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Forum: Nothingland 03-18-2008, 05:35 PM
Replies: 62
Views: 7,941
Posted By milkfish
No, my zeroeth child is child number zero. And a...

No, my zeroeth child is child number zero. And a model tyke he/she is, never any discipline trouble after all, and so easy to please.

But my zeroeth wife, she was hard to get along with.
Forum: Sports 10-07-2007, 08:27 PM
Replies: 15
Views: 3,329
Posted By milkfish
Well, that was quick.

Well, that was quick.
Forum: Sports 09-30-2007, 05:29 PM
Replies: 15
Views: 3,329
Posted By milkfish
You guys did beat the Mets fair and square, so Go...

You guys did beat the Mets fair and square, so Go Phillies!
Forum: Image of the Day 08-25-2007, 05:33 PM
Replies: 32
Views: 6,753
Posted By milkfish
Did it live long enough for us to find out...

Did it live long enough for us to find out whether it mooed in harmony?
Forum: Image of the Day 08-25-2007, 05:30 PM
Replies: 19
Views: 5,932
Posted By milkfish
She's there to provide the half-and-half.

She's there to provide the half-and-half.
Forum: Image of the Day 07-30-2007, 06:55 PM
Replies: 30
Views: 6,000
Posted By milkfish
Are they allowed to have wheels and jetpacks on...

Are they allowed to have wheels and jetpacks on the bottom? Of the shoes, I mean.
Forum: Image of the Day 07-22-2007, 07:47 PM
Replies: 34
Views: 10,352
Posted By milkfish
Sundae Gull

Sundae Gull
Forum: Image of the Day 07-14-2007, 09:58 PM
Replies: 23
Views: 15,659
Posted By milkfish
"My name is Bao Xishun and I am your twin brother...

"My name is Bao Xishun and I am your twin brother (http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0096320/)."

"Oh, obviously! The moment I sat down I thought I was looking into a mirror."
Forum: Image of the Day 07-14-2007, 12:14 PM
Replies: 24
Views: 5,814
Posted By milkfish
Try pulling this stunt in Brazil and when you're...

Try pulling this stunt in Brazil and when you're caught you'll be burnt for charcoal (http://cellar.org/showthread.php?t=14767).
Forum: Image of the Day 07-10-2007, 07:23 AM
Replies: 19
Views: 4,015
Posted By milkfish
Perhaps he should have bought a spirit level too....

Perhaps he should have bought a spirit level too. Or is the original castle all out of plumb like that?
Forum: Image of the Day 06-12-2007, 06:06 AM
Replies: 37
Views: 9,909
Posted By milkfish
I just think it is weird that the fruit of the...

I just think it is weird that the fruit of the prickly pear cactus is called tuna (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Opuntia#Description). Maybe it's good with cheese and onion.
Forum: Image of the Day 06-10-2007, 02:12 PM
Replies: 37
Views: 9,909
Posted By milkfish
Oh, the indignity: Beans, beans, the musical...

Oh, the indignity:

Beans, beans, the musical fruit
The more you eat, the more you toot. (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Beans,_Beans,_the_Musical_Fruit)

Though in its current form, the sub is...
Forum: Image of the Day 06-09-2007, 06:17 PM
Replies: 37
Views: 9,909
Posted By milkfish
Did they really name a class of submarine the...

Did they really name a class of submarine the "Astute"? And does the average British submariner like that name?

I can see that lasting about five milliseconds here among the Pentagon types who...
Forum: Image of the Day 06-06-2007, 08:22 AM
Replies: 15
Views: 20,344
Posted By milkfish
Dude in the second picture is all "Woo, I got me...

Dude in the second picture is all "Woo, I got me a BIG one!"
Forum: Image of the Day 06-05-2007, 07:48 PM
Replies: 35
Views: 5,725
Posted By milkfish
Doesn't seem as if he really did that much damage...

Doesn't seem as if he really did that much damage to the truck itself, just the containerload of bathtubs and toilets that bore the brunt.

I think he might have been driving at the early hour with...
Forum: Image of the Day 06-03-2007, 08:16 PM
Replies: 40
Views: 12,733
Posted By milkfish
If the tubes are giving off energy in the form of...

If the tubes are giving off energy in the form of light, that energy has to be coming from the lines. It is simply conservation of energy.

But 1301 tubes times 25 watts (or so) is pretty small...
Forum: Image of the Day 06-03-2007, 06:15 AM
Replies: 19
Views: 6,521
Posted By milkfish
Mint keyboard on a cake computer. ...

Mint keyboard on a cake computer.
http://img167.imageshack.us/img167/5172/nocandlecaketr8.jpg (http://www.geekculture.com/joyoftech/joystuff/apple1cake2.html)
Forum: Image of the Day 06-02-2007, 10:13 AM
Replies: 31
Views: 9,357
Posted By milkfish
I like to think that every time I go to the...

I like to think that every time I go to the seaside, I am swimming with dolphins. Dolphins, somewhere in that ocean.

By the same token, everybody at the shore is taking a dip in whale poop.
Forum: Image of the Day 05-31-2007, 10:15 AM
Replies: 12
Views: 3,229
Posted By milkfish
It is just one of many examples of pareidolia...

It is just one of many examples of pareidolia (http://www.flickr.com/groups/pareidolia/).
Forum: Image of the Day 05-29-2007, 08:55 PM
Replies: 20
Views: 4,686
Posted By milkfish
It's the turtle belonging to this Cantor...

It's the turtle belonging to this Cantor (http://www.amazon.com/Whoopee-Eddie-Cantor/dp/B00004Z3S0/ref=sr_1_2/105-7844808-1116402?ie=UTF8&s=music&qid=1180486327&sr=1-2). See - it looks like it's just...
Forum: Image of the Day 05-26-2007, 01:12 PM
Replies: 13
Views: 4,550
Posted By milkfish
It is the end of Gravity's Rainbow...

It is the end of Gravity's Rainbow (http://gravitys-rainbow.pynchonwiki.com/wiki/index.php?title=Gravity's_Rainbow_Title). Twice.
Forum: Image of the Day 05-23-2007, 08:03 AM
Replies: 40
Views: 12,733
Posted By milkfish
Reminds me of The Lightning Field...

Reminds me of The Lightning Field (http://www.usc.edu/schools/annenberg/asc/projects/comm544/library/images/797.html).
Forum: Image of the Day 05-23-2007, 07:59 AM
Replies: 31
Views: 8,835
Posted By milkfish
I like how the "3.5 hour" image makes Tica look...

I like how the "3.5 hour" image makes Tica look as if she has a layer of shaving cream on. Maybe that's what the painter needed to do mainly, leave off the subject's beard and mustache.

I have a...
Forum: Image of the Day 05-18-2007, 06:21 PM
Replies: 32
Views: 5,694
Posted By milkfish
Has anyone tried cooking a chicken stuffed in a...

Has anyone tried cooking a chicken stuffed in a duck stuffed in a turkey stuffed in a croc? Seems obvious to me.
Forum: Image of the Day 05-18-2007, 06:20 PM
Replies: 15
Views: 4,600
Posted By milkfish
First photo: every dogma is a bitch.

First photo: every dogma is a bitch.
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