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Forum: Home Base 07-17-2012, 06:53 PM
Replies: 23
Views: 4,138
Posted By Guyute
Like asking what is better, Salma Hayek or...

Like asking what is better, Salma Hayek or Jessica Alba naked on your couch. Holding 2 Guinness'.

I don't open this site for 3 months and this is the first thing I see... Cool thread.

I don't...
Forum: Home Base 11-11-2011, 10:28 PM
Replies: 5,699
Views: 4,641,169
Posted By Guyute
What's brown and hangs from a tree? Winnie's...

What's brown and hangs from a tree?

Winnie's pooh.
Forum: Home Base 04-07-2011, 02:32 PM
Replies: 114
Views: 5,729
Posted By Guyute
ROFL "Nair in his shampoo..." > Put a webcam...

ROFL "Nair in his shampoo..."

> Put a webcam in his bathroom, direct feed to the movie channel in the hotel or some suitable public feed. Mall? Diner? Internet?

> Apple smashed against lock...
Forum: Home Base 09-23-2010, 04:28 PM
Replies: 14
Views: 11,131
Posted By Guyute
You should clarify the draw and salary statement;...

You should clarify the draw and salary statement; I worked for a guy once who said I was paid salary but it was a draw as he clawed back commission depending on sales.

Typically a base salary plus...
Forum: Home Base 04-30-2009, 09:19 PM
Replies: 49
Views: 4,034
Posted By Guyute
my fav, I get this at least once a day. And no,...

my fav, I get this at least once a day. And no, they aren't doing it on purpose; the vapid stare comes through in their voice.

Other company's receptionist: "Hello, Welcome to Floor-Mart"
Me:...
Forum: The Internet 05-10-2007, 08:56 PM
Replies: 10
Views: 1,543
Posted By Guyute
Hope he only surfs online from his home, not on a...

Hope he only surfs online from his home, not on a cell phone on a subway...:eek:
Forum: Arts & Entertainment 05-10-2007, 08:52 PM
Replies: 1,988
Views: 418,451
Posted By Guyute
Christina Aguilera- Candy Man Phish- Poor...

Christina Aguilera- Candy Man

Phish- Poor Heart (studio version)
Forum: Arts & Entertainment 05-10-2007, 08:50 PM
Replies: 667
Views: 467,234
Posted By Guyute
What do Pink Floyd and Dale Earnhardt Sr. have in...

What do Pink Floyd and Dale Earnhardt Sr. have in common?

Their last big hit was The Wall.
Forum: Arts & Entertainment 04-24-2007, 08:18 PM
Replies: 2,786
Views: 717,143
Posted By Guyute
Just finished "Descent" by Jeff Long. 2nd best...

Just finished "Descent" by Jeff Long. 2nd best book I've ever read, and CREEEPY.
Forum: Arts & Entertainment 04-22-2007, 10:11 PM
Replies: 30
Views: 4,876
Posted By Guyute
Shitty movie- Pursuit Of Happyness. Will Smith...

Shitty movie- Pursuit Of Happyness. Will Smith was great though.
Forum: Nothingland 04-22-2007, 10:10 PM
Replies: 4,368
Views: 2,332,243
Posted By Guyute
Shadow warrior was a great game, AND hilarious....

Shadow warrior was a great game, AND hilarious. The kamikaze sapper was brilliant.
Forum: Nothingland 04-22-2007, 10:09 PM
Replies: 4,368
Views: 2,332,243
Posted By Guyute
People who drive with dogs on their lap should be...

People who drive with dogs on their lap should be fucked to death by Sting.
Forum: Arts & Entertainment 04-11-2007, 09:13 PM
Replies: 57
Views: 4,513
Posted By Guyute
Pink FLoyd- On The Turning Away Live (Delicate...

Pink FLoyd- On The Turning Away Live (Delicate Sound of Thunder)

What a solo.
Forum: Arts & Entertainment 04-10-2007, 08:56 PM
Replies: 57
Views: 4,513
Posted By Guyute
Phish- Maze, Chalkdust Torture, Tweezer, Free

Phish- Maze, Chalkdust Torture, Tweezer, Free
Forum: Arts & Entertainment 04-09-2007, 09:13 PM
Replies: 54
Views: 5,012
Posted By Guyute
Last concert? Phish, Sugarbush 1994. Been to...

Last concert? Phish, Sugarbush 1994.

Been to a few shows in bars, but I consider a "concert" to be 25,000 people outdoors (preferably on a ski slope)...
Forum: Arts & Entertainment 04-08-2007, 10:00 PM
Replies: 2,786
Views: 717,143
Posted By Guyute
National Geographic Vol. 178, No. 2- Auust 1990....

National Geographic Vol. 178, No. 2- Auust 1990. I love reading old NG's, the articles are wild.
Forum: Arts & Entertainment 04-01-2007, 08:37 PM
Replies: 1,988
Views: 418,451
Posted By Guyute
Sarah McLachlan- Angel

Sarah McLachlan- Angel
Forum: Arts & Entertainment 03-29-2007, 09:17 PM
Replies: 48
Views: 6,343
Posted By Guyute
Saw the movie twice- in IMAX. amazing, the movie...

Saw the movie twice- in IMAX. amazing, the movie and the IMAX. What a movie to go see for my inaugural IMAX visit!
Forum: Arts & Entertainment 03-29-2007, 09:14 PM
Replies: 2,786
Views: 717,143
Posted By Guyute
Andy McNab: Recoil TheMercenary- yeah, it's...

Andy McNab: Recoil

TheMercenary- yeah, it's sad to see the sticks thrown in the wheels of guys actually trying to make a difference...Wonder where the world would be now if they had been able to...
Forum: Home Base 03-29-2007, 09:01 PM
Replies: 107
Views: 8,425
Posted By Guyute
phone rings...after 2 rings I pick up. Eddie...

phone rings...after 2 rings I pick up.

Eddie Griffin: "Yo, Guyute, that Ferrari you lent me- were you covered for others driving it?"
Forum: Nothingland 03-24-2007, 11:23 PM
Replies: 425
Views: 83,424
Posted By Guyute
Pantone 666, the color of The Beast

Pantone 666, the color of The Beast
Forum: Nothingland 03-21-2007, 09:01 PM
Replies: 52
Views: 21,689
Posted By Guyute
From the movie 300, when Xerxes asks Leonidus to...

From the movie 300, when Xerxes asks Leonidus to surrender and kneel, he replies "sorry, but after spending the day slaughtering your soldiers, I've developed a horrible knot in my leg muscle, so...
Forum: Nothingland 03-21-2007, 08:59 PM
Replies: 52
Views: 21,689
Posted By Guyute
Waiting for someone to complain about my baby...

Waiting for someone to complain about my baby screams being loud so that I can say "Sorry for the screaming, but she took one good look at you and she is too young to understand monsters aren't real"
Forum: Home Base 03-21-2007, 08:54 PM
Replies: 38
Views: 4,190
Posted By Guyute
All Phish CD's (only have 35 so far) and $5000 to...

All Phish CD's (only have 35 so far) and $5000 to download all their shows

Any PRS guitar, prefer a hollowbody

'87 Testarossa- the coolest car ever

a ping of <5 on any game server
Forum: Home Base 03-21-2007, 08:49 PM
Replies: 107
Views: 8,425
Posted By Guyute
Your Mercedes you lent me- is the insurance paid...

Your Mercedes you lent me- is the insurance paid up?

Ever see pics of your mom naked? Wanna buy some?
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