldn't the...

If you signed something in blood, wouldn't the blood coagulate into a gel?

Not that I would like it.
Forum: Cellar Meta 09-26-2020, 10:32 PM
Replies: 3,017
Views: 919,553
Posted By sexobon
The Cellar: Seeking infinite monkey term limits

The Cellar: Seeking infinite monkey term limits
Forum: Politics 09-26-2020, 07:07 AM
Replies: 755
Views: 89,656
Posted By sexobon
Vote for Trump so he'll win reelection and you...

Vote for Trump so he'll win reelection and you won't have to worry about a transfer of power. GO FORTH AND GRIEVE NO MORE. :rotflol:
Forum: Home Base 09-26-2020, 06:24 AM
Replies: 242
Views: 66,335
Posted By sexobon
You served during a conflict that wasn't our...

You served during a conflict that wasn't our fight. We were interventionists on someone else's behalf. There was an indirect relationship to our ideology which leaves more room for doubt about...
Forum: Home Base 09-24-2020, 10:42 PM
Replies: 242
Views: 66,335
Posted By sexobon
Remember this one about Ronald J. Shurer? ...

Remember this one about Ronald J. Shurer?

This is about one of his cow-orkers...

John Wayne Walding

The full linked story is worth reading. Snippets below:
Forum: Nothingland 09-22-2020, 05:00 PM
Replies: 4
Views: 177
Posted By sexobon
If a woman gets within six feet of me and isn't...

If a woman gets within six feet of me and isn't wearing a mask, I figure it's a Freudian slip and she wants me to kiss her.

At least that's what I'm telling the judge.
Forum: Politics 09-20-2020, 09:59 PM
Replies: 88
Views: 2,350
Posted By sexobon
The People disgraced the office of the President...

The People disgraced the office of the President long before Trump ever got there. People have been treating the office of President like it's a throne to be handed down by political royals like the...
Forum: Politics 09-20-2020, 08:41 PM
Replies: 88
Views: 2,350
Posted By sexobon
Well sure, it's the only way we can get to see...

Well sure, it's the only way we can get to see more of Ivanka...

and maybe a pardon if we ever need one.
Forum: Home Base 09-20-2020, 08:28 PM
Replies: 23
Views: 655
Posted By sexobon
Opposites attract... the universe has a sense of...

Opposites attract... the universe has a sense of humor... go figure.


Did so. :p:
Forum: Politics 09-20-2020, 05:18 PM
Replies: 88
Views: 2,350
Posted By sexobon
You missed your calling as a stand-up comedian.

You missed your calling as a stand-up comedian.
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