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Forum: Arts & Entertainment 09-07-2007, 03:55 AM
Replies: 667
Views: 575,550
Posted By Macfadyin
Pavarotti is standing at the pearly gates. ...

Pavarotti is standing at the pearly gates.

St Peter opens them and says 'oh it's you Luciano, come on in, squeeze
through'.

Pavarotti says 'hold on, i've got an envelope for you, from the...
Forum: Home Base 08-30-2007, 11:41 AM
Replies: 6,071
Views: 6,049,650
Posted By Macfadyin
A pretty young woman is on a plane back to the...

A pretty young woman is on a plane back to the U.K. from Malaga after two weeks holiday.
"Finally together again," she sighed.
"Sorry, were you talking to me?" said the man in the next seat.
"No,...
Forum: Home Base 08-29-2007, 06:44 PM
Replies: 6,071
Views: 6,049,650
Posted By Macfadyin
I got my wife a bag and belt for her...

I got my wife a bag and belt for her birthday...........





The Hoover works fine now.
Forum: Home Base 08-29-2007, 06:35 PM
Replies: 6,071
Views: 6,049,650
Posted By Macfadyin
Warning for women

Most of you have read the scare-mail about the person whose kidneys were stolen while he was passed out.


Well, read on. While the kidney story was an urban legend, this one is not. It's...
Forum: Home Base 08-29-2007, 06:34 PM
Replies: 6,071
Views: 6,049,650
Posted By Macfadyin
Thoughts for the day

Usual apologies if it's been done before



1. If you take an Oriental person and spin him around several times, does he become disoriented?

2. If people from Poland are called Poles, why...
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