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Forum: Image of the Day 06-16-2018, 03:25 PM
Replies: 5
Views: 283
Posted By newtimer
Maybe is Moose and Squirrel.

Maybe is Moose and Squirrel.
Forum: Image of the Day 06-12-2018, 05:33 PM
Replies: 6
Views: 331
Posted By newtimer
Somebody has finally come up with an answer to...

Somebody has finally come up with an answer to that old question that bothers all of us: "Do I have too much money?"
It's about time.
Forum: Image of the Day 06-01-2018, 09:46 AM
Replies: 6
Views: 391
Posted By newtimer
Watching the Monkeyman-in-the-tree show was such...

Watching the Monkeyman-in-the-tree show was such a big event that everyone who went got all dressed up in their best suits, ties, vests, fancy hats, etc.; even the staff!
No tacky shorts, T-shirts,...
Forum: Image of the Day 05-27-2018, 10:33 AM
Replies: 6
Views: 594
Posted By newtimer
No smell reminds me of summer more than that...

No smell reminds me of summer more than that coconut suntan oil. And Off.
Forum: Image of the Day 05-19-2018, 03:08 PM
Replies: 4
Views: 638
Posted By newtimer
Vests, ties, dresses, fancy hats... People used...

Vests, ties, dresses, fancy hats... People used to get all dressed up just to go do yardwork. Nowadays it's shorts and T-shirts.
Did humans not get sweaty in the old days?
Forum: Image of the Day 04-11-2018, 12:42 PM
Replies: 7
Views: 1,098
Posted By newtimer
Trivia of the day: After being cooked in a...

Trivia of the day: After being cooked in a crockpot overnight, pigeons and rats taste exactly the same!
Forum: Image of the Day 04-10-2018, 03:23 PM
Replies: 2
Views: 714
Posted By newtimer
"...they’re an eye-catching platform for...

"...they’re an eye-catching platform for political and social commentary."
Finally! If there's one thing this world, and especially the internet, needs more of, it's political and social...
Forum: Image of the Day 04-07-2018, 09:09 PM
Replies: 2
Views: 723
Posted By newtimer
If they can make these fortune-telling porcelain...

If they can make these fortune-telling porcelain cups, why can't they make porcelain toilet bowls with the same designs? Same logic. Same method of fortune telling.
Forum: Image of the Day 03-31-2018, 10:35 AM
Replies: 10
Views: 800
Posted By newtimer
I can tell which one was submitted by a Texan.

I can tell which one was submitted by a Texan.
Forum: Image of the Day 03-15-2018, 07:17 PM
Replies: 8
Views: 785
Posted By newtimer
Who is Pepy? And why does his home warrant a...

Who is Pepy? And why does his home warrant a special place on the map?
Forum: Image of the Day 03-12-2018, 12:05 AM
Replies: 4
Views: 738
Posted By newtimer
Worst prom photo ever.

Worst prom photo ever.
Forum: Image of the Day 03-10-2018, 10:05 AM
Replies: 21
Views: 1,610
Posted By newtimer
Ah, the good old days before safety goggles. But...

Ah, the good old days before safety goggles. But all of the women DO have hairnets, so at least a hair won't fall onto a piece of machinery and damage it.
Forum: Image of the Day 03-07-2018, 03:05 PM
Replies: 12
Views: 896
Posted By newtimer
Beautiful photos! If you want to see more, just...

Beautiful photos! If you want to see more, just type "beautiful cock photos" into google.
Forum: Image of the Day 02-27-2018, 09:04 PM
Replies: 2
Views: 706
Posted By newtimer
1.2 million dollars?!? Please, please, please......

1.2 million dollars?!? Please, please, please... somebody come and build a golf course on my property! My house isn't on the market, but for $1,200,000 I'll happily sell it and then go live like a...
Forum: Image of the Day 02-10-2018, 10:40 AM
Replies: 7
Views: 791
Posted By newtimer
Notice how the one that says "Keep your pants on"...

Notice how the one that says "Keep your pants on" has a zipper, so she can cheat AND still keep her pants on.
Forum: Image of the Day 01-30-2018, 03:02 PM
Replies: 8
Views: 946
Posted By newtimer
A few years ago, I bought a new electric blanket...

A few years ago, I bought a new electric blanket at Target, with an electronic thermostat. Cost $100. Less than a year later, it stopped working. Chinese-made piece of crap.
Meanwhile, my mom's...
Forum: Image of the Day 01-27-2018, 10:13 AM
Replies: 17
Views: 1,362
Posted By newtimer
What did the mother buffalo say when her son left...

What did the mother buffalo say when her son left for college?
Forum: Image of the Day 01-10-2018, 11:43 PM
Replies: 13
Views: 934
Posted By newtimer
Ah, there he is. The problem is that many things...

Ah, there he is. The problem is that many things in this photo look like faces: the clump of grass in the top center looks like a grinning troll with spiky hair; the black dot on the far right looks...
Forum: Image of the Day 01-06-2018, 07:03 PM
Replies: 5
Views: 753
Posted By newtimer
"The top and second pictures are opposite teams."...

"The top and second pictures are opposite teams."
Nay, laddie. Look at:
- the other teammates pulling the rope. They're the same;
- the brown house with the green Halloween decoration in the...
Forum: Image of the Day 01-05-2018, 09:56 PM
Replies: 5
Views: 753
Posted By newtimer
Notice, in the top photo, the fellow in front,...

Notice, in the top photo, the fellow in front, wearing the turquoise jacket and black cap. In the second photo, the same gentleman is just standing there watching others do the work.
Wonder if his...
Forum: Image of the Day 12-28-2017, 08:23 AM
Replies: 3
Views: 716
Posted By newtimer
"If you’re North Korean, you can stay for as long...

"If you’re North Korean, you can stay for as long as you like without a visa."
Note for all North Koreans who are reading this cellar article: Kryrzjyskstan might not have the Bomb, but they do have...
Forum: Image of the Day 11-30-2017, 05:47 PM
Replies: 12
Views: 1,117
Posted By newtimer
Alternate title: Lazy cat sleeps all day.

Alternate title: Lazy cat sleeps all day.
Forum: Image of the Day 11-05-2017, 09:49 AM
Replies: 8
Views: 2,114
Posted By newtimer
My dad had one in the early '80s. We drove it all...

My dad had one in the early '80s. We drove it all over The Netherlands. It couldn't go through time, though, because we couldn't get it up to 88.
Forum: Image of the Day 10-31-2017, 04:12 PM
Replies: 6
Views: 2,421
Posted By newtimer
Those poor fish look in through the window and...

Those poor fish look in through the window and see people eating their friends and families that didn't escape the net? Horrible! Won't somebody think of the fish?!?
Forum: Image of the Day 10-27-2017, 08:25 AM
Replies: 4
Views: 2,495
Posted By newtimer
Dang it, Chinese people. Stop it!

Dang it, Chinese people. Stop it!
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