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Forum: Home Base 01-21-2019, 11:24 PM
Replies: 4
Views: 155
Posted By monster
Adolf the Milf will give you something else to...

Adolf the Milf will give you something else to worry about.... :eek:
Forum: Image of the Day 01-21-2019, 10:24 PM
Replies: 10
Views: 385
Posted By monster
CarIceEl?

CarIceEl?
Forum: Creative Expression 01-21-2019, 10:22 PM
Replies: 151
Views: 29,851
Posted By monster
a purl if ever I saw one.

a purl if ever I saw one.
Forum: Image of the Day 01-21-2019, 10:15 PM
Replies: 33
Views: 7,742
Posted By monster
and back to the tuna fish made from tuna fish...

and back to the tuna fish made from tuna fish cans? (http://www.cellar.org/showpost.php?p=313474&postcount=2676)?
Forum: Nothingland 01-21-2019, 09:10 PM
Replies: 627
Views: 110,666
Posted By monster
TIL Nickel Back is a thing in football, not just...

TIL Nickel Back is a thing in football, not just a band.
Forum: Food and Drink 01-20-2019, 10:11 PM
Replies: 889
Views: 127,044
Posted By monster
couldn't you just unravel a long tube as you...

couldn't you just unravel a long tube as you moved so they could pipe it straight over?
Forum: Cellar Meta 01-18-2019, 08:13 PM
Replies: 27
Views: 435
Posted By monster
I like keeping them separate. How can we bitch...

I like keeping them separate. How can we bitch about people in our real lives if there's a chance they'll follow us here from Social Bleedia? Or share personal feeling that may hurt or worry our...
Forum: Quality Images and Videos 01-18-2019, 04:36 AM
Replies: 18
Views: 464
Posted By monster
I feel like I've left the highway and hopped on...

I feel like I've left the highway and hopped on the Bullet Train :(
Forum: Quality Images and Videos 01-17-2019, 09:43 PM
Replies: 18
Views: 464
Posted By monster
My daughter (the photographer) prefers this one,...

My daughter (the photographer) prefers this one, but I'm not a fan of the chins and wrinkles :(

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Forum: Quality Images and Videos 01-17-2019, 09:41 PM
Replies: 18
Views: 464
Posted By monster
Technically this was 2018 but RFamonthago ...

Technically this was 2018 but RFamonthago

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Forum: Cellar Meta 01-13-2019, 10:31 PM
Replies: 2,789
Views: 804,539
Posted By monster
nice one! The Cellar: An online sing-a-long...

nice one!

The Cellar: An online sing-a-long for the tone-deaf
Forum: Home Base 01-10-2019, 11:43 PM
Replies: 29
Views: 643
Posted By monster
And now you've just doomed him to instant death...

And now you've just doomed him to instant death or immortality :lol:
Forum: Cellar Meta 01-06-2019, 10:35 PM
Replies: 5
Views: 213
Posted By monster
Several. All inflatable :eek: Also a couple of...

Several. All inflatable :eek: Also a couple of wheelbarrows. and a drone or two.
Forum: Nothingland 01-06-2019, 10:33 PM
Replies: 1,600
Views: 405,301
Posted By monster
well also you have never had terminal fucking...

well also you have never had terminal fucking cancer with unpleasant palliative treatments that require suddenly acquiring a shit ton of medical supplies and needing somewhere to put them either.
Forum: Nothingland 01-06-2019, 06:14 PM
Replies: 1,600
Views: 405,301
Posted By monster
I have a choice/am walking a fine line between...

I have a choice/am walking a fine line between being miserable and mildly amused so I'm posting this here and hoping that will win out ...

Towards the end, Beest's slippers were dying to a point...
Forum: Home Base 01-06-2019, 05:42 PM
Replies: 29
Views: 643
Posted By monster
but in the article he said the docs said they...

but in the article he said the docs said they expect him to live a while yet
Forum: Home Base 01-05-2019, 08:23 PM
Replies: 29
Views: 643
Posted By monster
Billy Connolly's not dead yet...

Billy Connolly's not dead yet (https://www.bbc.com/news/uk-scotland-46769046)
Forum: Home Base 01-05-2019, 07:54 PM
Replies: 3,079
Views: 680,306
Posted By monster
If she's a good stripper and works in a joint...

If she's a good stripper and works in a joint full of overweight middle-aged men, she could probably combine the two....
Forum: Nothingland 01-05-2019, 07:52 PM
Replies: 11
Views: 345
Posted By monster
those have a lot of syllables! when we move...

those have a lot of syllables!

when we move to making our own:
A syllable short of a military euphemism

Cellar-specific:
a dead hobo without a fish
a tw short of a politics forum
more lol...
Forum: Nothingland 01-05-2019, 02:55 PM
Replies: 11
Views: 345
Posted By monster
it occurred to me not all of these are actually...

it occurred to me not all of these are actually euphemisms e.g. "Dumber than a box of rocks") but they are still interesting, although I prefer the straight-up euphemisms. Carry on ;)
Forum: Nothingland 01-05-2019, 12:36 PM
Replies: 11
Views: 345
Posted By monster
Thick as two short planks Sandwich short of a...

Thick as two short planks
Sandwich short of a picnic
Not the sharpest tool in the shed
Dumber than a box of rocks
Two bricks short of a full load
Tuppence short of a bob.
Not the full shilling....
Forum: Nothingland 01-05-2019, 11:48 AM
Replies: 11
Views: 345
Posted By monster
Thick as two short planks Sandwich short of a...

Thick as two short planks
Sandwich short of a picnic
Not the sharpest tool in the shed
Dumber than a box of rocks
Two bricks short of a full load
Tuppence short of a bob.
Not the full shilling....
Forum: Nothingland 01-04-2019, 09:05 PM
Replies: 1,957
Views: 324,434
Posted By monster
my one drive is empty :(

my one drive is empty :(
Forum: Nothingland 01-04-2019, 09:00 PM
Replies: 1,957
Views: 324,434
Posted By monster
his one drive account was disabled. Lack of use....

his one drive account was disabled. Lack of use. :/ I guess I could investigate further, thanks
Forum: Nothingland 01-04-2019, 05:25 PM
Replies: 11
Views: 345
Posted By monster
Thick as two short planks

sayings for being a bit stupid..... go

(copy list and add....)

Thick as two short planks
Sandwich short of a picnic
Not the sharpest tool in the shed
Dumber than a box of rocks
Two bricks...
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