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Forum: Nothingland 01-06-2019, 07:04 PM
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Posted By sexobon
I haven't ever had a stockpile of propper size...

I haven't ever had a stockpile of propper size slippers slip my mind after buying a shit ton on sale.

TTTTTT
Forum: Nothingland 01-06-2019, 07:03 PM
Replies: 309
Views: 27,289
Posted By sexobon
I haven't ever really roamed recklessly through...

I haven't ever really roamed recklessly through the Rockies.

SSSS
Forum: Nothingland 12-31-2018, 11:30 PM
Replies: 309
Views: 27,289
Posted By sexobon
I haven't ever kneaded Kim Kardashian's knockers....

I haven't ever kneaded Kim Kardashian's knockers.


LLLL
Forum: Nothingland 12-27-2018, 04:09 PM
Replies: 309
Views: 27,289
Posted By sexobon
I haven't previously paid a porn star for a...

I haven't previously paid a porn star for a private performance.


(but there's a first time for everything)

QQQQQ
Forum: Nothingland 12-16-2018, 12:24 PM
Replies: 309
Views: 27,289
Posted By sexobon
I haven't ever before babbled Buffalo buffalo...

I haven't ever before babbled Buffalo buffalo Buffalo buffalo buffalo buffalo Buffalo buffalo. (https://simple.wikipedia.org/wiki/Buffalo_buffalo_Buffalo_buffalo_buffalo_buffalo_Buffalo_buffalo)
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Forum: Nothingland 12-09-2018, 11:20 AM
Replies: 309
Views: 27,289
Posted By sexobon
I haven't ever groped a glamorous gal at a gala. ...

I haven't ever groped a glamorous gal at a gala.

HHHH
Forum: Nothingland 12-05-2018, 05:35 PM
Replies: 309
Views: 27,289
Posted By sexobon
Thank you for elaborating. I haven't ever...

Thank you for elaborating.

I haven't ever queried a quote from the Queen.

R
Forum: Nothingland 11-29-2018, 05:26 PM
Replies: 309
Views: 27,289
Posted By sexobon
I suppose that would include any Dirty Dogs.

I suppose that would include any Dirty Dogs.
Forum: Nothingland 11-29-2018, 12:13 AM
Replies: 309
Views: 27,289
Posted By sexobon
I haven't ever actually been to the Better...

I haven't ever actually been to the Better Business Bureau.

(bbbb!)

CCC

(Nobody even noticed I skipped Y. I didn't think they would.)
Forum: Nothingland 11-28-2018, 09:23 PM
Replies: 309
Views: 27,289
Posted By sexobon
I haven't ever zonked a Z Monster.

I haven't ever zonked a Z Monster.
Forum: Nothingland 11-25-2018, 11:30 AM
Replies: 309
Views: 27,289
Posted By sexobon
I haven't ever keelhauled anyone's keister.

I haven't ever keelhauled anyone's keister.
Forum: Nothingland 11-23-2018, 10:40 PM
Replies: 309
Views: 27,289
Posted By sexobon
I haven't ever even! F

I haven't ever even!

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Forum: Nothingland 11-23-2018, 11:26 AM
Replies: 309
Views: 27,289
Posted By sexobon
I haven't ever baffled 'em with bullshit … or...

I haven't ever baffled 'em with bullshit … or have I?

C
Forum: Nothingland 11-22-2018, 11:55 PM
Replies: 309
Views: 27,289
Posted By sexobon
Tell him what, that's it's streaked and not...

Tell him what, that's it's streaked and not zipped? Maybe he's talkin' 'bout going across town naked on a zip-line. You never know about these things.
Forum: Nothingland 11-19-2018, 05:35 PM
Replies: 309
Views: 27,289
Posted By sexobon
I haven't ever picked a peck of pickled peppers. ...

I haven't ever picked a peck of pickled peppers.

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Forum: Nothingland 11-18-2018, 05:05 PM
Replies: 309
Views: 27,289
Posted By sexobon
I haven't ever laid a lesbian. M

I haven't ever laid a lesbian.

M
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