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Forum: Politics 06-14-2012, 02:42 PM
Replies: 12
Views: 3,448
Posted By tw.
Erection 2012

http://cellar.org/showthread.php?goto=newpost&t=27441

seems like this should have been done already.
Forum: Nothingland 12-14-2009, 01:39 PM
Replies: 17
Views: 2,922
Posted By tw.
I'm all man, honey. and you still owe me.

I'm all man, honey. and you still owe me.
Forum: Sports 11-01-2009, 06:35 PM
Replies: 1,502
Views: 214,531
Posted By tw.
you're both mental midgets

you're both mental midgets
Forum: Current Events 05-14-2009, 05:18 PM
Replies: 3
Views: 1,033
Posted By tw.
Huddle

Ok,

Sheldon, you'll be the wide receiver....go long.

Dar...you're tight end. do a button hook

Flint.....you go ride the bench

OK nowwwwwwww
Forum: Politics 01-11-2009, 08:26 PM
Replies: 51
Views: 4,193
Posted By tw.
you do realize that he posted that at 2:25 pm,...

you do realize that he posted that at 2:25 pm, right?
Forum: Health 12-26-2008, 12:45 PM
Replies: 28
Views: 6,122
Posted By tw.
another weirdo

another weirdo
Forum: Nothingland 12-26-2008, 12:44 PM
Replies: 13
Views: 2,180
Posted By tw.
This thread is classic of how mental midgets also...

This thread is classic of how mental midgets also know that light bulbs are destroyed by powering on and that Saddam had WMDs. Not one number provided. So as the sister has attended the same funeral?...
Forum: Home Base 12-26-2008, 11:50 AM
Replies: 25
Views: 3,189
Posted By tw.
so, what....am I supposed to be all stodgy and...

so, what....am I supposed to be all stodgy and logical now that you've gone goofy?

what the hell is this cellar coming to?
Forum: Sports 12-15-2008, 11:31 PM
Replies: 1,502
Views: 214,531
Posted By tw.
85% of all betting can be traced to top...

85% of all betting can be traced to top management. Only ask where top management is betting to see facts. not given is what games an adult will bet.
Forum: Relationships 11-18-2008, 07:05 PM
Replies: 105
Views: 12,347
Posted By tw.
maybe its just me being me, but i think the whole...

maybe its just me being me, but i think the whole thing smacks of effort....and makes maric***o seem subtle by comparison.
Forum: Home Base 11-18-2008, 07:02 PM
Replies: 9
Views: 1,200
Posted By tw.
i am Indian. ...come again. ...

i am Indian.

...come again.





sorry, pie
Forum: Current Events 11-18-2008, 07:00 PM
Replies: 60
Views: 3,709
Posted By tw.
Actually, I'm only Nigerian below the belt and...

Actually, I'm only Nigerian below the belt and above the knees
Forum: Nothingland 11-10-2008, 01:19 PM
Replies: 33
Views: 4,629
Posted By tw.
Not an MBA, I hope?

Not an MBA, I hope?
Forum: Cellar Meta 10-30-2008, 05:33 PM
Replies: 350
Views: 23,878
Posted By tw.
i don't think so. I'll be reopening it and...

i don't think so. I'll be reopening it and updating it with a couple extra things, I think.....

why don't you PM me your new address?

srsly.

oops.
Forum: Current Events 10-30-2008, 05:25 PM
Replies: 15
Views: 1,946
Posted By tw.
oh, and.... cock!

oh, and....

cock!
Forum: Cellar Meta 10-30-2008, 03:55 PM
Replies: 350
Views: 23,878
Posted By tw.
i bought you a giant cucumber, sir.

i bought you a giant cucumber, sir.
Forum: Home Base 10-30-2008, 03:54 PM
Replies: 19
Views: 2,104
Posted By tw.
age comes with many benefits that your juvenile...

age comes with many benefits that your juvenile mind is unable to comprehend. only through the non-use of the words 'it' and 'a' and 'the' will you come to realize what you mental midgets have been...
Forum: Politics 10-30-2008, 03:50 PM
Replies: 286
Views: 20,123
Posted By tw.
yes, no good can possibly come of it.

yes, no good can possibly come of it.
Forum: Home Base 04-15-2006, 12:48 PM
Replies: 14
Views: 1,373
Posted By tw.
if you were a real artist, you would have...

if you were a real artist, you would have discovered clone user id's by now.
Forum: Home Base 01-08-2006, 10:49 AM
Replies: 80
Views: 8,307
Posted By tw.
carrot does not equal oral. carrot equals anal. ...

carrot does not equal oral. carrot equals anal. you must be an mba. brianna makes my diodes tingle.
Forum: Politics 12-19-2005, 06:54 PM
Replies: 119
Views: 13,725
Posted By tw.
ironic, don;t you think, when you consider that...

ironic, don;t you think, when you consider that 'christmas' was held on dec 25th in order to supplant the pagan soltice celebration....christ being born nowhere near that date. now, the christians...
Forum: Current Events 11-03-2005, 05:44 PM
Replies: 15
Views: 2,702
Posted By tw.
have i mentioned that i have serious disdain for...

have i mentioned that i have serious disdain for pronouns? bothering with the correct tense makes me tense as well.
Forum: Cellar Meta 11-01-2005, 05:12 PM
Replies: 446
Views: 106,974
Posted By tw.
no, too useful in ironic circumstances.

no, too useful in ironic circumstances.
Forum: Relationships 10-25-2005, 09:49 PM
Replies: 51
Views: 13,913
Posted By tw.
it was me. shhhh!

it was me. shhhh!
Forum: Current Events 10-25-2005, 09:48 PM
Replies: 11
Views: 1,491
Posted By tw.
boy, i might as well give it up. the real tw is...

boy, i might as well give it up. the real tw is funnier than i am.


(=o=)
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