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Forum: Relationships 01-05-2017, 06:51 PM
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What's old and wrinkly and smells like ginger? ...

What's old and wrinkly and smells like ginger?


Fred Astaire's face.
Forum: Relationships 01-04-2017, 10:14 AM
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Posted By footfootfoot
Women are like peaches They are deciduous trees...

Women are like peaches
They are deciduous trees native to the region of Northwest China between the Tarim Basin and the north slopes of the Kunlun Shan mountains, where they were first domesticated...
Forum: Relationships 01-04-2017, 10:12 AM
Replies: 23
Views: 1,759
Posted By footfootfoot
Women are like bricks They are usually red,...

Women are like bricks
They are usually red, semi-porous, composed of
Silica (sand) – 50% to 60% by weight
Alumina (clay) – 20% to 30% by weight
Lime – 2 to 5% by weight
Iron oxide – ≤ 7% by...
Forum: Relationships 01-04-2017, 10:07 AM
Replies: 23
Views: 1,759
Posted By footfootfoot
Women are like a side of french fries; Your...

Women are like a side of french fries;
Your mates are always trying to steal them from under your nose,
Some people like ketchup on them, others mayonnaise,
There are either never enough or too...
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