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Forum: Image of the Day 11-18-2010, 10:41 PM
Replies: 41
Views: 7,673
Posted By tulzscha
Item number 2 is called, innovatively enough, a...

Item number 2 is called, innovatively enough, a "transfer vehicle." It holds material so that if the next truck gets delayed, the paver can still keep going. Stopping means seams, and seams mean...
Forum: Image of the Day 11-04-2010, 12:25 AM
Replies: 30
Views: 4,102
Posted By tulzscha
Definitely Pacu. And not a very big one (they get...

Definitely Pacu. And not a very big one (they get to be 60lbs or more), if somewhat out of its natural stomping grounds. Wrong head for piranha, wrong coloration for piranha, wrong size for piranha....
Forum: Image of the Day 07-13-2010, 12:27 AM
Replies: 24
Views: 3,993
Posted By tulzscha
I know a Rich Person, they have a little green...

I know a Rich Person, they have a little green patch of mint in their front driveway (the one for guests). The intent being that people roll up, crush the mint a little, and exit their posh...
Forum: Image of the Day 05-12-2009, 11:55 PM
Replies: 16
Views: 3,603
Posted By tulzscha
if so, then part of his jumpsuit is brown!

if so, then part of his jumpsuit is brown!
Forum: Image of the Day 05-06-2009, 07:46 PM
Replies: 24
Views: 4,064
Posted By tulzscha
Hmm. My vote goes to the swashbuckler-dude for...

Hmm. My vote goes to the swashbuckler-dude for picking a sitting pose. Definitely the most intelligent statue!
Forum: Image of the Day 03-14-2009, 08:44 PM
Replies: 7
Views: 3,089
Posted By tulzscha
Ammonium Nitrate? Oil? Oceangoing ANFO...

Ammonium Nitrate? Oil? Oceangoing ANFO (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/ANFO)-bomb?

Well, except for I don't think it works if it's wet.

"The ship’s owner, Hong Kong-based Swire, faces fines."...
Forum: Image of the Day 02-18-2009, 10:46 PM
Replies: 33
Views: 5,683
Posted By tulzscha
The Iowa thing, combined with rock climbing where...

The Iowa thing, combined with rock climbing where there aren't any hills reminds me a lot of the famous "Ski Terre Haute (http://www.rose-hulman.edu/alumniaffairs/Ski-immediate.htm)" posters.

Hah.
Forum: Image of the Day 12-22-2008, 10:39 PM
Replies: 11
Views: 2,760
Posted By tulzscha
I know, there are a few other photos of it. But...

I know, there are a few other photos of it. But someone's gotta throw the "'shop" card, or it's not a real thread :P
Forum: Image of the Day 12-22-2008, 10:22 PM
Replies: 11
Views: 2,760
Posted By tulzscha
'shop?

'shop?
Forum: Image of the Day 12-20-2008, 06:19 PM
Replies: 20
Views: 14,165
Posted By tulzscha
I plow directly over your sarcasm, and provide...

I plow directly over your sarcasm, and provide the answer:

"To mark territory, hippos spin their tails while defecating to distribute their excrement over the greatest possible area."

It is, if...
Forum: Image of the Day 12-20-2008, 01:57 PM
Replies: 20
Views: 14,165
Posted By tulzscha
Well... The mosquitoes aren't dangerous in and of...

Well... The mosquitoes aren't dangerous in and of themselves, it's the diseases they carry. And those are either viruses (Dengue) or protozoans (Malaria), neither of which are "animals."

It's...
Forum: Image of the Day 11-08-2008, 11:22 AM
Replies: 13
Views: 19,796
Posted By tulzscha
Um, ship on the left is supposed to give way....

Um, ship on the left is supposed to give way. Unless the one's larger than the other, then the smaller one gives way.

Betcha he thought he could make it past in front... (or he was sleeping, one...
Forum: Image of the Day 09-27-2008, 01:20 PM
Replies: 7
Views: 2,128
Posted By tulzscha
Well, I guess we now know how you organize tools...

Well, I guess we now know how you organize tools so that someone in giant spacesuit gloves can get at 'em.

