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Forum: Arts & Entertainment 05-16-2008, 02:39 AM
Replies: 48
Views: 4,756
Posted By Giant Salamander
Dude...I was totally gonna go with that one. God...

Dude...I was totally gonna go with that one. God damn it.
Forum: Home Base 05-11-2008, 07:58 PM
Replies: 39
Views: 3,236
Posted By Giant Salamander
Actually, I'd really enjoy experimenting with a...

Actually, I'd really enjoy experimenting with a hot black chick.

Also, dito to BrianR.
Forum: Current Events 05-06-2008, 08:59 PM
Replies: 43
Views: 4,140
Posted By Giant Salamander
And I agree. That PETA are a bunch of crazy...

And I agree. That PETA are a bunch of crazy zealots of a new, if retarded, religion. Tipsily agree. Which just means 100% yes. Tipsy. Tuesday. Alliteration.
Forum: Politics 05-06-2008, 01:42 AM
Replies: 26
Views: 2,914
Posted By Giant Salamander
Faux News messes with the wrong preacher.

Clickie, but don't trip on the hippies while you're there. They tend to lie around, piled two or three high, particularly in the rooms with windows, doors, or a pantry.
...
Forum: Creative Expression 04-30-2008, 03:31 PM
Replies: 417
Views: 67,391
Posted By Giant Salamander
(Long wet brain fart/ was thinking lyrics to Some...

(Long wet brain fart/ was thinking lyrics to Some Song)


Rise from refuse
Shake the sleep
Wipe the crust
From eyes set deep

It purrs beneath
My bony hands
Forum: Creative Expression 04-30-2008, 02:40 PM
Replies: 353
Views: 144,478
Posted By Giant Salamander
Hahahaha Sundae Girl, that was great. ...

Hahahaha

Sundae Girl, that was great.

Thanks be to spudcon for drawing my attention to it.
Forum: Creative Expression 04-30-2008, 01:13 AM
Replies: 417
Views: 67,391
Posted By Giant Salamander
sky, that was supreme. They were lovely, perfect,...

sky, that was supreme. They were lovely, perfect, liquid, living images. They go quite well with Orb's remix of Hybrid's song, Higher Than A Skyscraper, by the way. For I be that.


Overturning,...
Forum: Creative Expression 04-26-2008, 05:43 AM
Replies: 910
Views: 83,203
Posted By Giant Salamander
to get the

to get the
Forum: Home Base 04-25-2008, 05:53 PM
Replies: 56
Views: 5,608
Posted By Giant Salamander
This is why I decided, that, when I do get a...

This is why I decided, that, when I do get a puppy, I will definitely be adopting an abandoned one.
Forum: Nothingland 04-22-2008, 07:33 PM
Replies: 24
Views: 4,493
Posted By Giant Salamander
That was an excellent movie. It did its job quite...

That was an excellent movie. It did its job quite well.
Very effective. Ruined my day, really. Well done all around.

And I too related to the main character.
Not the killing people part so...
Forum: Cities and Travel 04-14-2008, 11:41 PM
Replies: 9
Views: 1,837
Posted By Giant Salamander
I lived in Savannah for 3 years (graduated from...

I lived in Savannah for 3 years (graduated from SCAD). I do miss it...

Also, that dude with the moss wig probably got one hell of a bug infestation.
Forum: Creative Expression 04-14-2008, 11:35 PM
Replies: 30
Views: 4,965
Posted By Giant Salamander
Though you have no eyes And your face is a...

Though you have no eyes
And your face is a slit,
You do have thighs
And epic pink lips

We'll lay here for days,
My tongue planted deep
In the swamp-like haze
That swells as you weep
Forum: Quality Images and Videos 04-12-2008, 09:47 PM
Replies: 2,901
Views: 2,169,517
Posted By Giant Salamander
Link. I left him with my parents in Atlanta...

Link.

I left him with my parents in Atlanta a month ago, and therefore miss him terribly.
Forum: Creative Expression 04-11-2008, 04:07 PM
Replies: 417
Views: 67,391
Posted By Giant Salamander
I know where you live! Ohio may be a big place,...

I know where you live! Ohio may be a big place, but I've got one hell of a nose.


Poet Laureate, eh?
I foresee a Thunderdome brimming with ravenous poets, fluffy language ringing in the air,...
Forum: Creative Expression 04-10-2008, 02:16 AM
Replies: 417
Views: 67,391
Posted By Giant Salamander
Hear the bison as they fall Tumbling hooves...

Hear the bison as they fall
Tumbling hooves heard through the wall
Pride in every muffled blow
Mangled heap is red and raw

Hear the silence as they thaw
Ecstasy heard through the wall
Air is...
Forum: Philosophy 04-08-2008, 10:19 PM
Replies: 42
Views: 6,282
Posted By Giant Salamander
ACTually, that's a list of most of the things I...

ACTually, that's a list of most of the things I love about western thought. I guess I didn't mean western thought so much as western religion. Oops.
Forum: Philosophy 04-08-2008, 03:42 AM
Replies: 42
Views: 6,282
Posted By Giant Salamander
I just thought it was interesting is all. The...

I just thought it was interesting is all. The whole domination of Western thought throughout most of the rest of history thing.
Forum: Philosophy 04-06-2008, 04:00 PM
Replies: 42
Views: 6,282
Posted By Giant Salamander
It's much better when you take out the whole...

It's much better when you take out the whole divine thing and just look at what he was saying.
If the dark age schmucks had been listening to him when he said religion should never, ever have a...
Forum: Home Base 04-05-2008, 04:26 PM
Replies: 63
Views: 5,463
Posted By Giant Salamander
1,025 per hour. Now, if someone would actually...

1,025 per hour.
Now, if someone would actually pay me for that, I'd totally become a hooker.
Forum: Home Base 04-05-2008, 04:21 PM
Replies: 35
Views: 3,470
Posted By Giant Salamander
Those who get offended deserve to be offended.

Those who get offended deserve to be offended.
Forum: Food and Drink 04-05-2008, 04:02 PM
Replies: 24
Views: 4,069
Posted By Giant Salamander
Tequila is my favorite of the hard stuff by far....

Tequila is my favorite of the hard stuff by far. Particularly Patron and Don Julio, of course...but a lime and some salt will fix up most of the others quite nicely. I'll have to try the Corona...
Forum: Creative Expression 04-02-2008, 11:34 PM
Replies: 417
Views: 67,391
Posted By Giant Salamander
No worries; I was definitely being as sarcastic...

No worries; I was definitely being as sarcastic as a turd is ugly.
Though I've never heard the term "ghey" before today.


So anticlimactic.
Forum: Creative Expression 04-02-2008, 11:58 AM
Replies: 417
Views: 67,391
Posted By Giant Salamander
Thanks much, ya'll. a/s/l =...

Thanks much, ya'll.

a/s/l = 25/male/Austin...so lumberjim, if you're ghey for it, just name the time and the seedy chatroom! (heh)
Forum: Creative Expression 04-01-2008, 11:57 PM
Replies: 417
Views: 67,391
Posted By Giant Salamander
When the day’s long hours Fall to ruin, fall to...

When the day’s long hours
Fall to ruin, fall to ash,
And the sky spits purple
‘Cross the night so vast,

A light can be seen
On the ridge above the hills;
Thin and empty, rusting,
Tall and...
Forum: Arts & Entertainment 03-28-2008, 11:37 PM
Replies: 76
Views: 8,329
Posted By Giant Salamander
The Police rock. White man's reggae to the max. I...

The Police rock. White man's reggae to the max. I loathe most 80's sound waves, but I do like them...
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