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Forum: Politics 06-14-2019, 03:53 PM
Replies: 123
Views: 2,643
Posted By Clodfobble
Yeah, bud. I'm the one who's reversed logic....

Yeah, bud. I'm the one who's reversed logic. :rolleyes: Did you know that black-and-white thinking and arguing in hyperbole are both childish behavior?
Forum: Image of the Day 06-14-2019, 08:20 AM
Replies: 2
Views: 134
Posted By Clodfobble
"Cure all diseases" is obviously silly. But for...

"Cure all diseases" is obviously silly. But for any physical injury--not just the back and neck, but down to the ankles, out to the fingertips and all the muscles in between--my first stop is my...
Forum: Politics 06-13-2019, 06:23 PM
Replies: 123
Views: 2,643
Posted By Clodfobble
It's an uncanny valley situation. I flipped him...

It's an uncanny valley situation. I flipped him off when he was an infant and too young to know what was happening. Now that he's a teenager, I expect to resume flipping him off shortly, because his...
Forum: Politics 06-13-2019, 07:08 AM
Replies: 123
Views: 2,643
Posted By Clodfobble
I beg to differ. I have flipped off my child, but...

I beg to differ. I have flipped off my child, but I have never punched my child. My incarceration rate reflects this.
Forum: Politics 06-12-2019, 11:15 PM
Replies: 123
Views: 2,643
Posted By Clodfobble
It's a little odd that you insert the "even"...

It's a little odd that you insert the "even" before the concept of a bar fight, as if that is less bad than flipping someone off.

"I've never left my garbage cans out after pickup day--hell, I've...
Forum: Nothingland 06-12-2019, 11:11 PM
Replies: 1,563
Views: 205,487
Posted By Clodfobble
Housewarming party at Lumberjim's!!

Housewarming party at Lumberjim's!!
Forum: Nothingland 06-12-2019, 05:12 PM
Replies: 1,563
Views: 205,487
Posted By Clodfobble
Beautiful!!

Beautiful!!
Forum: Arts & Entertainment 06-12-2019, 04:16 PM
Replies: 52
Views: 3,585
Posted By Clodfobble
The "PM fucking a pig" one was good. Didn't see...

The "PM fucking a pig" one was good. Didn't see the ending coming, and it was a more subtle message of "look what you miss out on" rather than "hurdy-dur those damn sheeple spend too much time on...
Forum: Arts & Entertainment 06-11-2019, 08:10 PM
Replies: 52
Views: 3,585
Posted By Clodfobble
I think I might be the only person on the planet...

I think I might be the only person on the planet who thinks that show is derivative, preachy, and a sophomore RTF student's wet dream...
Forum: Philosophy 06-11-2019, 04:25 PM
Replies: 31
Views: 416
Posted By Clodfobble
I should have the ability to get a restraining...

I should have the ability to get a restraining order on my emotional abuser. So, still no.
Forum: Philosophy 06-11-2019, 02:31 PM
Replies: 31
Views: 416
Posted By Clodfobble
If you're implying that these rights would be...

If you're implying that these rights would be "under all circumstances, without exception," then I have to say no.
Forum: Nothingland 06-09-2019, 04:38 PM
Replies: 12,198
Views: 4,585,599
Posted By Clodfobble
No one has given us an adulthood projection, but...

No one has given us an adulthood projection, but he's been hovering around the 10th-15th percentile since he was maybe 5 years old. My brother is 5'7", uncles are 5'6" to maybe 5'9". My dad is 6'0"...
Forum: Arts & Entertainment 06-08-2019, 08:32 PM
Replies: 52
Views: 3,585
Posted By Clodfobble
Fleabag! Except all of you would probably dislike...

Fleabag! Except all of you would probably dislike it. But I love it. LOVE IT. Absolutely unique and amazing show.
Forum: The Internet 06-07-2019, 09:20 PM
Replies: 2,435
Views: 519,035
Posted By Clodfobble
I just went looking at those European vacation...

I just went looking at those European vacation laws in greater detail, thinking that hourly part-time folks didn't actually get those benefits--but they do! After working part time for just one...
Forum: The Internet 06-07-2019, 09:41 AM
Replies: 2,435
Views: 519,035
Posted By Clodfobble
Even without a statutory minimum, though, has...

Even without a statutory minimum, though, has anyone ever known an American with a full-time salaried job who didn't get any vacation from their employer?
Forum: Nothingland 06-07-2019, 09:34 AM
Replies: 12,198
Views: 4,585,599
Posted By Clodfobble
I made a small crack this morning in Minifob's...

I made a small crack this morning in Minifob's neverending negativity about his physical size. (Hint: all the people telling my son that "his time will come," or "he'll have a growth spurt soon," or...
Forum: Home Base 06-07-2019, 09:26 AM
Replies: 3,124
Views: 690,118
Posted By Clodfobble
Glad you're back, Grav. Looking forward to the...

Glad you're back, Grav. Looking forward to the dramatic tales of your wild exploits.
Forum: Nothingland 06-07-2019, 09:25 AM
Replies: 150
Views: 3,159
Posted By Clodfobble
This is very real and true. I'm not sure if I'm...

This is very real and true. I'm not sure if I'm me separate from my pain, necessarily, but I have certainly observed the spiraling tendency of pain to beget more pain. Today's pain doesn't have to...
Forum: Health 06-05-2019, 12:52 AM
Replies: 49
Views: 6,035
Posted By Clodfobble
This is always how it is. The classic therapy...

This is always how it is. The classic therapy question is "tell me about your mother" because we're always assumed to be part of the problem. Sometimes we are, and sometimes we're not, but the...
Forum: Nothingland 06-05-2019, 12:47 AM
Replies: 150
Views: 3,159
Posted By Clodfobble
I don't have anything good to add, except that...

I don't have anything good to add, except that I'm reading, and I'll keep reading whatever you write about her.
Forum: Image of the Day 06-03-2019, 09:18 PM
Replies: 8
Views: 374
Posted By Clodfobble
I guess you wouldn't want to pay investment-level...

I guess you wouldn't want to pay investment-level funds for it, but when it comes to art I figure it's worth what it's worth to you. We have a giant painting in our bedroom that a lot of people would...
Forum: Arts & Entertainment 06-03-2019, 06:15 PM
Replies: 52
Views: 3,585
Posted By Clodfobble
Well if we're talking TV series, then "Ramy" is...

Well if we're talking TV series, then "Ramy" is extremely good.
Forum: Politics 06-02-2019, 03:10 PM
Replies: 123
Views: 2,643
Posted By Clodfobble
Say they aren't poisoning, they're just...

Say they aren't poisoning, they're just irrigating their land, but the river only has so much and now it's run dry for folks downstream.

Or say they poisoned it entirely by accident. And they...
Forum: Home Base 06-01-2019, 09:05 AM
Replies: 83
Views: 5,533
Posted By Clodfobble
It's almost always bracketed by other young vocal...

It's almost always bracketed by other young vocal tics, in my experience:

"Like, whenever I went to the store, or whatever? I bought one of those new mashed-avocado-in-a-cup things."

It often...
Forum: Home Base 06-01-2019, 09:01 AM
Replies: 35
Views: 888
Posted By Clodfobble
On the other hand, his insurance will be higher...

On the other hand, his insurance will be higher if he admits he's driving for commercial purposes...
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