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Forum: Politics 04-01-2020, 03:12 PM
Replies: 110
Views: 1,782
Posted By sexobon
Russia is sending us stuff. [BOLD MINE] ...

Russia is sending us stuff.


[BOLD MINE]

The beautiful Russian nurses accompanying the shipment are classified information. We'll never see 'em.
Forum: Politics 04-01-2020, 01:22 PM
Replies: 36
Views: 449
Posted By sexobon
It comes from all those years of sniffing women's...

It comes from all those years of sniffing women's hair. He's been inhaling the myriad of chemicals they put in it. The guy needs to down a shot of clarifying shampoo or something. Then he can go back...
Forum: Politics 04-01-2020, 09:53 AM
Replies: 36
Views: 449
Posted By sexobon
Do you think Melania cut him off to gain his...

Do you think Melania cut him off to gain his compliance?
Forum: Politics 04-01-2020, 09:47 AM
Replies: 110
Views: 1,782
Posted By sexobon
People can blow their noses in that when they get...

People can blow their noses in that when they get shitfaced too!
Forum: Cellar Meta 04-01-2020, 09:41 AM
Replies: 2,923
Views: 868,477
Posted By sexobon
Very good. It doesn't conjure images of Dorothy...

Very good. It doesn't conjure images of Dorothy saying: ... because… oh auntie Em, there's no place like home; but, mental images of them stabbing it with their steely knives is nice too.
Forum: Nothingland 04-01-2020, 09:00 AM
Replies: 38
Views: 1,089
Posted By sexobon
If chloroquine and/or hydroxychloroquine pan out,...

If chloroquine and/or hydroxychloroquine pan out, Quinn will make a resurgence.
Forum: Politics 04-01-2020, 12:43 AM
Replies: 36
Views: 449
Posted By sexobon
You want to be First Lady? !!!

You want to be First Lady? !!!
Forum: Image of the Day 04-01-2020, 12:18 AM
Replies: 2
Views: 128
Posted By sexobon
It's not as sophisticated as this British police...

It's not as sophisticated as this British police box that opens with the snap of the fingers; but, I suppose it's the best the Amsterdamits at that time could do.

70153
Forum: Cellar Meta 03-31-2020, 09:58 PM
Replies: 88
Views: 1,230
Posted By sexobon
:lol: Yeah, she's a perv.

:lol:

Yeah, she's a perv.
Forum: Cellar Meta 03-31-2020, 09:48 PM
Replies: 88
Views: 1,230
Posted By sexobon
Saw this in the news today. Just an FYI: ...

Saw this in the news today. Just an FYI:



Video with disturbing privacy particulars in the linked story.
Forum: Nothingland 03-31-2020, 08:40 PM
Replies: 25,938
Views: 10,584,595
Posted By sexobon
154CM

154CM
Forum: Nothingland 03-31-2020, 08:33 PM
Replies: 3,302
Views: 304,054
Posted By sexobon
Oh Sherrie 5-WpsdC2-Cc?start=125&end=310

Oh Sherrie

5-WpsdC2-Cc?start=125&end=310
Forum: Cellar Meta 03-31-2020, 06:41 PM
Replies: 2,923
Views: 868,477
Posted By sexobon
The Cellar: And you're all here. And we're not...

The Cellar: And you're all here. And we're not gonna leave here ever, ever again, because...
Forum: Politics 03-31-2020, 06:03 PM
Replies: 36
Views: 449
Posted By sexobon
Oh, I can appreciate that. I'm an independent. I...

Oh, I can appreciate that. I'm an independent. I voted for Bill, against Dubya, and for Obama. In '16 though, I was ABC (Anyone But Clinton) and that's how Trump got my vote. Now, I am NOT an Anyone...
Forum: Politics 03-31-2020, 03:39 PM
Replies: 36
Views: 449
Posted By sexobon
Left.

Left.
Forum: Politics 03-31-2020, 03:34 PM
Replies: 36
Views: 449
Posted By sexobon
Neither could I. It's if he craps himself in the...

Neither could I. It's if he craps himself in the Oval Office or the offices of other world leaders that I'm concerned about. Joke doesn't appear to have what it takes to rebound from that.
Forum: Politics 03-31-2020, 03:04 PM
Replies: 36
Views: 449
Posted By sexobon
More likely that the Dems are counting on the...

More likely that the Dems are counting on the Republicans to impeach him ASAP.
Forum: Politics 03-31-2020, 11:04 AM
Replies: 36
Views: 449
Posted By sexobon
Dems aren't interested in sending the best...

Dems aren't interested in sending the best insomuch as sending the most politically correct. That's why Joke didn't say he's choosing the best qualified candidate as a running mate, he pledged to...
Forum: Health 03-30-2020, 10:19 PM
Replies: 427
Views: 6,965
Posted By sexobon
Here's a nicely written article that looks at the...

Here's a nicely written article that looks at the pros and cons of wearing facemasks, non-medical masks in particular, in public. It comes as the CDC considers the overall value of adding the...
Forum: Health 03-30-2020, 08:34 PM
Replies: 427
Views: 6,965
Posted By sexobon
He's a Democrat AND a doctor; so, he has to...

He's a Democrat AND a doctor; so, he has to one-up everyone else.
Forum: Image of the Day 03-30-2020, 07:05 PM
Replies: 9
Views: 302
Posted By sexobon
That 'splains it. While snarky is an old word...

That 'splains it. While snarky is an old word that predates the wheel, it emerged anew as a vogue word c. 1997; so, it wouldn't have been included in the wheel.
Forum: Image of the Day 03-30-2020, 04:15 PM
Replies: 9
Views: 302
Posted By sexobon
Another: 70148

Another:

70148
Forum: Image of the Day 03-30-2020, 04:02 PM
Replies: 9
Views: 302
Posted By sexobon
From the web: 70146

From the web:

70146
Forum: Cellar Meta 03-30-2020, 11:31 AM
Replies: 2,923
Views: 868,477
Posted By sexobon
If the States had been stocked with PPE like...

If the States had been stocked with PPE like we're stocked with Cellar taglines, COVID-19 would be a sideshow.
Forum: Cellar Meta 03-30-2020, 10:36 AM
Replies: 2,923
Views: 868,477
Posted By sexobon
The Cellar: Six feet apart; or, six feet under......

The Cellar: Six feet apart; or, six feet under... it's up to you
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