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Forum: Nothingland 09-05-2007, 10:37 AM
Replies: 44
Views: 12,278
Posted By Ridgeplate
Excuse me miss, would you happen to have a large...

Excuse me miss, would you happen to have a large box?
Forum: Technology 08-21-2007, 08:24 AM
Replies: 12
Views: 3,380
Posted By Ridgeplate
Use one of these: ...

Use one of these:

http://www.northerntool.com/webapp/wcs/stores/servlet/product_6970_200324565_200324565
Forum: Home Base 08-02-2007, 12:46 PM
Replies: 1,037
Poll: rhyme time
Views: 68,697
Posted By Ridgeplate
copper tubing

copper


tubing
Forum: Nothingland 08-02-2007, 10:19 AM
Replies: 99
Views: 17,547
Posted By Ridgeplate
Those crazy flies... they poop on everything...

Those crazy flies... they poop on everything...
Forum: Nothingland 08-01-2007, 01:03 PM
Replies: 99
Views: 17,547
Posted By Ridgeplate
I'll bet none of you fuckers had to pick fly shit...

I'll bet none of you fuckers had to pick fly shit out of a pepper shaker...
Forum: Arts & Entertainment 12-21-2006, 12:00 PM
Replies: 23
Views: 4,728
Posted By Ridgeplate
How 'bout: "One down, three to go" from the Meat...

How 'bout: "One down, three to go" from the Meat Men.
(nice little ditty about the Beatles)
Forum: Home Base 12-02-2006, 12:54 PM
Replies: 26
Views: 2,847
Posted By Ridgeplate
Stranded? I say work it into the theme. We can...

Stranded? I say work it into the theme.
We can get some derelict boat hulls for guest tables and make the
Meat Cake into a nice three masted schooner center piece (symbolizing freedom... Yeah,...
Forum: Politics 07-26-2006, 06:35 AM
Replies: 31
Views: 3,043
Posted By Ridgeplate
But we *are* just lumps of DNA. What these...

But we *are* just lumps of DNA. What these butt-scootching morons seem to be unable to grasp is that we are greater than the sum of our parts. Our physical composition no more defines us as aware...
Forum: Creative Expression 07-26-2006, 06:20 AM
Replies: 4
Views: 2,836
Posted By Ridgeplate
So it would appear. One of those tempermental...

So it would appear. One of those tempermental writers, I suppose.
Forum: Home Base 07-17-2006, 12:44 PM
Replies: 71
Views: 7,153
Posted By Ridgeplate
I think they've evolved a bit beyond that basic...

I think they've evolved a bit beyond that basic use. Plus, the top hat is a cover for drive hubs (trailer hubs, too) so I thought the double meaning might be appropriate for a trucker's dog.
Forum: Philosophy 07-17-2006, 12:31 PM
Replies: 86
Views: 10,266
Posted By Ridgeplate
As a recent historical corollary, one could ask...

As a recent historical corollary, one could ask how many men were in the Million Man March? So long as history names it such, the actual number won't really matter, as it's as much a symbol as...
Forum: Home Base 07-17-2006, 11:53 AM
Replies: 71
Views: 7,153
Posted By Ridgeplate
Clearly a trucker pup like that needs some class...

Clearly a trucker pup like that needs some class in her life.

Call her "TopHat"
Forum: Home Base 07-14-2006, 01:51 PM
Replies: 13
Views: 2,158
Posted By Ridgeplate
More like bad puns, such as: There was an...

More like bad puns, such as:

There was an aspiring Law-aur,
who went by the name, Melidasaur
the stuying was intense, and took many an haur,
and mentioned it was, to those of the Cellaur.
Best...
Forum: Current Events 07-14-2006, 01:26 PM
Replies: 340
Views: 25,527
Posted By Ridgeplate
I still think we should give the whole area to...

I still think we should give the whole area to China. If these people (I use the term loosely) can't get their collective shit together, then the whole region should be run by as a-religious a...
Forum: Home Base 07-14-2006, 10:07 AM
Replies: 13
Views: 2,158
Posted By Ridgeplate
We may have to bar you from this thread for...

We may have to bar you from this thread for that...


:angel:
Forum: Creative Expression 07-14-2006, 09:52 AM
Replies: 4
Views: 2,836
Posted By Ridgeplate
I second the opinion to drop the repetitions. ...

I second the opinion to drop the repetitions. They inturrupt the flow.
I also agree with the idea of dropping "lass".
Maybe:
I have waited too long for Someday
and I depart, in search...
...
Forum: Home Base 07-13-2006, 04:04 PM
Replies: 16
Views: 2,208
Posted By Ridgeplate
On a somewhat related note, I overheard this...

On a somewhat related note, I overheard this today:
"...have a mouth full of ethnicity, and I can't understand a word you say."
Forum: Home Base 07-13-2006, 03:57 PM
Replies: 74
Views: 7,052
Posted By Ridgeplate
Sweep the knee of the fat guy *using* Capt Kirk,...

Sweep the knee of the fat guy *using* Capt Kirk, not Picard. Kirk's got some mass of his own, while that silly Frenchie would just fold up around the big guy's kneecap.
Forum: Home Base 07-05-2006, 02:20 PM
Replies: 27
Views: 3,242
Posted By Ridgeplate
Quite true. The pumps are submerged and require...

Quite true. The pumps are submerged and require a certain amout of pressure to kick the pump relays (mileage may vary). The system I maintained turned over at around a two foot depth. The silo was...
Forum: Home Base 07-05-2006, 12:44 PM
Replies: 27
Views: 3,242
Posted By Ridgeplate
Best job: Current. I'm a systems engineer for...

Best job: Current. I'm a systems engineer for the University of South Florida. Campus life, no pressure, free classes. Hell, I play games during the day if I get bored. It'd be hard pressed to...
Forum: Arts & Entertainment 06-28-2006, 09:30 AM
Replies: 125
Views: 16,164
Posted By Ridgeplate
Yes, the book was amazing, but the movie? That...

Yes, the book was amazing, but the movie? That slime trailing bloated rat-fuck gastropod of a movie was *anything* but great. I'll give it a point or two for decent CGI, but otherwise, that thing...
Forum: Philosophy 06-27-2006, 09:13 PM
Replies: 16
Views: 3,430
Posted By Ridgeplate
I'd go for Gregory Efimovich Rasputin. You just...

I'd go for Gregory Efimovich Rasputin. You just *know* he was a riot at parties.

Alternately, I'd pick David Caruso's career. Might be tougher to contact than ole Rasputin, however, being rather...
Forum: Home Base 06-27-2006, 09:06 PM
Replies: 142
Views: 32,705
Posted By Ridgeplate
Hey, if they didn't want us to eat the Mr. Potato...

Hey, if they didn't want us to eat the Mr. Potato Head pieces, then they shouldn't have made them so damned tasty! I still remember that little hat...

Delicious!
Forum: Nothingland 06-27-2006, 02:40 PM
Replies: 31
Views: 18,409
Posted By Ridgeplate
I've got a pair of Birks and a pair of Tevas and...

I've got a pair of Birks and a pair of Tevas and both are quite comfy, although I think the Tevas are a bit better. That said, I *still* prefer bare feets. I do my best to keep from becoming a...
Forum: Health 06-27-2006, 02:36 PM
Replies: 294
Views: 49,514
Posted By Ridgeplate
Apologies for the length of this reply... ...

Apologies for the length of this reply...

Have you tried NLP? (Neuro Linguistic Programming) Quite a few people use it for commercial/corporate purposes, i.e. sales training, interpersonal...
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