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Forum: Current Events 01-24-2018, 12:07 AM
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Posted By sexobon
Maybe because they don't have a catchy hashtag!

Maybe because they don't have a catchy hashtag!
Forum: Nothingland 01-23-2018, 09:33 PM
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Posted By sexobon
whistle

whistle
Forum: Nothingland 01-23-2018, 08:40 PM
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Views: 8,274,502
Posted By sexobon
River

River
Forum: Cities and Travel 01-23-2018, 08:17 PM
Replies: 127
Views: 3,761
Posted By sexobon
There you go, being campy.

There you go, being campy.
Forum: Cities and Travel 01-23-2018, 08:09 PM
Replies: 127
Views: 3,761
Posted By sexobon
That would be embarrassing, having gotten the...

That would be embarrassing, having gotten the field expedient treatment for constipation after eating too much trail mix and not drinking enough water.
Forum: Current Events 01-22-2018, 09:41 PM
Replies: 153
Views: 3,843
Posted By sexobon
See, Flint gets it. He's still working on...

See, Flint gets it.

He's still working on how to begin and end sentences though.
Forum: Cities and Travel 01-21-2018, 06:12 PM
Replies: 127
Views: 3,761
Posted By sexobon
Get one of those hammock stands with the hand...

Get one of those hammock stands with the hand crank that lets you adjust the elevation of the head end so you can use it as a recliner.
Forum: Quality Images and Videos 01-21-2018, 12:50 AM
Replies: 2,770
Views: 462,363
Posted By sexobon
It's a pool cue tip tool with which to prick the...

It's a pool cue tip tool with which to prick the tip so it will hold chalk better.

I'd never heard of it let alone seen one used; but, the hint along with the positioning of the spikes gave me the...
Forum: Quality Images and Videos 01-20-2018, 04:21 PM
Replies: 2,770
Views: 462,363
Posted By sexobon
Is it used to put ventilation holes in crusts so...

Is it used to put ventilation holes in crusts so they don't burst while cooking?

Is it attached to the end of a foil for fencing with porcupines?
Forum: Current Events 01-19-2018, 10:43 PM
Replies: 153
Views: 3,843
Posted By sexobon
No, I didn't mean that. That was the driving...

No, I didn't mean that. That was the driving analogy correlation to a countermeasure.

Let's try something else.

Those with formal leadership training know there are often two solutions to a...
Forum: Image of the Day 01-19-2018, 08:30 PM
Replies: 4
Views: 358
Posted By sexobon
There are additional considerations when...

There are additional considerations when sculpting for coins. A more appealing design may not carry well after wear and tear. Notice the difference in relief for the different applications. Coins...
Forum: Current Events 01-19-2018, 07:24 PM
Replies: 153
Views: 3,843
Posted By sexobon
Sounds like xoB is sorry about your trigger...

Sounds like xoB is sorry about your trigger finger.
Forum: Current Events 01-19-2018, 07:22 PM
Replies: 153
Views: 3,843
Posted By sexobon
I take it you hurt two fingers. I'm not sorry...

I take it you hurt two fingers. I'm not sorry about one of them.

I'm not going to tell you which one.
Forum: Current Events 01-19-2018, 07:11 PM
Replies: 153
Views: 3,843
Posted By sexobon
That's a mischaracterization even if it's a...

That's a mischaracterization even if it's a collective "you." I (we *Royal wave*) are not blaming you. Perhaps an analogy will help to clarify:

There are a lot of bad drivers on the road. You can...
Forum: Current Events 01-18-2018, 11:56 PM
Replies: 153
Views: 3,843
Posted By sexobon
The video was OK, as humor. As a serious piece it...

The video was OK, as humor. As a serious piece it would have at least a couple fatal chinks in its armor. One being that women (or anyone) gets a pass for not owning up to their conduct in...
Forum: Current Events 01-18-2018, 12:09 AM
Replies: 153
Views: 3,843
Posted By sexobon
Could be that she was just really horny and...

Could be that she was just really horny and became sexually frustrated when you didn't jump her bones right away.

Could be she thought you didn't like what you saw enough to go face to face and...
Forum: Current Events 01-17-2018, 10:45 PM
Replies: 153
Views: 3,843
Posted By sexobon
I feel as though I've been violated ... #MeToo! ...

I feel as though I've been violated ... #MeToo!

Anyone got Rose McGowan's telephone number?

True story: Once upon a time I had a fling with a gal named McGowan. Early in the relationship I...
Forum: Current Events 01-17-2018, 10:12 PM
Replies: 153
Views: 3,843
Posted By sexobon
Why didn't the people making it happen make it...

Why didn't the people making it happen make it happen earlier when others were coming forward over Bill Cosby?
Forum: Current Events 01-17-2018, 09:50 PM
Replies: 153
Views: 3,843
Posted By sexobon
I've come down from my comfy spot in the Cellar...

I've come down from my comfy spot in the Cellar tagline to say:

I get the impression he's drawing attention to the disparity between counter-violence movements for women and men exacerbated by the...
Forum: Current Events 01-17-2018, 06:55 PM
Replies: 153
Views: 3,843
Posted By sexobon
What #MeToo will accomplish is expending the...

What #MeToo will accomplish is expending the public's attention span so a wider and more lengthy discourse is put on hold even longer.
Forum: Current Events 01-17-2018, 06:30 PM
Replies: 153
Views: 3,843
Posted By sexobon
#MeToo won't accomplish that. Not even if people...

#MeToo won't accomplish that. Not even if people would like for it to. It's not structured for that.
Forum: Current Events 01-16-2018, 07:32 PM
Replies: 153
Views: 3,843
Posted By sexobon
If God had not intended for man to eat pussy, he...

If God had not intended for man to eat pussy, he wouldn't have made it look like a taco.
Forum: Current Events 01-16-2018, 06:52 AM
Replies: 153
Views: 3,843
Posted By sexobon
So now it's no longer the #MeToo movement; but,...

So now it's no longer the #MeToo movement; but, the #MeToo bandwagon.

Or perhaps it's #MeTooMaybe

#Me2BORNOT2B

#MeTooButNotYou

#MeTooLimited
Forum: Cellar Meta 01-15-2018, 02:25 AM
Replies: 2,736
Views: 750,570
Posted By sexobon
The Cellar: WARNING - A massive spam attack is...

The Cellar: WARNING - A massive spam attack is imminent and this website may crash


The Cellar: False alarm, never mind
Forum: Current Events 01-14-2018, 06:55 PM
Replies: 153
Views: 3,843
Posted By sexobon
I wonder when the movement will try to take down...

I wonder when the movement will try to take down God for abuse of power after what he did to that poor virgin, Mary. We'll have to wait and see how many other women come forward to say that God did...
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