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Forum: Home Base 05-20-2018, 01:02 AM
Replies: 12
Views: 311
Posted By sexobon
For asking that question your fate will be to...

For asking that question your fate will be to come back as a horny pussy with a big dick that eats sleeping Chihuahuas.
Forum: Arts & Entertainment 05-20-2018, 12:38 AM
Replies: 1
Views: 41
Posted By sexobon
Seems Lola has come a long way since I knew her....

Seems Lola has come a long way since I knew her. OTOH, plus ça change, plus c'est la même chose.

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Forum: Current Events 05-19-2018, 09:02 PM
Replies: 263
Views: 9,075
Posted By sexobon
Well, you know, skeet shooting with shotguns is...

Well, you know, skeet shooting with shotguns is becoming passé. Shooting drones with anti-aircraft guns is all the rage.
Forum: Home Base 05-19-2018, 03:20 PM
Replies: 1,481
Views: 307,987
Posted By sexobon
fify

fify
Forum: Food and Drink 05-19-2018, 01:15 PM
Replies: 309
Views: 34,409
Posted By sexobon
Tell me what brand of chocolate milk you're...

Tell me what brand of chocolate milk you're drinking so I can buy shares in that company.
Forum: Current Events 05-19-2018, 12:53 PM
Replies: 263
Views: 9,075
Posted By sexobon
A perspective from NORMAL law abiding citizens.

The NRA has become a mirror organization. It wasn't always that way; but, leftist extremists forced it to change. What I have personally seen in some municipalities is an extreme left asking for just...
Forum: Current Events 05-18-2018, 09:53 PM
Replies: 263
Views: 9,075
Posted By sexobon
Sexy gun shooting.

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Forum: Nothingland 05-18-2018, 09:08 PM
Replies: 11,950
Views: 4,000,942
Posted By sexobon
Griff, you'll have to go to your user CP and keep...

Griff, you'll have to go to your user CP and keep an eye on the number of downloads for that last image. You might end up in violation of rule #2 - Do not try to break the Cellar. :D
Forum: Current Events 05-18-2018, 08:30 PM
Replies: 263
Views: 9,075
Posted By sexobon
Soft body armor (bullet proof vest) works by...

Soft body armor (bullet proof vest) works by dispersing the energy of sudden impacts. The lighter ones, with lower level ratings, which are comfortable enough for all day wear can be defeated by...
Forum: Current Events 05-18-2018, 06:29 PM
Replies: 263
Views: 9,075
Posted By sexobon
Maybe it's time to take away parental rights and...

Maybe it's time to take away parental rights and make children wards of the State. That way they can be segregated and locked down so they don't get pregnant or shot.

People have the option of...
Forum: Current Events 05-18-2018, 05:11 PM
Replies: 263
Views: 9,075
Posted By sexobon
That's been tried, on and off, for a couple...

That's been tried, on and off, for a couple decades now. Everything from banning its manufacture to taxing it out of the reach of most people. The courts have decided that it's protected to the same...
Forum: Current Events 05-16-2018, 06:13 PM
Replies: 3,849
Views: 895,676
Posted By sexobon
But whatever her stance on the issues, she'll...

But whatever her stance on the issues, she'll stick to her guns.

:bolt:
Forum: Current Events 05-16-2018, 05:50 PM
Replies: 3,849
Views: 895,676
Posted By sexobon
Weird News

I think this gal (https://www.msn.com/en-us/news/us/girl-wears-gun-in-viral-graduation-photos/ar-AAxn6zm?li=BBnb7Kz&ocid=HPCDHP) would make a fine politician. In which country I'm not sure yet.
Forum: Food and Drink 05-12-2018, 06:47 PM
Replies: 309
Views: 34,409
Posted By sexobon
When I come across a very good drink, I make sure...

When I come across a very good drink, I make sure I have enough for my friends. When I come across a really great drink, I don't have any friends.
Forum: Current Events 05-12-2018, 11:59 AM
Replies: 3,849
Views: 895,676
Posted By sexobon
The French tourists probably chalked it up as an...

The French tourists probably chalked it up as an interspecies social experiment and forgot about it the next day.
Forum: Nothingland 05-07-2018, 06:40 PM
Replies: 34
Views: 845
Posted By sexobon
Like, totally posted in the wrong thread[/QUOTE] ...

Like, totally posted in the wrong thread[/QUOTE]

But we can still take them out and shoot them can't we?!!!

I think; though, we'll need a barn, a barn and a machine gun.

:rattat:
Forum: Home Base 05-06-2018, 11:08 AM
Replies: 15
Views: 569
Posted By sexobon
There's no shortage of places in Clod's town to...

There's no shortage of places in Clod's town to buy business type gifts. Since it's more a matter of what will go over well with a small group, I'd go with dried fruits and/or nuts. They last for a...
Forum: Home Base 05-05-2018, 09:18 AM
Replies: 15
Views: 569
Posted By sexobon
I was recently given some Girl Scout cookies...

I was recently given some Girl Scout cookies (Samoas, a favorite) at work and found it warming to know the person did a nice thing by buying them and another nice thing by giving them to me. :yum:
Forum: Nothingland 05-05-2018, 08:27 AM
Replies: 34
Views: 845
Posted By sexobon
"from now on" would be comparable with only 3...

"from now on" would be comparable with only 3 syllables.
Forum: Image of the Day 05-02-2018, 06:17 AM
Replies: 5
Views: 550
Posted By sexobon
Rock hard.

Rock hard.
Forum: Nothingland 05-01-2018, 12:50 AM
Replies: 6
Views: 363
Posted By sexobon
1) If you had a huge pet spider, what would you...

1) If you had a huge pet spider, what would you name her? Fly Girl.
2) Rum or Vodka? Yo-ho-ho and a bottle of ...
3) What's your last thought as you close the door behind you when you leave the...
Forum: Nothingland 04-30-2018, 09:53 PM
Replies: 6,528
Views: 1,263,537
Posted By sexobon
I was also being facetious about armadillos (aka...

I was also being facetious about armadillos (aka Texas speed bumps). I would never wish harm upon an armadillo to slow down a driver and prevent the costly consequences of an accident. At least not...
Forum: Nothingland 04-30-2018, 06:41 AM
Replies: 6,528
Views: 1,263,537
Posted By sexobon
@ DanaC - I was being facetious. ;) Injury...

@ DanaC - I was being facetious. ;)

Injury Type
Compensation Amount

Moderate Neck Injury (III)
£6,380 – £11,110

Minor Neck Injury (I)
£3,520 – £6,380
Forum: Current Events 04-30-2018, 01:08 AM
Replies: 263
Views: 9,075
Posted By sexobon
They're both plausible. Security specialists do a...

They're both plausible. Security specialists do a front end analysis looking at how many principals (people to be protected) there are, the threat level against them, and the efficiency of the...
Forum: Current Events 04-29-2018, 08:08 PM
Replies: 263
Views: 9,075
Posted By sexobon
That's Timmy. Lassie had gotten old and he was...

That's Timmy. Lassie had gotten old and he was getting ready to put her down; but, he knew she wouldn't go easily.
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