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Forum: Nothingland 02-19-2018, 06:37 PM
Replies: 1,297
Views: 132,523
Posted By lumberjim
If i had meant Fuck you, I'd have said it. ...

If i had meant Fuck you, I'd have said it.

Now how bout you butt the fuck out.
Forum: Food and Drink 02-19-2018, 01:11 PM
Replies: 11
Views: 554
Posted By lumberjim
I thought they had changed the name of Samoas due...

I thought they had changed the name of Samoas due to some misguided PC Bullshite. Now I realize it's just the commies in my region choosing to distribute inferior cookies to save a thin dime. ...
Forum: Image of the Day 02-19-2018, 01:06 PM
Replies: 3
Views: 389
Posted By lumberjim
that's amazing. even if it's cloning.... good...

that's amazing. even if it's cloning.... good one, xospruce!
Forum: Nothingland 02-19-2018, 11:13 AM
Replies: 1,297
Views: 132,523
Posted By lumberjim
If you want to talk to me, i'd prefer you text...

If you want to talk to me, i'd prefer you text than post stalky comments on this forum or any public site like bookface or the HD forum. I don't know where you got the idea that i wanted you to talk...
Forum: Sports 02-19-2018, 09:43 AM
Replies: 14
Views: 537
Posted By lumberjim
oh damn. i lolled. what's plan b?

oh damn. i lolled. what's plan b?
Forum: Arts & Entertainment 02-14-2018, 09:15 AM
Replies: 12
Views: 283
Posted By lumberjim
If you're a Spotify listener, they did a thing at...

If you're a Spotify listener, they did a thing at the new year, where it gave you the 100 songs you played most from 2017. My #1 was 'A Comet Appears' by the shins. I just heard that first in 16...
Forum: Home Base 02-13-2018, 07:18 PM
Replies: 14
Views: 1,007
Posted By lumberjim
I say that when I get a good parking spot. ...

I say that when I get a good parking spot.

oh, and the last few nights, we've seen wild turkeys roosting in a tree down the way a bit. Hard to pick out in the dark, but if you look for them,...
Forum: Sports 02-12-2018, 05:21 PM
Replies: 14
Views: 537
Posted By lumberjim
way cool. It goes without saying, that the...

way cool. It goes without saying, that the griffs are the coolest, but I'm saying it anyway.
Forum: Cellar Meta 02-08-2018, 08:43 PM
Replies: 31
Views: 875
Posted By lumberjim
She wasn't actually on fire. Her dress was just...

She wasn't actually on fire. Her dress was just orange. and 'cow' is not very nice.
Forum: Food and Drink 02-08-2018, 05:05 PM
Replies: 18
Views: 460
Posted By lumberjim
Amanda took the apple off...

Amanda took the apple off...
Forum: Food and Drink 02-08-2018, 03:52 PM
Replies: 18
Views: 460
Posted By lumberjim
I made Bitchin' Veggie Bagels yesterday. Been a...

I made Bitchin' Veggie Bagels yesterday. Been a while

Bagel
slice of apple 1/2"
slice of red onion 1/4"
thin sliced cukes, 3-4
schmear of cream cheese on both halves of the bagel
blop of...
Forum: Food and Drink 02-08-2018, 10:16 AM
Replies: 13
Views: 362
Posted By lumberjim
I like egg white. less salty than the scrambled...

I like egg white. less salty than the scrambled they serve, too.
Forum: Food and Drink 02-06-2018, 05:53 PM
Replies: 13
Views: 362
Posted By lumberjim
Wawa: Egg white, pepper jack, shredded steak...

Wawa:

Egg white, pepper jack, shredded steak (like in a cheesesteak) spinach, salsa.

The old chic fila burrito:

Chopped nuggets, shredded cheddar, grilled onion and green pepper, salsa.
Forum: Sports 02-06-2018, 03:53 PM
Replies: 42
Views: 1,014
Posted By lumberjim
And he called in to WIP this morning

And he called in to WIP this morning
Forum: Food and Drink 02-05-2018, 07:00 PM
Replies: 18
Views: 460
Posted By lumberjim
Mike Ehrmantraut likes a nice Pimento sammich. ...

Mike Ehrmantraut likes a nice Pimento sammich.

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that's one in the paper bag on the curb.
Forum: Nothingland 02-04-2018, 02:24 AM
Replies: 23
Views: 562
Posted By lumberjim
1) Have you ever shaved your head? No, but i...

1) Have you ever shaved your head? No, but i dreamed i tried and failed.


2) Flip Flops or Sandals?
Sandals. Don't like things between my toes.

3) What was the most common first name among...
Forum: Sports 02-03-2018, 09:35 PM
Replies: 42
Views: 1,014
Posted By lumberjim
Fucking nerds. Except Tony

Fucking nerds.

Except Tony
Forum: Nothingland 02-01-2018, 07:33 PM
Replies: 1,297
Views: 132,523
Posted By lumberjim
It snowed some, but didn't stick much. I had the...

It snowed some, but didn't stick much. I had the bike out a couple of sundays ago. Now it's cold again. Ready for that whistle pig to say it'll be an early spring.
Forum: Nothingland 01-24-2018, 01:15 PM
Replies: 1,789
Views: 264,022
Posted By lumberjim
If you smell a fart, you've inhaled poop...

If you smell a fart, you've inhaled poop molecules.
Forum: Cities and Travel 01-23-2018, 08:10 PM
Replies: 127
Views: 4,488
Posted By lumberjim
So no? Wanna go camping?

So no?




Wanna go camping?
Forum: Cities and Travel 01-23-2018, 03:15 PM
Replies: 127
Views: 4,488
Posted By lumberjim
If you went camping, and woke up with your pants...

If you went camping, and woke up with your pants down and Vaseline on your bum, would you tell anyone?
Forum: Cities and Travel 01-17-2018, 01:34 PM
Replies: 127
Views: 4,488
Posted By lumberjim
Play with the pot!

Play with the pot!
Forum: Current Events 01-17-2018, 01:09 AM
Replies: 155
Views: 4,630
Posted By lumberjim
I'm thinking she didn't effectively let him know...

I'm thinking she didn't effectively let him know she didn't like it, or changed her mind after about liking it..... Or the whole thing was a set up to get DanaC to write another million words about...
Forum: Current Events 01-16-2018, 11:52 PM
Replies: 155
Views: 4,630
Posted By lumberjim
How do you allow someone to stick their fingers...

How do you allow someone to stick their fingers down your throat repeatedly against your will. Wouldn't you pretty much just close your mouth after the first time?
Forum: Current Events 01-16-2018, 08:46 AM
Replies: 155
Views: 4,630
Posted By lumberjim
$$Cash tag?

$$Cash tag?
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