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Forum: Parenting 01-05-2008, 11:09 PM
Replies: 61
Views: 13,193
Posted By smurfalicious
I named my daughter Gillian (I was a huge X-Files...

I named my daughter Gillian (I was a huge X-Files fan). I thought it was such a beautiful and unique name.

Until I realized that most people are illiterate.

Not only does she get people...
Forum: Parenting 12-04-2007, 08:47 AM
Replies: 21
Views: 4,381
Posted By smurfalicious
Oh damn. You've touched on one thing that...

Oh damn. You've touched on one thing that absolutely drives me crazy - interrupting.

My daughter's pretty good about it, only because from the time she started talking, I was up her ass about not...
Forum: Image of the Day 11-30-2007, 03:13 PM
Replies: 16
Views: 4,904
Posted By smurfalicious
I've seen your puppies...

I've seen your puppies (http://cellar.org/showpost.php?p=405208&postcount=558). I'd like to pet them. http://www.xrtheme.com/content/emoticons/Avatars/08.gif
Forum: Image of the Day 11-30-2007, 01:01 PM
Replies: 34
Views: 8,007
Posted By smurfalicious
Actually, ferraris and hot women go better with...

Actually, ferraris and hot women go better with coke.
Forum: Home Base 11-30-2007, 12:31 PM
Replies: 29
Views: 7,789
Posted By smurfalicious
Horseplay is horseplay. It was all in the...

Horseplay is horseplay. It was all in the moniker.
Forum: Image of the Day 11-30-2007, 07:56 AM
Replies: 16
Views: 4,904
Posted By smurfalicious
aw! he/she even looks like he's/she's smiling!

aw! he/she even looks like he's/she's smiling!
Forum: Home Base 11-29-2007, 01:57 PM
Replies: 29
Views: 7,789
Posted By smurfalicious
it's not the size of the package that matters,...

it's not the size of the package that matters, but how you ride the hobby horse.
Forum: Home Base 11-29-2007, 01:40 PM
Replies: 57
Views: 5,477
Posted By smurfalicious
No, you're not weak. I know that. I didn't...

No, you're not weak. I know that.

I didn't mean to make you feel bad by relaying such sad stories. Papa Smurf's mother went through all the chemo and radiation and eventually had a double...
Forum: Home Base 11-29-2007, 01:29 PM
Replies: 29
Views: 7,789
Posted By smurfalicious
You're right - whinny does, he certainly does.

You're right - whinny does, he certainly does.
Forum: Home Base 11-29-2007, 12:28 PM
Replies: 29
Views: 7,789
Posted By smurfalicious
Wow. I can't decide if you are all really...

Wow.

I can't decide if you are all really talented or really lame.

Watch that sore throat, Shawnee - could be bronco-itis.
Forum: Image of the Day 11-29-2007, 08:14 AM
Replies: 8
Views: 3,611
Posted By smurfalicious
Papa Smurf keeps trying to insert his cock in my...

Papa Smurf keeps trying to insert his cock in my ear. I put up with his antics... but if he tries to stick it in my eye, rest assured it will be his ass that will be cockeyed thereafter.
Forum: Philosophy 11-29-2007, 08:13 AM
Replies: 4
Views: 1,507
Posted By smurfalicious
But fairy tales are fun!

But fairy tales are fun!
Forum: Arts & Entertainment 11-29-2007, 07:33 AM
Replies: 6
Views: 1,762
Posted By smurfalicious
mmmmmmmm... sexual chocolate!

mmmmmmmm... sexual chocolate!
Forum: Image of the Day 11-29-2007, 07:31 AM
Replies: 19
Views: 6,696
Posted By smurfalicious
that's so gross. eating hair???? hasn't she...

that's so gross. eating hair???? hasn't she heard of little debbie?
Forum: Image of the Day 11-29-2007, 07:29 AM
Replies: 8
Views: 3,611
Posted By smurfalicious
"cockeyed". who the fvck came up with that...

"cockeyed".

who the fvck came up with that phrase? Does one look unbalanced when one has a cock in the eye?
Forum: Philosophy 11-29-2007, 07:26 AM
Replies: 125
Views: 38,930
Posted By smurfalicious
the thing about redheads - the natural ones...

the thing about redheads - the natural ones anyway - is that they are either drop-dead gorgeous or I'd-rather-fuck-my-mother fugly. There's no in-between.
Forum: Home Base 11-29-2007, 07:21 AM
Replies: 57
Views: 5,477
Posted By smurfalicious
In some way, I hope this makes you feel better,...

In some way, I hope this makes you feel better, but it probably won't and I'll just end being an ass in the end. Just know the intention was there.

A childhood friend of mine - 36 years old and...
Forum: Home Base 11-26-2007, 07:33 PM
Replies: 240
Views: 28,894
Posted By smurfalicious
Interesting - the apple doesn't fall far from the...

Interesting - the apple doesn't fall far from the tree. Would he have committed this crime if he had been raised in a different environment?

Sad - this kid who plead out will be out of jail in 20...
Forum: Home Base 11-21-2007, 07:14 AM
Replies: 28
Views: 3,473
Posted By smurfalicious
I have some quadriplegic midget action for your...

I have some quadriplegic midget action for your box.
Forum: Image of the Day 11-19-2007, 07:09 PM
Replies: 53
Views: 18,368
Posted By smurfalicious
I thought seeing the damage to the vehicle would...

I thought seeing the damage to the vehicle would be interesting so I clicked the link to this thread, however that turned out to by highly anticlimactic.

Now I'm only horribly saddened by the...
Forum: Quality Images and Videos 11-16-2007, 12:46 PM
Replies: 1,072
Views: 369,812
Posted By smurfalicious
my favorite... ...

my favorite...

http://i.pbase.com/t6/06/296006/4/84376360.dix4rU73.jpg

kabob style
Forum: Food and Drink 11-16-2007, 11:21 AM
Replies: 56
Views: 6,034
Posted By smurfalicious
I love guacamole. I love avocado on a turkey...

I love guacamole. I love avocado on a turkey sammich with sprouts.

I can't stand to eat them in their natural state, unaccompanied by other foods. I agree - too slimy - it's all in the texture.
Forum: Quality Images and Videos 11-16-2007, 11:17 AM
Replies: 1,072
Views: 369,812
Posted By smurfalicious
From YBNBY...

From YBNBY (http://www.yesbutnobutyes.com/archives/2007/11/testosterone_tu.html), best heart attack ever.

"You can improve almost any food by wrapping it in bacon. Itís the American way....
Forum: Arts & Entertainment 11-09-2007, 07:07 AM
Replies: 10
Views: 1,969
Posted By smurfalicious
Thank you, everyone, for your recommendations! ...

Thank you, everyone, for your recommendations! http://img246.imageshack.us/img246/8399/thumbsup4kk.gif

Now I just need to start taking donations to help me pay for this freakin thing.
Forum: Food and Drink 11-07-2007, 08:09 AM
Replies: 501
Views: 168,241
Posted By smurfalicious
I'm "re-organizing" my recipes, a task I did not...

I'm "re-organizing" my recipes, a task I did not think would be so daunting, so I thought I'd post some tried-and-trues here as I'm going through them, especially since I stole a few from you all. ...
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