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Forum: Quality Images and Videos 02-16-2018, 11:09 PM
Replies: 1,423
Views: 171,552
Posted By Clodfobble
Madeleine Kahn?

Madeleine Kahn?
Forum: Quality Images and Videos 02-16-2018, 10:38 PM
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Views: 171,552
Posted By Clodfobble
Bernadette Peters?

Bernadette Peters?
Forum: Current Events 02-15-2018, 06:43 PM
Replies: 38
Views: 1,023
Posted By Clodfobble
Didja know, this year is the first year that...

Didja know, this year is the first year that millennials aged 18 and up outnumber boomers?

This shooting is different. You can feel it. The number of teens who filmed it with their phones, the...
Forum: Image of the Day 02-15-2018, 04:13 PM
Replies: 4
Views: 278
Posted By Clodfobble
:lol:

:lol:
Forum: Current Events 02-15-2018, 07:32 AM
Replies: 38
Views: 1,023
Posted By Clodfobble
I'll tell you something else, too: I believe guns...

I'll tell you something else, too: I believe guns will become completely illegal in my lifetime. Because 3D printing is soon going to make any kind of partial restriction meaningless. They'll have to...
Forum: Current Events 02-15-2018, 07:27 AM
Replies: 38
Views: 1,023
Posted By Clodfobble
Republicans are being woefully short-sighted,...

Republicans are being woefully short-sighted, just like they were with healthcare. When 90% of the country agrees that something is a problem, then the other guys are going to pass the laws they want...
Forum: Arts & Entertainment 02-14-2018, 04:07 PM
Replies: 12
Views: 234
Posted By Clodfobble
I had to read this twice, and remember where you...

I had to read this twice, and remember where you live, before I could understand it as anything but a typo. I have already spent 1.5 hours in the car today, and I'm about to spend another 30 taking...
Forum: Arts & Entertainment 02-14-2018, 03:45 PM
Replies: 36
Views: 4,370
Posted By Clodfobble
To be fair, though, similar things have been...

To be fair, though, similar things have been available on PBS for decades. But nobody watches PBS. And the only reason anyone listens to Joe Rogan's podcast is because he was a famous comedian who...
Forum: Image of the Day 02-11-2018, 10:40 PM
Replies: 15
Views: 524
Posted By Clodfobble
Those legs are too skinny for that muffin top....

Those legs are too skinny for that muffin top. He's got the thigh gap of a 90-lb fashion model.
Forum: Home Base 02-11-2018, 10:36 PM
Replies: 5
Views: 362
Posted By Clodfobble
Yabbut on the other hand...

Yabbut on the other hand (http://adage.com/article/news/mcdonald-s-bows-pressure-healthful-happy-meal/228939/):



As long as there's choice (and I'm not saying there shouldn't be,) some people...
Forum: Home Base 02-11-2018, 09:40 PM
Replies: 5
Views: 362
Posted By Clodfobble
You Can't Fix All The Problems

This Washington Post article (https://www.washingtonpost.com/news/wonk/wp/2018/02/06/this-is-the-u-s-county-that-buys-the-least-healthful-groceries/?utm_term=.d5364caf7c9d) is just one example I...
Forum: Image of the Day 02-11-2018, 03:36 PM
Replies: 7
Views: 432
Posted By Clodfobble
That's... unusual. What percentage do they...

That's... unusual. What percentage do they represent, out of all the men you know with nipple-adjacent tattoos?
Forum: Sports 02-11-2018, 10:08 AM
Replies: 11
Views: 324
Posted By Clodfobble
Cool! Watch out for trees.

Cool! Watch out for trees.
Forum: Food and Drink 02-11-2018, 07:49 AM
Replies: 8
Views: 343
Posted By Clodfobble
...WHAT? Those two Thin Mints are nothing alike,...

...WHAT? Those two Thin Mints are nothing alike, let alone the Smores. Why are they not having their subcontractors create the same product?
Forum: Quality Images and Videos 02-10-2018, 08:27 AM
Replies: 394
Views: 43,715
Posted By Clodfobble
Wow, look how low it went over the ground. You...

Wow, look how low it went over the ground. You can see some animals under the surface got boiled, too. Crocs or hippos, I wonder.
Forum: Cellar Meta 02-10-2018, 08:24 AM
Replies: 31
Views: 761
Posted By Clodfobble
Well, it took a while to build up his confidence,...

Well, it took a while to build up his confidence, but eventually he came out of the squirrel closet with his feather boa flying proudly in the wind behind him.
Forum: Nothingland 02-10-2018, 08:21 AM
Replies: 6,425
Views: 1,216,580
Posted By Clodfobble
Unfortunately, moving her food is a dangerous...

Unfortunately, moving her food is a dangerous idea because she also stops eating when she gets anxious. I had to sit on the floor and spoon feed her for the first couple of weeks until she trusted...
Forum: The Internet 02-09-2018, 02:55 PM
Replies: 8
Views: 345
Posted By Clodfobble
Well, you'd have to convince Texas to make...

Well, you'd have to convince Texas to make polygamy legal--but let's be honest, it probably wouldn't be that hard.
Forum: Nothingland 02-09-2018, 12:07 AM
Replies: 6,425
Views: 1,216,580
Posted By Clodfobble
Great, in general. Still very anxious around...

Great, in general. Still very anxious around strangers outside the home, but cool with anyone who visits us. Successfully gained a couple pounds, and is totally snuggly with us and able to be left...
Forum: Nothingland 02-08-2018, 10:37 PM
Replies: 6,425
Views: 1,216,580
Posted By Clodfobble
I'm tired and I'm grumpy and my muscles are sore...

I'm tired and I'm grumpy and my muscles are sore and people aren't responding to my emails and my dog keeps pooping in my son's bedroom.
Forum: Food and Drink 02-08-2018, 06:32 PM
Replies: 18
Views: 427
Posted By Clodfobble
There used to be a sandwich place near us that...

There used to be a sandwich place near us that offered cream cheese and pastrami on toasted focaccia. It was freaking amazing. We went there all the time, and the guy kept letting us have cream...
Forum: Quality Images and Videos 02-08-2018, 04:22 PM
Replies: 2,799
Views: 465,997
Posted By Clodfobble
Multiple container-filler. With what substance, I...

Multiple container-filler. With what substance, I don't know. Could be anything from lab test tubes to mustard bottles.
Forum: Quality Images and Videos 02-07-2018, 06:39 PM
Replies: 12,396
Views: 4,596,555
Posted By Clodfobble
However, much like buggering and beating the shit...

However, much like buggering and beating the shit out of a child, empirical evidence shows that it doesn't have the intended effect.
Forum: Technology 02-07-2018, 06:38 PM
Replies: 14
Views: 527
Posted By Clodfobble
Just found out that the convertible is headed...

Just found out that the convertible is headed toward a Mars orbit. Can you imagine the newsday nostalgia that we'll all be reliving, when they eventually get enough equipment to Mars to successfully...
Forum: Technology 02-07-2018, 01:44 PM
Replies: 14
Views: 527
Posted By Clodfobble
I bet they named it "Falcon Heavy" because during...

I bet they named it "Falcon Heavy" because during the design phase an engineer sardonically pointed out that rockets are "fuckin' heavy," and Elon Musk ran with it. [/headcanon]
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