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Forum: Sports 10-08-2019, 12:11 AM
Replies: 1,672
Views: 407,725
Posted By xoxoxoBruce
If you had faithfully eaten Super Sugar Crisp for...

If you had faithfully eaten Super Sugar Crisp for breakfast you could have Sugar Bears in your spokes.
Forum: Food and Drink 10-08-2019, 12:08 AM
Replies: 1
Views: 315
Posted By xoxoxoBruce
Tequila

You really should have one in each home, maybe each vehicle, and the boat, and the plane...
Forum: Quality Images and Videos 10-08-2019, 12:04 AM
Replies: 995
Views: 144,420
Posted By xoxoxoBruce
Takeoff... 68881 One they didn't...

Takeoff...

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One they didn't build...

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Forum: Quality Images and Videos 10-08-2019, 12:00 AM
Replies: 670
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Views: 115,395
Posted By xoxoxoBruce
Leopards be sneaky...

Leopards be sneaky...
Forum: Quality Images and Videos 10-07-2019, 11:56 PM
Replies: 2,638
Views: 429,575
Posted By xoxoxoBruce
Home Depot parking lots attract... uh, things... ...

Home Depot parking lots attract... uh, things...

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I'll bet it doesn't attract many of these.

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Forum: Quality Images and Videos 10-07-2019, 11:50 PM
Replies: 12,690
Views: 4,947,106
Posted By xoxoxoBruce
Oh for joy...:rolleyes:

Oh for joy...:rolleyes:
Forum: Nothingland 10-07-2019, 11:49 PM
Replies: 12,274
Views: 5,943,424
Posted By xoxoxoBruce
Don't run for office. :headshake

Don't run for office. :headshake
Forum: Nothingland 10-07-2019, 11:48 PM
Replies: 12,274
Views: 5,943,424
Posted By xoxoxoBruce
Um, don't be too hasty, one of their traditions...

Um, don't be too hasty, one of their traditions is to share their wife on cold night in the igloo. :cool:
Forum: Image of the Day 10-07-2019, 11:45 PM
Replies: 3
Views: 294
Posted By xoxoxoBruce
Oct 8th, 2019 : Bead Dress

When I saw the ancient Egyptian Bead dress it garnered my attention and thoughts of Cleopatra or the slave girls dancing to
entertain after supper before they had TV. But then I found out before...
Forum: Nothingland 10-07-2019, 11:33 PM
Replies: 12,274
Views: 5,943,424
Posted By xoxoxoBruce
I've noticed that, all the times I've been to...

I've noticed that, all the times I've been to your house I've never seen an Eskimo. I just didn't want to mention it because it might be a sensitive subject. You known, like an Eskimo ran over your...
Forum: Nothingland 10-07-2019, 11:26 PM
Replies: 47
Views: 1,184
Posted By xoxoxoBruce
I'd suggest you get a hobby and be nice to your...

I'd suggest you get a hobby and be nice to your long suffering Mrs. :haha:
Forum: Home Base 10-07-2019, 11:23 PM
Replies: 12
Views: 418
Posted By xoxoxoBruce
Responsible drivers do what? Leave 2, 3, 4 car...

Responsible drivers do what? Leave 2, 3, 4 car lengths between themselves and the car ahead so only a third of the cars that should have made it through that left turn arrow do? Now those people have...
Forum: Nothingland 10-07-2019, 01:30 PM
Replies: 14
Views: 6,260
Posted By xoxoxoBruce
Outies...

Outies...
Forum: Arts & Entertainment 10-07-2019, 10:19 AM
Replies: 121
Views: 6,627
Posted By xoxoxoBruce
What, you don't think my tattoo of Tinkerbell and...

What, you don't think my tattoo of Tinkerbell and the fairies in the flower garden makes me badass. :lol:
Forum: Home Base 10-07-2019, 10:16 AM
Replies: 12
Views: 418
Posted By xoxoxoBruce
People who leave more than one car length between...

People who leave more than one car length between themselves and the car in front of them on a left turn arrow get a 10 with a bullet.:mad2:
Forum: Nothingland 10-07-2019, 10:11 AM
Replies: 12,274
Views: 5,943,424
Posted By xoxoxoBruce
It's not that easy, no matter what you call...

It's not that easy, no matter what you call northern natives some will be offended because they don't agree.
During the civil rights movement some wanted to be addressed as Negro, Black, or African...
Forum: Arts & Entertainment 10-07-2019, 09:59 AM
Replies: 2,348
Views: 667,874
Posted By xoxoxoBruce
Was that a keyboard or mixing board she was...

Was that a keyboard or mixing board she was playing with?
Forum: Creative Expression 10-06-2019, 10:32 PM
Replies: 12
Views: 639
Posted By xoxoxoBruce
He just wanted everyone to know he doesn't eat...

He just wanted everyone to know he doesn't eat horses or mules.



The charges are not valid but it still cost him and they can do this shit with impunity.
Forum: Image of the Day 10-06-2019, 10:20 PM
Replies: 0
Views: 283
Posted By xoxoxoBruce
Oct 7th, 2019: Faces

They certainly donít look like models on the runway or catalogs, they look like real people.
Old enough to have seen reality and been rode hard and put up wet.

http://cellar.org/img/faces1.jpg ...
Forum: Creative Expression 10-06-2019, 09:46 PM
Replies: 1,130
Views: 191,171
Posted By xoxoxoBruce
Now this is something you could do while you're...

Now this is something you could do while you're watching TV with the family in the evening. Like knitting, or braiding rugs. Just cut the pieces like the west coasts of Ireland and Scotland then cut...
Forum: Quality Images and Videos 10-06-2019, 09:35 PM
Replies: 1,659
Views: 314,767
Posted By xoxoxoBruce
Things that go boom in the night... and day.

Things that go boom in the night... and day.
Forum: Creative Expression 10-06-2019, 09:31 PM
Replies: 12
Views: 639
Posted By xoxoxoBruce
Why learn more words when you can learn more uses...

Why learn more words when you can learn more uses for the ones you have.
Forum: Arts & Entertainment 10-06-2019, 09:25 PM
Replies: 121
Views: 6,627
Posted By xoxoxoBruce
Basics... 68868 Pick three and it's...

Basics...

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Pick three and it's money for nothing and sex or free.*

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* I know it was "chicks for free" but that would be sexist and exclusionary by precluding the possibility of...
Forum: Current Events 10-06-2019, 09:14 PM
Replies: 30
Views: 907
Posted By xoxoxoBruce
Yeah, those uppity intelligentsia talk like...

Yeah, those uppity intelligentsia talk like Ludwig van Beethoven is a buddy when they've never even seen his paintings. :yesnod:
Forum: Home Base 10-06-2019, 09:08 PM
Replies: 234
Views: 58,126
Posted By xoxoxoBruce
So $90 for three donations in a week. About two...

So $90 for three donations in a week. About two hours per would be $15 an hour and free snacks. Won't take mine though, have to make my money the old fashion way through prostitution. :blush:
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