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Forum: Image of the Day 09-12-2011, 10:50 PM
Replies: 16
Views: 5,178
Posted By Uryoces
Quiet Day at Microsoft

I heard it on the radio on the drive into work. I thought that traffic was especially light that morning. I got in to the call center and was greeted with deafening silence; not a single call was...
Forum: Image of the Day 05-21-2009, 06:33 PM
Replies: 9
Views: 2,933
Posted By Uryoces
We loves us some stadiums in Seattle! We love...

We loves us some stadiums in Seattle! We love them so much, we're still paying for the Kingdome til 2012, and we blowed that up long ago! The Sonics asked us for a stadium and we told them to go...
Forum: Image of the Day 05-19-2009, 04:35 AM
Replies: 33
Views: 5,510
Posted By Uryoces
It's like my pastor says, there are no...

It's like my pastor says, there are no illegitimate babies, only illegitimate parents!
Forum: Quality Images and Videos 05-12-2009, 06:37 PM
Replies: 14
Views: 3,028
Posted By Uryoces
Wait... I think I see something.

Wait... I think I see something.
Forum: Image of the Day 05-12-2009, 05:30 PM
Replies: 57
Views: 9,860
Posted By Uryoces
What we choose to laugh at

My mother passed away from cancer in 2002. She spent the last 5 years of her life in and out of hospitals, and finally passed away with all of us in attendance. Every once in a while we go on a...
Forum: Image of the Day 05-01-2009, 04:29 PM
Replies: 21
Views: 4,523
Posted By Uryoces
It's a sh... never mind. You boil these guys...

It's a sh... never mind.

You boil these guys in beer with onions!

Has it been two years? Crap.
Forum: Image of the Day 08-17-2006, 05:03 PM
Replies: 36
Views: 5,822
Posted By Uryoces
I've been thinking about this, and we eat...

I've been thinking about this, and we eat lobsters and crabs. I wonder what these bugs would taste like?
Forum: Image of the Day 06-16-2006, 11:42 AM
Replies: 29
Views: 3,577
Posted By Uryoces
They look like they are Tokarev TT-33 Pistols -...

They look like they are Tokarev TT-33 Pistols - 7.62 mm (http://www.tokarev.net/). I was considering one of them before my friend recommended the CZ-52 (http://makarov.com/cz52/). I really like the...
Forum: Image of the Day 04-26-2006, 11:19 AM
Replies: 25
Views: 5,024
Posted By Uryoces
Yup. That was a pretty broad brush.

Yup. That was a pretty broad brush.
Forum: Image of the Day 04-24-2006, 12:49 PM
Replies: 25
Views: 5,024
Posted By Uryoces
Oriental languages are idogrammatic. Each...

Oriental languages are idogrammatic. Each character means something, as opposed to the characters simply referring to a sound.
Forum: Image of the Day 03-17-2006, 03:13 PM
Replies: 48
Views: 9,777
Posted By Uryoces
I for one welcome our tartigrade overlords... ...

I for one welcome our tartigrade overlords...

Wait. This isn't Slashdot.
Forum: Image of the Day 02-15-2006, 12:41 PM
Replies: 67
Views: 14,400
Posted By Uryoces
Ok, see now, way back when there was this poll on...

Ok, see now, way back when there was this poll on our fantasy boink. I said Chetara of the Thundercats, and everyone thought that was just plain weird. Now a naked, tiger-striped chick shows up and...
Forum: Image of the Day 08-23-2005, 02:18 PM
Replies: 27
Views: 4,080
Posted By Uryoces
Aiiieee! Cold! Cold! :worried:

Aiiieee! Cold! Cold!
:worried:
Forum: Image of the Day 06-09-2005, 01:10 PM
Replies: 17
Views: 5,682
Posted By Uryoces
Sausage in beer, anyone?

Sausage in beer, anyone?
Forum: Image of the Day 04-07-2005, 01:53 PM
Replies: 7
Views: 5,402
Posted By Uryoces
It's an Honor Bomb: "Greetings, insurgents! ...

It's an Honor Bomb:

"Greetings, insurgents!

Please shoot yourself in the head, and pass this on to any other insurgents in your immediate area.

Allah Ackbar!"
Forum: Current Events 03-23-2005, 02:34 AM
Replies: 15
Views: 3,206
Posted By Uryoces
Hey, it's a hobby here in Seattle. :cool:

Hey, it's a hobby here in Seattle. :cool:
Forum: Current Events 03-22-2005, 04:35 PM
Replies: 15
Views: 3,206
Posted By Uryoces
I have to wonder why the vegetarian/budhist even...

I have to wonder why the vegetarian/budhist even bothered entering McDonald's. Did they not realize what was being served there [All soy protein jokes aside]?
Forum: Image of the Day 03-07-2005, 02:36 PM
Replies: 12
Views: 4,721
Posted By Uryoces
It was nothing like that time the Killer Bees...

It was nothing like that time the Killer Bees broke into my house demanding to know where I kept my pollen.
Forum: Image of the Day 12-15-2004, 03:46 AM
Replies: 36
Views: 12,029
Posted By Uryoces
Koala bears are similarly endowed. Aside from...

Koala bears are similarly endowed. Aside from gloves and scissors, is it more of an asset or hinderance having a multi-thumb?
Forum: Home Base 12-07-2004, 04:35 PM
Replies: 28
Views: 5,274
Posted By Uryoces
Originally Posted by richlevy Number 1 rule of...

Originally Posted by richlevy
Number 1 rule of Capitalism - "You get what you pay for"

We pay our guys in India $400 a month, and we get what we pay for.

What we're discovering is that the...
Forum: Image of the Day 11-30-2004, 02:11 PM
Replies: 26
Views: 7,067
Posted By Uryoces
or German-made H&K MP5's and PDW's. How's that...

or German-made H&K MP5's and PDW's. How's that for irony?
Forum: Image of the Day 11-30-2004, 02:00 PM
Replies: 36
Views: 12,029
Posted By Uryoces
Gloves are not the gift of choice for this person...

Gloves are not the gift of choice for this person I take it.
Forum: Image of the Day 11-22-2004, 03:38 PM
Replies: 45
Views: 9,963
Posted By Uryoces
"Bugs Mr. Rico! Zillions of 'em!" Conditions...

"Bugs Mr. Rico! Zillions of 'em!"

Conditions are right to produce swarms of these buggers. The real test would have been an Aesopian ant-grasshopper thing; are you prepared to have your crop...
Forum: Image of the Day 11-15-2004, 08:38 PM
Replies: 108
Views: 105,966
Posted By Uryoces
Ha, ha! Maybe I'm not, as I'm the one talking...

Ha, ha! Maybe I'm not, as I'm the one talking about a omnipotent superbeing. Beating someone over the head with the theology stick won't convince anyone of anything. Forcing it on anyone is...
Forum: Image of the Day 11-15-2004, 04:53 PM
Replies: 108
Views: 105,966
Posted By Uryoces
I am one of those nutters, though not fundie. ...

I am one of those nutters, though not fundie. Change over time is inevitable given billions of years, I would never argue that. I'd like to see if it's possible to model how organic compounds...
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