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Forum: Creative Expression 08-07-2014, 05:25 PM
Replies: 443
Views: 97,012
Posted By jimhelm
but there's a giant cock right above yours! ...

but there's a giant cock right above yours!

you're asking a lot here, bro
Forum: Technology 02-17-2014, 09:10 AM
Replies: 426
Views: 86,478
Posted By jimhelm
no. that's dry rot. dangerous. ...

no. that's dry rot. dangerous. (http://www.rightturn.com/tire-safety/dry-rot-tires/)

get new tires.
Forum: Arts & Entertainment 12-19-2013, 11:30 PM
Replies: 81
Views: 8,833
Posted By jimhelm
Brains?

Brains?
Forum: Arts & Entertainment 12-18-2013, 11:00 AM
Replies: 3
Views: 948
Posted By jimhelm
Anchorman 2

Whaaaaammy!

Opens today! I just Fandangoed 4 tix for the 5pm showing in Downingtown tonight!

I must have watched the original 20 times, at least. My kids love it. We quote lines to each...
Forum: Home Base 12-16-2013, 12:42 AM
Replies: 16
Views: 1,604
Posted By jimhelm
What kind of car did you buy?

Maybe this will be helpful to those considering a new automobile.

Tell us:

Year:
Make:
Model:
Sub model( LX,GT,Base):
Color:
Cylinders:
Forum: Home Base 12-15-2013, 12:43 AM
Replies: 172
Views: 11,013
Posted By jimhelm
I'm not angry at all tw. I didn't buy the jeep...

I'm not angry at all tw. I didn't buy the jeep for its HP/ltr ratio. Or for how much noise it makes. I bought it for partially emotional reasons. It's cool as shit. Looks awesome, great four...
Forum: Home Base 12-14-2013, 01:32 AM
Replies: 172
Views: 11,013
Posted By jimhelm
Tom, I reply to you with insults because you...

Tom,
I reply to you with insults because you are nearly impossible to communicate with. You don't listen to what people say, you just keep repeating yourself. I've said multiple times in this very...
Forum: Home Base 11-06-2013, 05:29 PM
Replies: 5,656
Views: 4,454,112
Posted By jimhelm
I think it's native American

I think it's native American
Forum: Sports 10-25-2013, 11:42 PM
Replies: 268
Views: 25,405
Posted By jimhelm
Hiyo! XxsWX_yKv8E&start=35

Hiyo!

XxsWX_yKv8E&start=35
Forum: Arts & Entertainment 10-22-2013, 10:08 AM
Replies: 70
Views: 9,544
Posted By jimhelm
Spex, The earth invasion happened in the...

Spex,

The earth invasion happened in the past from the books perspective. We barely fought them off, but expect their return. The hero of that conflict is enders mentor in the latter part of the...
Forum: Sports 10-22-2013, 08:32 AM
Replies: 268
Views: 25,405
Posted By jimhelm
Omg, Josh Freeman was horrible. Really really...

Omg, Josh Freeman was horrible. Really really bad. It was like the ball was full of helium.
Forum: Current Events 10-20-2013, 06:39 PM
Replies: 944
Views: 99,664
Posted By jimhelm
There's a few YouTube clips of local news stories...

There's a few YouTube clips of local news stories too but they phrase things suspiciously... I figured it would have been a big to do if it was legit.
Forum: Current Events 10-18-2013, 12:01 PM
Replies: 944
Views: 99,664
Posted By jimhelm
This level of emotion? Frustration an...

This level of emotion?

Frustration an emotion? Disappointment?

The only thing I've said in this thread was that we did what we did and why. The rest has been defending myself from repeated...
Forum: Nothingland 10-14-2013, 01:48 AM
Replies: 1,290
Views: 310,677
Posted By jimhelm
http://img.tapatalk.com/d/13/10/14/rezyge2a.jpg

http://img.tapatalk.com/d/13/10/14/rezyge2a.jpg
Forum: Nothingland 10-14-2013, 12:59 AM
Replies: 607
Views: 103,107
Posted By jimhelm
Matt Lautner can suck it. 8rfLWNpGr3A I...

Matt Lautner can suck it.
8rfLWNpGr3A

I know. It just reminded me of Matt Lauer.
Forum: Home Base 10-12-2013, 08:51 PM
Replies: 237
Views: 55,201
Posted By jimhelm
Wasn't there one about a poo only making it half...

Wasn't there one about a poo only making it half way out?

I had a No More Pumpkin Seed Shells Poo recently. Like the dorito one, but more needle and razor blade like.
Forum: Cellar Meta 10-11-2013, 10:04 PM
Replies: 48
Views: 8,780
Posted By jimhelm
Yeah, I just came out. Out of your sisters...

Yeah, I just came out.

Out of your sisters bedroom!
Forum: Current Events 10-11-2013, 10:02 PM
Replies: 944
Views: 99,664
Posted By jimhelm
Why don't they just get the measles vaccine then?...

Why don't they just get the measles vaccine then? Why all 3?

If there was a measles outbreak nearby, I think I would be OK with my kids getting one. I wouldn't go to court and try to force...
Forum: Home Base 10-11-2013, 09:33 PM
Replies: 33
Views: 4,413
Posted By jimhelm
No I don't! Near Beer is no good? Failed Ale...

No I don't!

Near Beer is no good? Failed Ale maybe? Sassparilla? O'Doules? Malk?

Anyway, do you actually drink it? I don't know anyone else who does. If I am the DD, I would be drinking...
Forum: Cellar Meta 10-11-2013, 09:23 PM
Replies: 48
Views: 8,780
Posted By jimhelm
What about me? I stopped using Lumberjim for a...

What about me? I stopped using Lumberjim for a while after jinx and I split up... For several reasons. Using my real name was a way for me to focus on being accountable for the things I said.
...
Forum: Cellar Meta 10-11-2013, 08:41 PM
Replies: 48
Views: 8,780
Posted By jimhelm
Are you saying that raugaj is still around?

Are you saying that raugaj is still around?
Forum: Home Base 10-11-2013, 08:40 PM
Replies: 33
Views: 4,413
Posted By jimhelm
So, you're going with Big Dick? We don't...

So, you're going with Big Dick?

We don't even get to come up with names?

What if you want a double? I'd like a double big dick?
Forum: Home Base 10-11-2013, 08:33 PM
Replies: 65
Views: 5,082
Posted By jimhelm
That I like!

That I like!
Forum: Cellar Meta 10-11-2013, 08:30 PM
Replies: 624
Views: 222,686
Posted By jimhelm
U mad bro?

U mad bro?
Forum: Home Base 10-11-2013, 08:27 PM
Replies: 65
Views: 5,082
Posted By jimhelm
Um yeah' no' digr. I guess I didn't put any...

Um yeah' no' digr.

I guess I didn't put any stress on the concept of this term being non vomit inducing. Really it should be cute, and non sexual sounding on the surface.

A lickety split...
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