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Forum: Image of the Day 02-10-2018, 11:40 AM
Replies: 7
Views: 568
Posted By newtimer
Notice how the one that says "Keep your pants on"...

Notice how the one that says "Keep your pants on" has a zipper, so she can cheat AND still keep her pants on.
Forum: Image of the Day 01-30-2018, 04:02 PM
Replies: 8
Views: 725
Posted By newtimer
A few years ago, I bought a new electric blanket...

A few years ago, I bought a new electric blanket at Target, with an electronic thermostat. Cost $100. Less than a year later, it stopped working. Chinese-made piece of crap.
Meanwhile, my mom's...
Forum: Image of the Day 01-27-2018, 11:13 AM
Replies: 17
Views: 941
Posted By newtimer
What did the mother buffalo say when her son left...

What did the mother buffalo say when her son left for college?
Forum: Image of the Day 01-11-2018, 12:43 AM
Replies: 13
Views: 799
Posted By newtimer
Ah, there he is. The problem is that many things...

Ah, there he is. The problem is that many things in this photo look like faces: the clump of grass in the top center looks like a grinning troll with spiky hair; the black dot on the far right looks...
Forum: Image of the Day 01-06-2018, 08:03 PM
Replies: 5
Views: 679
Posted By newtimer
"The top and second pictures are opposite teams."...

"The top and second pictures are opposite teams."
Nay, laddie. Look at:
- the other teammates pulling the rope. They're the same;
- the brown house with the green Halloween decoration in the...
Forum: Image of the Day 01-05-2018, 10:56 PM
Replies: 5
Views: 679
Posted By newtimer
Notice, in the top photo, the fellow in front,...

Notice, in the top photo, the fellow in front, wearing the turquoise jacket and black cap. In the second photo, the same gentleman is just standing there watching others do the work.
Wonder if his...
Forum: Image of the Day 12-28-2017, 09:23 AM
Replies: 3
Views: 640
Posted By newtimer
"If you’re North Korean, you can stay for as long...

"If you’re North Korean, you can stay for as long as you like without a visa."
Note for all North Koreans who are reading this cellar article: Kryrzjyskstan might not have the Bomb, but they do have...
Forum: Image of the Day 11-30-2017, 06:47 PM
Replies: 12
Views: 951
Posted By newtimer
Alternate title: Lazy cat sleeps all day.

Alternate title: Lazy cat sleeps all day.
Forum: Image of the Day 11-05-2017, 10:49 AM
Replies: 8
Views: 2,032
Posted By newtimer
My dad had one in the early '80s. We drove it all...

My dad had one in the early '80s. We drove it all over The Netherlands. It couldn't go through time, though, because we couldn't get it up to 88.
Forum: Image of the Day 10-31-2017, 05:12 PM
Replies: 6
Views: 2,303
Posted By newtimer
Those poor fish look in through the window and...

Those poor fish look in through the window and see people eating their friends and families that didn't escape the net? Horrible! Won't somebody think of the fish?!?
Forum: Image of the Day 10-27-2017, 09:25 AM
Replies: 4
Views: 2,427
Posted By newtimer
Dang it, Chinese people. Stop it!

Dang it, Chinese people. Stop it!
Forum: Image of the Day 09-16-2017, 06:31 PM
Replies: 10
Views: 1,910
Posted By newtimer
I prefer my houses be equipped with a toilet. And...

I prefer my houses be equipped with a toilet. And a shower. But I'm kind of snooty that way.
Forum: Image of the Day 07-24-2017, 10:29 AM
Replies: 16
Views: 2,869
Posted By newtimer
The super-rich aren't like the rest of us. They...

The super-rich aren't like the rest of us. They like that their "quaint city cottage" is drafty and smells like horse urine. It's what they pay for.
Forum: Image of the Day 02-15-2017, 02:15 AM
Replies: 9
Views: 1,482
Posted By newtimer
But why are there no bicycles parked there? Are...

But why are there no bicycles parked there? Are they forbidden?
Forum: Image of the Day 02-02-2017, 08:03 PM
Replies: 3
Views: 975
Posted By newtimer
I don't agree with their politics, but WOW......

I don't agree with their politics, but WOW... what a bunch a fine-looking women! Just look at those beautiful smiles. Too bad all the sexy ones are either taken or racist. Sigh.
Forum: Image of the Day 01-09-2017, 07:25 PM
Replies: 5
Views: 1,044
Posted By newtimer
Satan is holding back the catcher, preventing him...

Satan is holding back the catcher, preventing him from quite reaching home plate. The artist is explaining how the Red Sox runner was able to score. Perhaps Satan had some money riding on the game?
Forum: Image of the Day 10-28-2016, 07:40 PM
Replies: 6
Views: 1,391
Posted By newtimer
No, these are the SECOND-most expensive chips....

No, these are the SECOND-most expensive chips. The most expensive are the Pringles that are in the hotel room's mini-bar.
Forum: Image of the Day 06-04-2016, 12:12 AM
Replies: 14
Views: 2,317
Posted By newtimer
An era when people cared about their appearance...

An era when people cared about their appearance before leaving the house. Men took the time to tie a tie and put on a shirt with buttons; women wore women's clothing.
Why can't we bring that...
Forum: Image of the Day 02-21-2016, 10:09 AM
Replies: 8
Views: 1,691
Posted By newtimer
He lost BOTH of his legs? How? Two separate...

He lost BOTH of his legs? How? Two separate landmine incidents? Two surgery mismatches?
Forum: Image of the Day 09-07-2015, 10:22 PM
Replies: 6
Views: 1,568
Posted By newtimer
Thank you, 2nd amendment. (How different...

Thank you, 2nd amendment.

(How different would history unfold if the folks in Tiananmen square and other places had been able to shoot back?)
Forum: Image of the Day 07-23-2015, 01:36 AM
Replies: 2
Views: 1,583
Posted By newtimer
He's not smoking; he's playing pocket pool. His...

He's not smoking; he's playing pocket pool. His wife won't let him do that in the house.
Forum: Image of the Day 07-08-2015, 11:27 AM
Replies: 3
Views: 1,519
Posted By newtimer
"Beware of the giant cock..." Dang it,...

"Beware of the giant cock..."

Dang it, gravedigr. You just made me honk nachos out of my nose.
Forum: Image of the Day 05-28-2015, 05:09 PM
Replies: 16
Views: 4,579
Posted By newtimer
Another possibility: It's a bird turd stuck to...

Another possibility: It's a bird turd stuck to the telescope's lens.
Forum: Image of the Day 05-19-2015, 01:16 PM
Replies: 9
Views: 1,897
Posted By newtimer
See that bicycle in the back of the truck? I'd be...

See that bicycle in the back of the truck? I'd be more impressed if he used that. Up or down, rider's choice.
Forum: Image of the Day 02-01-2015, 03:22 PM
Replies: 10
Views: 2,601
Posted By newtimer
I don't know who wrote the caption, but I...

I don't know who wrote the caption, but I wouldn't consider her a three. Based on her figure, she's at least an eight.
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