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Forum: Image of the Day 08-19-2018, 10:36 AM
Replies: 6
Views: 170
Posted By newtimer
Good art. It's that little white spot in the eyes...

Good art. It's that little white spot in the eyes that bring the sculptures to life.
Can't help but feel that the future is debatable, though.
Forum: Image of the Day 08-14-2018, 07:36 PM
Replies: 1
Views: 214
Posted By newtimer
Ah, the good old days when men wore suits...

Ah, the good old days when men wore suits everywhere, women wore dresses everywhere, and everybody made eye-contact with other humans. Not a smart-phone-addicted teenager to be found!
Forum: Image of the Day 07-30-2018, 11:19 PM
Replies: 10
Views: 526
Posted By newtimer
See that bubble? It's a mantis fart, right before...

See that bubble? It's a mantis fart, right before the sap hardened.
Forum: Image of the Day 07-13-2018, 10:52 PM
Replies: 7
Views: 405
Posted By newtimer
How did he get his hand through his sleeve?

How did he get his hand through his sleeve?
Forum: Image of the Day 07-03-2018, 07:14 PM
Replies: 7
Views: 569
Posted By newtimer
My $49K house my not have nearly the square...

My $49K house my not have nearly the square footage as this one, but at least I can afford stools for my kitchen, a couch for my living room, and soap for my bathtub.
Forum: Image of the Day 07-02-2018, 02:09 PM
Replies: 5
Views: 471
Posted By newtimer
All those sails AND a big engine?

All those sails AND a big engine?
Forum: Image of the Day 06-16-2018, 03:25 PM
Replies: 5
Views: 684
Posted By newtimer
Maybe is Moose and Squirrel.

Maybe is Moose and Squirrel.
Forum: Image of the Day 06-12-2018, 05:33 PM
Replies: 6
Views: 664
Posted By newtimer
Somebody has finally come up with an answer to...

Somebody has finally come up with an answer to that old question that bothers all of us: "Do I have too much money?"
It's about time.
Forum: Image of the Day 06-01-2018, 09:46 AM
Replies: 6
Views: 678
Posted By newtimer
Watching the Monkeyman-in-the-tree show was such...

Watching the Monkeyman-in-the-tree show was such a big event that everyone who went got all dressed up in their best suits, ties, vests, fancy hats, etc.; even the staff!
No tacky shorts, T-shirts,...
Forum: Image of the Day 05-27-2018, 10:33 AM
Replies: 6
Views: 1,012
Posted By newtimer
No smell reminds me of summer more than that...

No smell reminds me of summer more than that coconut suntan oil. And Off.
Forum: Image of the Day 05-19-2018, 03:08 PM
Replies: 4
Views: 865
Posted By newtimer
Vests, ties, dresses, fancy hats... People used...

Vests, ties, dresses, fancy hats... People used to get all dressed up just to go do yardwork. Nowadays it's shorts and T-shirts.
Did humans not get sweaty in the old days?
Forum: Image of the Day 04-11-2018, 12:42 PM
Replies: 7
Views: 1,207
Posted By newtimer
Trivia of the day: After being cooked in a...

Trivia of the day: After being cooked in a crockpot overnight, pigeons and rats taste exactly the same!
Forum: Image of the Day 04-10-2018, 03:23 PM
Replies: 2
Views: 749
Posted By newtimer
"...they’re an eye-catching platform for...

"...they’re an eye-catching platform for political and social commentary."
Finally! If there's one thing this world, and especially the internet, needs more of, it's political and social...
Forum: Image of the Day 04-07-2018, 09:09 PM
Replies: 2
Views: 784
Posted By newtimer
If they can make these fortune-telling porcelain...

If they can make these fortune-telling porcelain cups, why can't they make porcelain toilet bowls with the same designs? Same logic. Same method of fortune telling.
Forum: Image of the Day 03-31-2018, 10:35 AM
Replies: 10
Views: 865
Posted By newtimer
I can tell which one was submitted by a Texan.

I can tell which one was submitted by a Texan.
Forum: Image of the Day 03-15-2018, 07:17 PM
Replies: 8
Views: 826
Posted By newtimer
Who is Pepy? And why does his home warrant a...

Who is Pepy? And why does his home warrant a special place on the map?
Forum: Image of the Day 03-12-2018, 12:05 AM
Replies: 4
Views: 763
Posted By newtimer
Worst prom photo ever.

Worst prom photo ever.
Forum: Image of the Day 03-10-2018, 10:05 AM
Replies: 21
Views: 1,716
Posted By newtimer
Ah, the good old days before safety goggles. But...

Ah, the good old days before safety goggles. But all of the women DO have hairnets, so at least a hair won't fall onto a piece of machinery and damage it.
Forum: Image of the Day 03-07-2018, 03:05 PM
Replies: 12
Views: 943
Posted By newtimer
Beautiful photos! If you want to see more, just...

Beautiful photos! If you want to see more, just type "beautiful cock photos" into google.
Forum: Image of the Day 02-27-2018, 09:04 PM
Replies: 2
Views: 722
Posted By newtimer
1.2 million dollars?!? Please, please, please......

1.2 million dollars?!? Please, please, please... somebody come and build a golf course on my property! My house isn't on the market, but for $1,200,000 I'll happily sell it and then go live like a...
Forum: Image of the Day 02-10-2018, 10:40 AM
Replies: 7
Views: 821
Posted By newtimer
Notice how the one that says "Keep your pants on"...

Notice how the one that says "Keep your pants on" has a zipper, so she can cheat AND still keep her pants on.
Forum: Image of the Day 01-30-2018, 03:02 PM
Replies: 8
Views: 1,017
Posted By newtimer
A few years ago, I bought a new electric blanket...

A few years ago, I bought a new electric blanket at Target, with an electronic thermostat. Cost $100. Less than a year later, it stopped working. Chinese-made piece of crap.
Meanwhile, my mom's...
Forum: Image of the Day 01-27-2018, 10:13 AM
Replies: 17
Views: 1,473
Posted By newtimer
What did the mother buffalo say when her son left...

What did the mother buffalo say when her son left for college?
Forum: Image of the Day 01-10-2018, 11:43 PM
Replies: 13
Views: 968
Posted By newtimer
Ah, there he is. The problem is that many things...

Ah, there he is. The problem is that many things in this photo look like faces: the clump of grass in the top center looks like a grinning troll with spiky hair; the black dot on the far right looks...
Forum: Image of the Day 01-06-2018, 07:03 PM
Replies: 5
Views: 784
Posted By newtimer
"The top and second pictures are opposite teams."...

"The top and second pictures are opposite teams."
Nay, laddie. Look at:
- the other teammates pulling the rope. They're the same;
- the brown house with the green Halloween decoration in the...
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