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Forum: Politics 06-21-2018, 09:48 AM
Replies: 276
Views: 22,790
Posted By Clodfobble
My father has wisely not mentioned the name...

My father has wisely not mentioned the name Trump, or anything to do with national politics, in at least six months. All he has left to rant about is how California is going bankrupt because of those...
Forum: Home Base 06-21-2018, 09:40 AM
Replies: 5,691
Views: 4,632,388
Posted By Clodfobble
But you'll think of me often.

But you'll think of me often.
Forum: Food and Drink 06-20-2018, 04:25 PM
Replies: 577
Views: 129,567
Posted By Clodfobble
Stir fried pork, cucumber, and a runny fried egg...

Stir fried pork, cucumber, and a runny fried egg over rice with fish sauce and sriracha.

An excellent way to celebrate the completion of my colonoscopy this morning.
Forum: Politics 06-20-2018, 04:17 PM
Replies: 276
Views: 22,790
Posted By Clodfobble
About fucking time.

About fucking time.
Forum: Home Base 06-20-2018, 04:03 PM
Replies: 5,691
Views: 4,632,388
Posted By Clodfobble
A series of Japanese commercials--worth it to...

A series of Japanese commercials--worth it to watch to the end:

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Forum: Current Events 06-20-2018, 03:59 PM
Replies: 6
Views: 141
Posted By Clodfobble
Fun fact: the bill originally passed in the House...

Fun fact: the bill originally passed in the House of Commons with a typo, and thus legalized cannibalism...
Forum: The Internet 06-19-2018, 01:02 PM
Replies: 1,842
Views: 407,746
Posted By Clodfobble
Texas (or at least Austin) has been doing this...

Texas (or at least Austin) has been doing this thing for a few years now where they keep a running total on the big Amber Alert signs when there's no Amber Alert going on. "1,257 people have died on...
Forum: Parenting 06-19-2018, 07:27 AM
Replies: 363
Views: 65,506
Posted By Clodfobble
I don't understand what I'm looking at. Is he...

I don't understand what I'm looking at. Is he grinding a knife blade from scratch?
Forum: Image of the Day 06-16-2018, 10:04 PM
Replies: 1
Views: 140
Posted By Clodfobble
My guess would actually be the zoos put them up,...

My guess would actually be the zoos put them up, rather than the construction companies. Zoos have a long history of clever signage...
Forum: Politics 06-16-2018, 12:01 AM
Replies: 276
Views: 22,790
Posted By Clodfobble
My bad, I got his other convictions mixed up with...

My bad, I got his other convictions mixed up with this one. Should have said he was charged in a court of law with a giant stack of white-vs-minority applications plus witnesses as evidence, and...
Forum: Quality Images and Videos 06-15-2018, 04:02 PM
Replies: 156
Views: 24,020
Posted By Clodfobble
Pretty!

Pretty!
Forum: The Internet 06-15-2018, 06:44 AM
Replies: 1,842
Views: 407,746
Posted By Clodfobble
A hurricane, cyclone, and typhoon are all the...

A hurricane, cyclone, and typhoon are all the same thing except for where they make landfall. Pacific Northwest and Atlantic are hurricanes, Eastern Pacific is a cyclone, and Southeast Pacific and...
Forum: Politics 06-15-2018, 06:30 AM
Replies: 276
Views: 22,790
Posted By Clodfobble
Trump was convicted in a court of law of writing...

Trump was convicted in a court of law of writing a C on the applications of black residents to his building(s) in New York. He's a straight up racist.
Forum: Politics 06-13-2018, 06:19 PM
Replies: 276
Views: 22,790
Posted By Clodfobble
I do find it a little weird that everyone's...

I do find it a little weird that everyone's wringing their hands over what Trump agreed to. When has Trump ever followed through on an agreement he made? The consequences of being known as a liar in...
Forum: The Internet 06-13-2018, 12:38 PM
Replies: 1,842
Views: 407,746
Posted By Clodfobble
Go Texas--lit up in all six categories!

Go Texas--lit up in all six categories!
Forum: Nothingland 06-11-2018, 09:32 PM
Replies: 1,867
Views: 292,667
Posted By Clodfobble
Bummer. Is it salvageable, or are we talking a...

Bummer. Is it salvageable, or are we talking a major consequences kind of crash-and-burn?
Forum: Nothingland 06-11-2018, 07:09 AM
Replies: 1,867
Views: 292,667
Posted By Clodfobble
There's no taste buds in your asshole, either,...

There's no taste buds in your asshole, either, but that doesn't stop it from burning when you shit out too-spicy food.

Anyway, Grav--the internet says black pepper is hot from the compound...
Forum: Quality Images and Videos 06-10-2018, 07:29 AM
Replies: 1,956
Views: 311,681
Posted By Clodfobble
Maybe the trailer is on its way to Universal...

Maybe the trailer is on its way to Universal Studios?
Forum: Image of the Day 06-10-2018, 07:25 AM
Replies: 7
Views: 359
Posted By Clodfobble
Kind of hard to figure the square footage with...

Kind of hard to figure the square footage with all the stuff, but given that it's Brooklyn, I'm thinking the answer to all the questions is, "She got money, yo."
Forum: Nothingland 06-09-2018, 12:29 PM
Replies: 1,024
Views: 139,631
Posted By Clodfobble
Costco enrages me. Nearly everything about it is...

Costco enrages me. Nearly everything about it is Discounters Theater.


Oh, the meat is cheaper? Yeah--because it comes in packages of 1 and 1/3 pounds. No recipe calls for 1 and 1/3 pounds. The...
Forum: Arts & Entertainment 06-09-2018, 06:18 AM
Replies: 18
Views: 930
Posted By Clodfobble
"Duck" [emoji38]

"Duck" [emoji38]
Forum: Nothingland 06-08-2018, 02:51 PM
Replies: 1,024
Views: 139,631
Posted By Clodfobble
You know, I'm starting to think there just might...

You know, I'm starting to think there just might be something to this whole ingenuity and determination stuff.
Forum: Nothingland 06-08-2018, 02:49 PM
Replies: 1,867
Views: 292,667
Posted By Clodfobble
Are you all suggesting that black pepper in an...

Are you all suggesting that black pepper in an open wound doesn't, you know, sting like a motherfucker?
Forum: Current Events 06-07-2018, 04:21 PM
Replies: 10
Views: 388
Posted By Clodfobble
Hoooooowaaaaaahhhh! (That's my ninja noise.)

Hoooooowaaaaaahhhh! (That's my ninja noise.)
Forum: Current Events 06-07-2018, 04:20 PM
Replies: 10
Views: 388
Posted By Clodfobble
I've seen the video--it didn't go off when it was...

I've seen the video--it didn't go off when it was dropped, it went off when he quick-grabbed for it hoping maybe no one would see it had fallen out. He 100% pulled the trigger himself.
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