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Forum: Nothingland 06-22-2018, 10:28 AM
Replies: 1,566
Views: 376,018
Posted By Clodfobble
Mr. Clod got a resume from a guy with an annoying...

Mr. Clod got a resume from a guy with an annoying double name--think John Johnson or Peter Petersburg. But to make things worse, he learned at the interview that the guy's first name is pronounced...
Forum: Nothingland 06-22-2018, 10:21 AM
Replies: 1,030
Views: 139,783
Posted By Clodfobble
That's awesome. I'm glad that he was able to...

That's awesome. I'm glad that he was able to figure out a way to make it work even with his lawyerin' obligations. Seems like everyone's really on board with making this happen for the kids no matter...
Forum: Nothingland 06-22-2018, 10:19 AM
Replies: 1,341
Views: 150,124
Posted By Clodfobble
I was questioning the barrel at first, but now...

I was questioning the barrel at first, but now that I see the final result, it makes sense. I like it!


Also, the mushroom thing looks like a wiener.
Forum: Politics 06-21-2018, 09:48 AM
Replies: 279
Views: 22,857
Posted By Clodfobble
My father has wisely not mentioned the name...

My father has wisely not mentioned the name Trump, or anything to do with national politics, in at least six months. All he has left to rant about is how California is going bankrupt because of those...
Forum: Home Base 06-21-2018, 09:40 AM
Replies: 5,691
Views: 4,632,885
Posted By Clodfobble
But you'll think of me often.

But you'll think of me often.
Forum: Food and Drink 06-20-2018, 04:25 PM
Replies: 579
Views: 129,635
Posted By Clodfobble
Stir fried pork, cucumber, and a runny fried egg...

Stir fried pork, cucumber, and a runny fried egg over rice with fish sauce and sriracha.

An excellent way to celebrate the completion of my colonoscopy this morning.
Forum: Politics 06-20-2018, 04:17 PM
Replies: 279
Views: 22,857
Posted By Clodfobble
About fucking time.

About fucking time.
Forum: Home Base 06-20-2018, 04:03 PM
Replies: 5,691
Views: 4,632,885
Posted By Clodfobble
A series of Japanese commercials--worth it to...

A series of Japanese commercials--worth it to watch to the end:

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Forum: Current Events 06-20-2018, 03:59 PM
Replies: 7
Views: 169
Posted By Clodfobble
Fun fact: the bill originally passed in the House...

Fun fact: the bill originally passed in the House of Commons with a typo, and thus legalized cannibalism...
Forum: The Internet 06-19-2018, 01:02 PM
Replies: 1,842
Views: 407,797
Posted By Clodfobble
Texas (or at least Austin) has been doing this...

Texas (or at least Austin) has been doing this thing for a few years now where they keep a running total on the big Amber Alert signs when there's no Amber Alert going on. "1,257 people have died on...
Forum: Parenting 06-19-2018, 07:27 AM
Replies: 363
Views: 65,561
Posted By Clodfobble
I don't understand what I'm looking at. Is he...

I don't understand what I'm looking at. Is he grinding a knife blade from scratch?
Forum: Image of the Day 06-16-2018, 10:04 PM
Replies: 1
Views: 146
Posted By Clodfobble
My guess would actually be the zoos put them up,...

My guess would actually be the zoos put them up, rather than the construction companies. Zoos have a long history of clever signage...
Forum: Politics 06-16-2018, 12:01 AM
Replies: 279
Views: 22,857
Posted By Clodfobble
My bad, I got his other convictions mixed up with...

My bad, I got his other convictions mixed up with this one. Should have said he was charged in a court of law with a giant stack of white-vs-minority applications plus witnesses as evidence, and...
Forum: Quality Images and Videos 06-15-2018, 04:02 PM
Replies: 156
Views: 24,055
Posted By Clodfobble
Pretty!

Pretty!
Forum: The Internet 06-15-2018, 06:44 AM
Replies: 1,842
Views: 407,797
Posted By Clodfobble
A hurricane, cyclone, and typhoon are all the...

A hurricane, cyclone, and typhoon are all the same thing except for where they make landfall. Pacific Northwest and Atlantic are hurricanes, Eastern Pacific is a cyclone, and Southeast Pacific and...
Forum: Politics 06-15-2018, 06:30 AM
Replies: 279
Views: 22,857
Posted By Clodfobble
Trump was convicted in a court of law of writing...

Trump was convicted in a court of law of writing a C on the applications of black residents to his building(s) in New York. He's a straight up racist.
Forum: Politics 06-13-2018, 06:19 PM
Replies: 279
Views: 22,857
Posted By Clodfobble
I do find it a little weird that everyone's...

I do find it a little weird that everyone's wringing their hands over what Trump agreed to. When has Trump ever followed through on an agreement he made? The consequences of being known as a liar in...
Forum: The Internet 06-13-2018, 12:38 PM
Replies: 1,842
Views: 407,797
Posted By Clodfobble
Go Texas--lit up in all six categories!

Go Texas--lit up in all six categories!
Forum: Nothingland 06-11-2018, 09:32 PM
Replies: 1,867
Views: 292,701
Posted By Clodfobble
Bummer. Is it salvageable, or are we talking a...

Bummer. Is it salvageable, or are we talking a major consequences kind of crash-and-burn?
Forum: Nothingland 06-11-2018, 07:09 AM
Replies: 1,867
Views: 292,701
Posted By Clodfobble
There's no taste buds in your asshole, either,...

There's no taste buds in your asshole, either, but that doesn't stop it from burning when you shit out too-spicy food.

Anyway, Grav--the internet says black pepper is hot from the compound...
Forum: Quality Images and Videos 06-10-2018, 07:29 AM
Replies: 1,956
Views: 311,744
Posted By Clodfobble
Maybe the trailer is on its way to Universal...

Maybe the trailer is on its way to Universal Studios?
Forum: Image of the Day 06-10-2018, 07:25 AM
Replies: 7
Views: 363
Posted By Clodfobble
Kind of hard to figure the square footage with...

Kind of hard to figure the square footage with all the stuff, but given that it's Brooklyn, I'm thinking the answer to all the questions is, "She got money, yo."
Forum: Nothingland 06-09-2018, 12:29 PM
Replies: 1,030
Views: 139,783
Posted By Clodfobble
Costco enrages me. Nearly everything about it is...

Costco enrages me. Nearly everything about it is Discounters Theater.


Oh, the meat is cheaper? Yeah--because it comes in packages of 1 and 1/3 pounds. No recipe calls for 1 and 1/3 pounds. The...
Forum: Arts & Entertainment 06-09-2018, 06:18 AM
Replies: 18
Views: 932
Posted By Clodfobble
"Duck" [emoji38]

"Duck" [emoji38]
Forum: Nothingland 06-08-2018, 02:51 PM
Replies: 1,030
Views: 139,783
Posted By Clodfobble
You know, I'm starting to think there just might...

You know, I'm starting to think there just might be something to this whole ingenuity and determination stuff.
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