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Forum: Nothingland 06-21-2018, 06:32 PM
Replies: 1,341
Views: 150,124
Posted By lumberjim
Maybe a raised flower bed to cover that spot...

Maybe a raised flower bed to cover that spot where the dogwood died....

Ok, cut some boards, get a half barrel and strip the stain off the top ring. Paint them three shades of blue...
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Forum: Creative Expression 06-21-2018, 05:12 PM
Replies: 182
Views: 28,063
Posted By lumberjim
Good band name. Wicked Imposter Syndrome

Good band name. Wicked Imposter Syndrome
Forum: Creative Expression 06-21-2018, 12:22 AM
Replies: 182
Views: 28,063
Posted By lumberjim
I've heard it said that the only thing that...

I've heard it said that the only thing that improves with age is your voice. My dad always had kind of an off nasaley voice, kind of restrained... but in the last 4 or 5 years, he's been doing the...
Forum: Home Base 06-20-2018, 11:22 PM
Replies: 5,691
Views: 4,632,885
Posted By lumberjim
Oh boy that was cruel. Loong lo ong maaa aaa...

Oh boy that was cruel.

Loong lo ong maaa aaa aaan.

I'll never forgive you
Forum: Cellar Meta 06-20-2018, 11:14 PM
Replies: 2,753
Views: 769,762
Posted By lumberjim
Don't worry the manatees are plaided....

Don't worry the manatees are plaided. https://uploads.tapatalk-cdn.com/20180621/c2d38463b8863921a870590710b18ee6.jpg
Forum: Relationships 06-15-2018, 09:43 AM
Replies: 14
Views: 433
Posted By lumberjim
It's disappointing when a buddy makes himself...

It's disappointing when a buddy makes himself look like that. I had a go round with a former high school friend because he said something like that about obama after Trump won the election. Turns...
Forum: Parenting 06-15-2018, 09:37 AM
Replies: 363
Views: 65,561
Posted By lumberjim
That's how their story will start when they tell...

That's how their story will start when they tell their kids about how they got together.
Forum: Nothingland 06-10-2018, 05:59 PM
Replies: 6,550
Views: 1,275,739
Posted By lumberjim
Sandwich cream? You mean Miracle Whip?

Sandwich cream?

You mean Miracle Whip?
Forum: Current Events 06-07-2018, 03:35 PM
Replies: 10
Views: 394
Posted By lumberjim
I was following until that last sentence. Why...

I was following until that last sentence. Why did you lie to him?
Forum: Creative Expression 06-07-2018, 01:09 PM
Replies: 474
Views: 103,356
Posted By lumberjim
http://www.cellar.org/attachment.php?attachmentid=...

http://www.cellar.org/attachment.php?attachmentid=1954&stc=1&d=1072653235


come quite a way since 2003
Forum: Nothingland 06-07-2018, 09:04 AM
Replies: 1,341
Views: 150,124
Posted By lumberjim
Graduation. Three of the speakers quoted the...

Graduation. Three of the speakers quoted the same exact line from Alan Alda. And the band sounded like crap through the P A system. Ripley got her name in the program for her art award, but i got...
Forum: Arts & Entertainment 06-05-2018, 12:55 AM
Replies: 7
Views: 319
Posted By lumberjim
There was a space

There was a space
Forum: Nothingland 06-05-2018, 12:51 AM
Replies: 34
Views: 785
Posted By lumberjim
No more yanky my wanky Z

No more yanky my wanky


Z
Forum: Arts & Entertainment 06-04-2018, 05:52 PM
Replies: 7
Views: 319
Posted By lumberjim
hey, slow down with the links man

hey, slow down with the links man
Forum: Health 06-04-2018, 03:09 PM
Replies: 9
Views: 568
Posted By lumberjim
As I recall, it was Taupe Frost Metallic. And a...

As I recall, it was Taupe Frost Metallic. And a Grand Cherokee, not a Commander ;0


I wish I could remember what he had written on it. We found it parked in the shopping center next to the...
Forum: Health 06-04-2018, 11:22 AM
Replies: 9
Views: 568
Posted By lumberjim
I remember when I worked at Jeep, we had a guy...

I remember when I worked at Jeep, we had a guy buy a new Grand Cherokee. The car got re-poed a few months later and it was covered in writing. He used white out. He was in a mental facility when...
Forum: Image of the Day 06-02-2018, 01:50 PM
Replies: 12
Views: 465
Posted By lumberjim
it'll be neat when thing begin to grow around them

it'll be neat when thing begin to grow around them
Forum: Home Base 06-02-2018, 01:49 PM
Replies: 209
Views: 28,809
Posted By lumberjim
that's where all the dicks hang out

that's where all the dicks hang out
Forum: Cities and Travel 06-02-2018, 12:23 PM
Replies: 9
Views: 400
Posted By lumberjim
I blame Trump

I blame Trump
Forum: Nothingland 06-02-2018, 12:11 PM
Replies: 8
Views: 407
Posted By lumberjim
1) What is the most creative thing you ever...

1) What is the most creative thing you ever remember doing with yarn or string?
made a 2 ended noose to carry my water bottle


2) Was that a little too involved for the first question?


not...
Forum: Nothingland 06-02-2018, 11:21 AM
Replies: 34
Views: 785
Posted By lumberjim
Killed a second human L

Killed a second human


L
Forum: Home Base 06-01-2018, 05:16 PM
Replies: 209
Views: 28,809
Posted By lumberjim
looking back, it always seems to work out. but...

looking back, it always seems to work out. but that's because you looked ahead.
Forum: Nothingland 06-01-2018, 05:07 PM
Replies: 34
Views: 785
Posted By lumberjim
nope I've never Dude111'ed

nope


I've never Dude111'ed
Forum: Nothingland 06-01-2018, 03:00 PM
Replies: 34
Views: 785
Posted By lumberjim
Buttfucked Flint in the mouth

Buttfucked Flint in the mouth
Forum: Nothingland 06-01-2018, 02:57 PM
Replies: 1,341
Views: 150,124
Posted By lumberjim
She's going to USciences in Phila. She has...

She's going to USciences in Phila. She has talked about doing medical illustration, but I've been trying to dissuade her from that. Not a lot of work out there for that. She has far surpassed...
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