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Forum: Technology 12-05-2005, 10:51 PM
Replies: 10
Views: 2,224
Posted By russotto
The FBI prefers the personal touch of hired goons.

The FBI prefers the personal touch of hired goons.
Forum: Quality Images and Videos 12-05-2005, 10:49 PM
Replies: 37
Views: 3,797
Posted By russotto
Is that message made from hurricane debris?

Is that message made from hurricane debris?
Forum: Image of the Day 12-05-2005, 10:47 PM
Replies: 33
Views: 5,001
Posted By russotto
The Washington Monument had already had a...

The Washington Monument had already had a monument condom. OK, really it was a scaffolding during renovation, but it pretty much resembled a monument condom
Forum: Home Base 11-21-2005, 10:52 PM
Replies: 380
Views: 52,114
Posted By russotto
Vitae = "vye-tay". Should drive any Latin...

Vitae = "vye-tay". Should drive any Latin scholar bat-tay.

And aluminum has but one I.

School and Schedule each have a 'k', like the Skook'll river.

And English didn't evolve. Like the...
Forum: Current Events 11-19-2005, 10:47 PM
Replies: 30
Views: 12,143
Posted By russotto
Well, except for the low interest rates and low...

Well, except for the low interest rates and low inflation.

As for credit cards...give me a good reason I shouldn't accept a standing offer of a 25-day interest free loan, and I might change my...
Forum: Current Events 11-19-2005, 10:37 PM
Replies: 42
Views: 4,252
Posted By russotto
When you take a commercial flight and the only...

When you take a commercial flight and the only check you undergo is the one to make sure you have a ticket.

Before that, you'll know because all those things you said would happen when Hell froze...
Forum: Parenting 11-19-2005, 10:33 PM
Replies: 70
Views: 11,977
Posted By russotto
American schools long were (in)famous for handing...

American schools long were (in)famous for handing out very little homework. Probably because the teachers hated grading it. Then, in the 80's and 90's, the blame for the relative lack of education...
Forum: Arts & Entertainment 11-14-2005, 01:32 PM
Replies: 69
Views: 8,236
Posted By russotto
Last time I checked, Mexicans (whether descended...

Last time I checked, Mexicans (whether descended from Europeans or natives) were perfectly willing to let anyone "invade" their land to do movies provided enough money flowed to the right people. ...
Forum: Philosophy 11-09-2005, 09:32 PM
Replies: 49
Views: 10,426
Posted By russotto
"Fight your own battles" -- my parents ...

"Fight your own battles" -- my parents

"It'll add character" -- my grandmother, speaking about the scar from my baseball injury.

"Go away boy, you bother me" -- Foghorn Leghorn
Forum: Philosophy 11-09-2005, 09:29 PM
Replies: 30
Views: 6,708
Posted By russotto
Oh yeah. I'd rub it in the noses of the...

Oh yeah. I'd rub it in the noses of the believers every chance I got.
Forum: Current Events 11-09-2005, 09:26 PM
Replies: 30
Views: 12,143
Posted By russotto
Aside from all the other crap, I have a 2005...

Aside from all the other crap, I have a 2005 Republican National Committee membership card. That makes me a card-carrying Republican. It's like a "get out of Guantanemo free" card.
Forum: Current Events 11-08-2005, 11:25 PM
Replies: 30
Views: 12,143
Posted By russotto
I arranged a lease/leaseback arrangement with the...

I arranged a lease/leaseback arrangement with the company store, so I could keep my soul and borrow on it too. Then when the company went bankrupt, I bought back my own debt for pennies on the...
Forum: Current Events 11-08-2005, 11:23 PM
Replies: 30
Views: 12,143
Posted By russotto
I know that credit card companies don't think...

I know that credit card companies don't think long term. How? Simple

1) Credit card companies are run by MBAs

2) MBAs don't think long term, as tw often reminds us

3) Credit card companies...
Forum: Philosophy 11-08-2005, 11:20 PM
Replies: 30
Views: 6,708
Posted By russotto
A fully functioning watch would never form in...

A fully functioning watch would never form in such a small and simple system. Fortunately the universe ain't that simple.

A banana is not perforated.

Further, complete knowledge of China is...
Forum: Image of the Day 11-08-2005, 11:13 PM
Replies: 23
Views: 7,225
Posted By russotto
It's probably Korean. For everyday use, Korean...

It's probably Korean. For everyday use, Korean is written using Hangul, a 15th century phonetic alphabet. But Korean can still be written using Chinese characters, and for decorative work like...
Forum: Home Base 11-01-2005, 11:34 AM
Replies: 234
Views: 35,592
Posted By russotto
Kate Moss, no. But Mick Jagger, yes. The...

Kate Moss, no. But Mick Jagger, yes. The Rolling Stones were named after the English equivalent ("A rolling stone gathers no moss"). Only gathering moss is usually considered a bad thing, so the...
Forum: Home Base 10-31-2005, 09:54 AM
Replies: 29
Views: 2,420
Posted By russotto
Failure->Growth->Failure->Growth->.... It's...

Failure->Growth->Failure->Growth->....

It's a positive feedback loop. It will cease when the government takes up 100% of the GDP, and will end in the following disasterous collapse.
Forum: Home Base 10-30-2005, 11:41 PM
Replies: 50
Views: 4,910
Posted By russotto
I don't know. But I know the number must be...

I don't know. But I know the number must be finite. Or people would never get a damn thing done.
Forum: Current Events 10-30-2005, 11:27 PM
Replies: 95
Views: 11,936
Posted By russotto
Nihilism is in.

Let Iran attack Israel. Israel responds, and then maybe one thing leads to another and we've got a whole lot of new glowing glass. Then we slant-drill for less-radioactive oil from the nearest...
Forum: Technology 10-30-2005, 11:09 PM
Replies: 28
Views: 3,939
Posted By russotto
A program called "Dave" is the easiest way, but...

A program called "Dave" is the easiest way, but it costs money.

Best free solution would probably be running a WebDAV server (no relation to Dave) on the PC. Apache will do.
Forum: Cities and Travel 10-27-2005, 01:23 PM
Replies: 13
Views: 4,163
Posted By russotto
Born in Balmer, lived in Columbia and Fredneck...

Born in Balmer, lived in Columbia and Fredneck for a while.
Forum: Politics 10-17-2005, 04:03 PM
Replies: 9
Views: 1,977
Posted By russotto
The current owner needs to get a few loads of...

The current owner needs to get a few loads of PCBs, mercury, dioxin, etc, and plow it into the land. Then, once the legal proceedings are finished, arrange for it to be "discovered". They could...
Forum: Home Base 10-16-2005, 12:54 PM
Replies: 39
Views: 3,517
Posted By russotto
Just give me Warren Buffett for 20 minutes or so....

Just give me Warren Buffett for 20 minutes or so. A few wire transfers from his petty cash into my account, and I'll be set. Someone else can kill Hitler and Stalin.

OTOH, if I were to take the...
Forum: Image of the Day 10-16-2005, 12:48 PM
Replies: 59
Views: 15,853
Posted By russotto
I think it's just a riot shield.

I think it's just a riot shield.
Forum: Current Events 10-05-2005, 10:06 PM
Replies: 44
Views: 3,608
Posted By russotto
And because the 9-year-old "honor student" (every...

And because the 9-year-old "honor student" (every dead kid is an honor student) was probably involved in the drug trade.
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