Betcha I could - maybe - afford one of the labels. If my bank doesn't go rupt, again.
Forum: Image of the Day 08-23-2008, 11:59 AM
Replies: 18
Views: 9,086
Posted By tulzscha
What's the bull say? It appears to have letters...

What's the bull say? It appears to have letters painted on its sides, but the angle is such to make it unreadable.

It's more likely he's pimping the bull out than planning on eating it. Which is...
Forum: Image of the Day 08-16-2008, 11:22 AM
Replies: 22
Views: 31,343
Posted By tulzscha
"shoot the bear! SHOOT THE BEAR!" "I can't, I...

"shoot the bear! SHOOT THE BEAR!"
"I can't, I can't, I'm laughing too hard!"

Silly Alaskans! (at least, "guys with Alaskan license plates")

I think they must be photographers of some kind,...
Forum: Image of the Day 04-26-2008, 02:59 AM
Replies: 15
Views: 3,631
Posted By tulzscha
Looks like it clocked him a good one...

Looks like it clocked him a good one...
Forum: Image of the Day 04-26-2008, 02:56 AM
Replies: 20
Views: 12,401
Posted By tulzscha
Yes, just like Timothy Treadwell. Or Stephan...

Yes, just like Timothy Treadwell. Or Stephan Miller.

Which brings up the classic:

You know, of course, that when venturing into the wild where bears may be present that one should always wear...
Forum: Image of the Day 03-08-2008, 01:39 PM
Replies: 7
Views: 2,461
Posted By tulzscha
I don't think that's really a Komodo Dragon, more...

I don't think that's really a Komodo Dragon, more likely some sort of monitor lizard.

Still, I hope it reaches up and bites him on his ass.
Forum: Image of the Day 03-06-2008, 07:41 PM
Replies: 16
Views: 2,904
Posted By tulzscha
How can it possibly be a fraud, he even has his...

How can it possibly be a fraud, he even has his own Wikipedia (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Buster_Martin) page! :rolleyes:

He also doesn't reveal his first name, which is maybe a tidbit...
Forum: Image of the Day 01-27-2008, 12:42 AM
Replies: 21
Views: 5,479
Posted By tulzscha
The most interesting detail to me about the whole...

The most interesting detail to me about the whole hoopla is that no actual obscenity was ever present on the roof. The actual roof reads as it does in the accompanying article -- "F_ck", underscore...
Forum: Image of the Day 01-15-2008, 07:42 PM
Replies: 38
Views: 13,836
Posted By tulzscha
Roe deer (the kind they have in Germany) max out...

Roe deer (the kind they have in Germany) max out at ~70lbs. So, any of the claims of 100-140lbs are probably either hopeless exaggeration, or North Americans substituting the wrong kind of deer in...
Forum: Image of the Day 01-03-2008, 09:12 PM
Replies: 23
Views: 7,255
Posted By tulzscha
Crystallization of the material of a white dwarf...

Crystallization of the material of a white dwarf of this type is thought to result in a body-centered cubic lattice of carbon and/or oxygen nuclei, which are surrounded by a Fermi sea of electrons.
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Forum: Image of the Day 12-29-2007, 02:14 AM
Replies: 16
Views: 10,870
Posted By tulzscha
To quote one of Bruce's links: "Probably...

To quote one of Bruce's links:

"Probably just a modern addition by the mischievous restoration team."

Seconded, with Occam's-razory emphasis. 'Cuz it's unambiguously an astronaut, and there...
Forum: Image of the Day 12-22-2007, 06:43 PM
Replies: 24
Views: 9,755
Posted By tulzscha
Hmm, but you have to find the right bit to cut...

Hmm, but you have to find the right bit to cut off. If you get the wrong bit, it'll tell you it was born yesterday =]
Forum: Image of the Day 12-22-2007, 04:48 PM
Replies: 24
Views: 9,755
Posted By tulzscha
Six thousand years old? That would make it the...

Six thousand years old? That would make it the oldest living organism on the planet, considering bristlecone pines (the acknowledged record-holders) live to ~5,000.

Aha! after a little research...
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