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Forum: Politics 09-25-2018, 06:20 PM
Replies: 2
Views: 70
Posted By sexobon
While President Trump is addressing other world...

While President Trump is addressing other world leaders, the interpreters aren't translating what he's actually saying, they're telling jokes.

(Did that at my Defense Language Institute graduation...
Forum: Politics 09-23-2018, 10:37 PM
Replies: 6
Views: 254
Posted By sexobon
Kavanaugh The most controversial sound I...

Kavanaugh

The most controversial sound I ever heard:
Kavanaugh, Kavanaugh, Kavanaugh, Kavanaugh
All the controversial sounds of the words
In a single word:
Kavanaugh, Kavanaugh, Kavanaugh,...
Forum: Image of the Day 09-23-2018, 09:13 PM
Replies: 21
Views: 425
Posted By sexobon
I'm sorry young lady, you'll have to remain UNDER...

I'm sorry young lady, you'll have to remain UNDER CONDITIONAL MITIGATION until you can demonstrate this is more of a turn on than a turn off.
Forum: Image of the Day 09-23-2018, 08:23 PM
Replies: 21
Views: 425
Posted By sexobon
Well sure if the vehicle is travelling East/West....

Well sure if the vehicle is travelling East/West. If travelling N/S it would be one seventeenth the length of Wales per hour. Anywhere in between and you need an artificial intelligence to determine...
Forum: Cities and Travel 09-23-2018, 02:57 PM
Replies: 17
Views: 322
Posted By sexobon
You tied me for number of visits. Grand...

You tied me for number of visits.

Grand Canyon
Petrified Forest
(Had a heck of a time carving my initials into a tree there.)
Death Valley
Pinnacles
(Anyone else?)
Redwood
Yosemite
Forum: Image of the Day 09-23-2018, 12:16 PM
Replies: 21
Views: 425
Posted By sexobon
Sometimes it helps to use tags.

Sometimes it helps to use tags.
Forum: Image of the Day 09-23-2018, 12:05 PM
Replies: 21
Views: 425
Posted By sexobon
I wonder if the Royal D. Suttkus Fish Collection,...

I wonder if the Royal D. Suttkus Fish Collection, c/o Tulane Biodiversity Research Institute, has King Oscar in a can.
Forum: Image of the Day 09-23-2018, 10:54 AM
Replies: 21
Views: 425
Posted By sexobon
Everyone knows that while driving, you're...

Everyone knows that while driving, you're supposed to allow 1/4,000,000th the size of Wales distance between your car and the car in front of you for every 10 mph of speed that you're going. That's...
Forum: Cellar Meta 09-23-2018, 09:14 AM
Replies: 2,401
Views: 922,463
Posted By sexobon
Some spammer.

Some spammer.
Forum: Image of the Day 09-23-2018, 08:45 AM
Replies: 21
Views: 425
Posted By sexobon
Sounds like we've found a place to put all the...

Sounds like we've found a place to put all the plastic that's going to be removed from the oceans.
Forum: Nothingland 09-22-2018, 08:50 PM
Replies: 32
Views: 750
Posted By sexobon
They listed ketchup twice to snub catsup....

They listed ketchup twice to snub catsup. :eyebrow:
Forum: Nothingland 09-22-2018, 04:45 PM
Replies: 11,054
Views: 2,347,722
Posted By sexobon
You know the old saying: If your nose runs...

You know the old saying:

If your nose runs and your feet smell, you're upside down.
Forum: Nothingland 09-22-2018, 01:25 PM
Replies: 25,059
Views: 9,166,973
Posted By sexobon
guy thing

guy thing
Forum: Nothingland 09-22-2018, 01:25 PM
Replies: 2,372
Views: 201,313
Posted By sexobon
John Doe

John Doe
Forum: Cities and Travel 09-22-2018, 12:31 PM
Replies: 14
Views: 453
Posted By sexobon
Well, the Midwest is the geographical area around...

Well, the Midwest is the geographical area around the intersection of the middle of the Northern Hemisphere and the middle of the Western Hemisphere. That's a mouthful though. Figuring most people...
Forum: Cities and Travel 09-22-2018, 09:54 AM
Replies: 17
Views: 322
Posted By sexobon
Dollywood, nestled in the foothills of the Great...

Dollywood, nestled in the foothills of the Great Smoky Mountains, is in Tennessee; so, all your Smokies belong to Tennessee!
Forum: Current Events 09-21-2018, 08:02 PM
Replies: 34
Views: 827
Posted By sexobon
I did an aerial photo reconnaissance mission of...

I did an aerial photo reconnaissance mission of the Cape Fear river from Fayetteville out to the coast past Wilmington. I had to photograph a hundred miles of locks, dams, other obstacles and...
Forum: Cellar Meta 09-20-2018, 03:33 PM
Replies: 2,401
Views: 922,463
Posted By sexobon
Rot In Agony: The Good Riddance to Bad Rubbish...

Rot In Agony: The Good Riddance to Bad Rubbish thread for dead A-holes
Forum: Food and Drink 09-19-2018, 08:42 PM
Replies: 19
Views: 469
Posted By sexobon
can opener

65049
Forum: Image of the Day 09-19-2018, 12:10 AM
Replies: 40
Views: 792
Posted By sexobon
Is tricksy; because, "bespoken" means "engaged"...

Is tricksy; because, "bespoken" means "engaged" as in "She bespoken for." :lol:
Forum: Nothingland 09-18-2018, 10:48 PM
Replies: 2,372
Views: 201,313
Posted By sexobon
imminent

imminent
Forum: Image of the Day 09-18-2018, 10:36 PM
Replies: 40
Views: 792
Posted By sexobon
As a peasant English speaker who doesn't hobnob...

As a peasant English speaker who doesn't hobnob with linguists or english [sic] professors, you don't have to worry about that. :yesnod:
Forum: Image of the Day 09-18-2018, 10:02 PM
Replies: 40
Views: 792
Posted By sexobon
Yeah, no. "Bespoken" is perfectly...

Yeah, no.



"Bespoken" is perfectly cromulent in this context.
Forum: Image of the Day 09-18-2018, 09:24 PM
Replies: 40
Views: 792
Posted By sexobon
65046

65046
Forum: Image of the Day 09-18-2018, 08:33 PM
Replies: 40
Views: 792
Posted By sexobon
Irregardless, its use will remain divisive.

Irregardless, its use will remain divisive.
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