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Forum: Nothingland 12-12-2017, 12:24 PM
Replies: 20
Views: 1,816
Posted By Undertoad
:D and the last one as well! Dumb graphic...

:D and the last one as well! Dumb graphic designers sent in to do a statistical analyst's job.
Forum: Current Events 12-11-2017, 12:58 PM
Replies: 3,757
Views: 841,142
Posted By Undertoad
Of course you haven't heard any more. Silent...

Of course you haven't heard any more. Silent service!! :D :D (Neither the ship nor the submariners should give off any noise. I kind of hope the tradition follows to the smugglers.)
Forum: Relationships 12-09-2017, 01:36 PM
Replies: 5
Views: 272
Posted By Undertoad
What would Dr. Drew say: there is a particular...

What would Dr. Drew say: there is a particular female sexuality, maybe 10%, that enjoys it and that ladies who do also seem to be multi-orgasmic.

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(also, i think our porn interests...
Forum: The Internet 12-09-2017, 10:34 AM
Replies: 1,677
Views: 364,312
Posted By Undertoad
A lot of people are kind of unaware of this, but...

A lot of people are kind of unaware of this, but the entire world is actually getting its shit together.

http://cellar.org/2017/world-hunger.jpg
Forum: Arts & Entertainment 12-08-2017, 08:41 AM
Replies: 4
Views: 206
Posted By Undertoad
I don't think there is one right now but I...

I don't think there is one right now but I wouldn't know being all old and whatnot

I was thinking that the official Philly Sound (TM) is probably Kurt Vile, and The War on Drugs, but maybe that is...
Forum: Quality Images and Videos 12-07-2017, 07:01 PM
Replies: 12,316
Views: 4,503,323
Posted By Undertoad
I think that's the only way to do it with a...

I think that's the only way to do it with a single traffic light, if there is no room in any direction for a cloverleaf. The problem with these overpasses/underpasses is that they wind up with two...
Forum: Quality Images and Videos 12-07-2017, 06:46 PM
Replies: 188
Views: 24,385
Posted By Undertoad
Memo to all: when turning right on red, don't...

Memo to all: when turning right on red, don't nudge forward into the shoulder lane of the passing traffic.
Forum: Health 12-06-2017, 09:41 AM
Replies: 116
Views: 11,689
Posted By Undertoad
I agree with all that, but this is not the bottom...

I agree with all that, but this is not the bottom line we were actually hoping for when this whole thing began.
Forum: Health 12-06-2017, 09:13 AM
Replies: 29
Views: 1,014
Posted By Undertoad
that's some good thigh gap

that's some good thigh gap
Forum: The Internet 12-06-2017, 08:47 AM
Replies: 3,653
Views: 1,055,691
Posted By Undertoad
Either history repeats itself, ...or we...

Either history repeats itself,

...or we intentionally view history through a modern lens so that it appears to.

I can't tell the difference any more, is there beer in the fridge?
Forum: Health 12-05-2017, 08:45 PM
Replies: 116
Views: 11,689
Posted By Undertoad
"cheaper for him" Working class, they don't buy...

"cheaper for him" Working class, they don't buy things they can't afford. He wouldn't have paid for insurance because it would have busted him. Now he is forced to pay for it although it is busting...
Forum: Health 12-05-2017, 05:11 PM
Replies: 116
Views: 11,689
Posted By Undertoad
No insurance

No insurance
Forum: Health 12-05-2017, 09:50 AM
Replies: 116
Views: 11,689
Posted By Undertoad
My friend Working Class Marcus...

My friend Working Class Marcus (https://cellar.org/showpost.php?p=992941&postcount=30) will need some of that because his O-care premiums went up like $150.

I think his 17-yr-old son is on his...
Forum: Nothingland 12-04-2017, 08:09 PM
Replies: 4
Views: 221
Posted By Undertoad
Also, during that same period of change, we all...

Also, during that same period of change, we all kind of realized that if we are going to work indoors our entire goddamn lives, it would be better in some kind of breathable cotton that everybody...
Forum: Quality Images and Videos 12-03-2017, 11:42 PM
Replies: 47
Views: 978
Posted By Undertoad
L O L

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Forum: Home Base 12-02-2017, 04:21 PM
Replies: 772
Views: 157,804
Posted By Undertoad
spoon holder! ...

spoon holder!

http://cellar.org/2017/spoonholder.jpg
Forum: Home Base 12-02-2017, 11:29 AM
Replies: 150
Views: 21,232
Posted By Undertoad
There will be more of it, I expect.

There will be more of it, I expect.
Forum: The Internet 12-02-2017, 11:27 AM
Replies: 1,677
Views: 364,312
Posted By Undertoad
That inspired me to create this map: ...

That inspired me to create this map:

http://cellar.org/2017/languagehigschool.jpg
Forum: The Internet 12-02-2017, 08:34 AM
Replies: 1,677
Views: 364,312
Posted By Undertoad
I was wrong anyway, misread the date, Poll taken...

I was wrong anyway, misread the date, Poll taken Nov 15-20! So what does it really reflect?
Forum: The Internet 12-01-2017, 05:10 PM
Replies: 1,677
Views: 364,312
Posted By Undertoad
I guess, but Roy Moore scandal begins abt...

I guess, but

Roy Moore scandal begins abt Nov 5
Poll taken Nov 10-15
Al Franken allegation announced Nov 16
Forum: Home Base 12-01-2017, 05:04 PM
Replies: 150
Views: 21,232
Posted By Undertoad
My new digs are such a different feeling, it...

My new digs are such a different feeling, it changes *everything*.

Suddenly, I can concentrate. My job is now suddenly much easier.

I'm weaning off the anti-depressants because I don't think...
Forum: Nothingland 12-01-2017, 03:31 PM
Replies: 6
Views: 273
Posted By Undertoad
no, same name applies "loser" refers...

no, same name applies



"loser" refers to the ticket buyer, not the ticket
Forum: Nothingland 11-30-2017, 06:56 PM
Replies: 11
Views: 368
Posted By Undertoad
And ended with "Who shot their wad?" ...

And ended with "Who shot their wad?"



i am so very horribly sorry
Forum: Image of the Day 11-30-2017, 06:50 PM
Replies: 12
Views: 659
Posted By Undertoad
They take the cat hiking? Collared but unleashed?

They take the cat hiking? Collared but unleashed?
Forum: Nothingland 11-30-2017, 05:57 PM
Replies: 6
Views: 273
Posted By Undertoad
New terminology for us all

The little silver remnants of scratch-off lottery tickets, are hereby designated:

"loser boogers"

...that is all.
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