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Forum: Current Events 03-30-2019, 06:58 PM
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Posted By Urbane Guerrilla
V, quit it. I know something about gunhandling...

V, quit it. I know something about gunhandling that you do not. You are not -- have you ever been? -- at all willing to learn the something, are you now? That does not oblige me to emulate you.
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Forum: Current Events 03-30-2019, 06:28 PM
Replies: 25
Views: 754
Posted By Urbane Guerrilla
Yep. And I frequently "fair to middlin'." ...

Yep.

And I frequently "fair to middlin'." Nobody blinks.

"Fair to partly cloudy" is a variant I haven't heard since my Navy days.
Forum: Politics 03-29-2019, 07:20 PM
Replies: 12
Views: 550
Posted By Urbane Guerrilla
It's a position variation on twerking, is it?...

It's a position variation on twerking, is it? :right:
Forum: Politics 03-29-2019, 07:13 PM
Replies: 17
Views: 620
Posted By Urbane Guerrilla
{waves @ everyone} Flint, well, yeah... And...

{waves @ everyone}

Flint, well, yeah... And it's always fun to be literarily apposite.

Slang, dunno so well about that. I live in Ventura County in So.Cal. and I'm pretty tiradey myself.
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Forum: Current Events 03-29-2019, 07:07 PM
Replies: 4,087
Views: 1,001,419
Posted By Urbane Guerrilla
Thumbs down Oh, those words have been marked for decades. ...

Oh, those words have been marked for decades.

And it doesn't happen. Hasn't happened. Isn't going to. Can't happen. But you do have to be au courant with the world to realize that.

That...
Forum: Current Events 03-29-2019, 06:53 PM
Replies: 4,087
Views: 1,001,419
Posted By Urbane Guerrilla
Or even, in effect "Thou shalt not carry in aid...

Or even, in effect "Thou shalt not carry in aid of a crime." That's pretty much Vermont's.
Forum: Current Events 03-29-2019, 06:49 PM
Replies: 16
Views: 1,964
Posted By Urbane Guerrilla
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Brilliant_Light_Powe...

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Brilliant_Light_Power#Criticism
Forum: Current Events 03-29-2019, 06:44 PM
Replies: 1,831
Views: 288,679
Posted By Urbane Guerrilla
Are you really sure you want to include zucchini...

Are you really sure you want to include zucchini in your plan for world domination? Edible Triffids, those things. You could feed, like, three or four Chinese Red Army platoons (several hordes per,...
Forum: Current Events 03-29-2019, 06:37 PM
Replies: 25
Views: 754
Posted By Urbane Guerrilla
"Good enough not to overthink a social formula...

"Good enough not to overthink a social formula into exhaustion. And you?"

Micropassive-microaggressive, I suppose.
Forum: Home Base 03-29-2019, 06:20 PM
Replies: 83
Views: 5,598
Posted By Urbane Guerrilla
Stroke... hmm... it's probably a good thing that...

Stroke... hmm... it's probably a good thing that coxswain is pronounced "cox'n."

("Stroke! Stroke! Stroke! Stroke! . . .")
Forum: Home Base 03-29-2019, 06:13 PM
Replies: 34
Views: 1,562
Posted By Urbane Guerrilla
I listen for signs of a boiler room/coldcall...

I listen for signs of a boiler room/coldcall center right off. If I get the sign, the caller gets short shrift and silent. Punctuated by the sound of a hang-up. They don't seem to call back...
Forum: Politics 03-28-2019, 10:50 PM
Replies: 17
Views: 620
Posted By Urbane Guerrilla
AOC embodies the Orwellian "duckspeak." I've...

AOC embodies the Orwellian "duckspeak." I've never before encountered it so thoroughly.
Forum: Food and Drink 03-28-2019, 10:46 PM
Replies: 1,078
Views: 147,559
Posted By Urbane Guerrilla
Of the Islays, Finlaggan is unique. They taste...

Of the Islays, Finlaggan is unique. They taste of the smoke; Finlaggan tastes of the fire.
Forum: Food and Drink 03-28-2019, 10:30 PM
Replies: 3
Views: 372
Posted By Urbane Guerrilla
IKR, fargon? Jumbo pitted black olive fingers......

IKR, fargon? Jumbo pitted black olive fingers...

Some nimble hands with a paring knife cut black olives into segments like those of an orange and insert these into suitable cuts in Brussels...
Forum: Food and Drink 03-28-2019, 10:21 PM
Replies: 1,078
Views: 147,559
Posted By Urbane Guerrilla
4-pack of Reed's Extra Ginger Brew. It's strong....

4-pack of Reed's Extra Ginger Brew. It's strong.

Separately: Shackleton Blended Malt. Named for and copied after the famous Antarctic explorer. Seems his team mislaid a case of Scotch which...
Forum: Current Events 03-28-2019, 10:10 PM
Replies: 1,831
Views: 288,679
Posted By Urbane Guerrilla
Trying to figure where to stow all that extra...

Trying to figure where to stow all that extra water.

It'd take one hell of a pipe to get it all to the Colorado River. From there, dry SoCal can stick its straw in.

A vast -- even a half-vast...
Forum: Current Events 03-28-2019, 10:03 PM
Replies: 4,087
Views: 1,001,419
Posted By Urbane Guerrilla
The world you both dwell in includes permitless...

The world you both dwell in includes permitless Vermont. You know -- totally famous for those mass massacres over syrup rustling 'n' shit. Yeah.

One of you is ignoring the observable phenomena....
Forum: Current Events 03-28-2019, 09:44 PM
Replies: 16
Views: 1,964
Posted By Urbane Guerrilla
See if you can get hold of a copy of Yes, We Have...

See if you can get hold of a copy of Yes, We Have No Neutrons. While the cold-fusion chapter of the book could use some expatiation of just what the source of trillions of neutrons per cold-fusion...
Forum: Home Base 03-28-2019, 09:32 PM
Replies: 5,852
Views: 5,039,504
Posted By Urbane Guerrilla
"The unemployed jester = nobody's fool."

"The unemployed jester = nobody's fool."
Forum: Food and Drink 09-19-2018, 01:51 AM
Replies: 19
Views: 1,099
Posted By Urbane Guerrilla
Mule and Bruce, you two are Very Very...

Mule and Bruce, you two are Very Very Frightening.
At least, if you fly by in that order.

https://www.reddit.com/r/aviation/comments/560tik/very_very_frightening/

Now, it's updated!!...
Forum: Home Base 06-28-2018, 12:25 PM
Replies: 1,775
Views: 397,006
Posted By Urbane Guerrilla
Nah. He had smarts, and wisdom also. ...

Nah. He had smarts, and wisdom also.

Smarts and wisdom are the reasons I have ceased to vote for Democrats or progressives, who are progressive only of the insensate power of the State. This...
Forum: Food and Drink 06-28-2018, 11:45 AM
Replies: 382
Views: 51,434
Posted By Urbane Guerrilla
Talking No he didn't. :D

No he didn't. :D
Forum: Arts & Entertainment 06-28-2018, 11:38 AM
Replies: 14
Views: 793
Posted By Urbane Guerrilla
Would anyone, then, actually go? Who...

Would anyone, then, actually go? Who commissioned a fun-sucker to draw up such a list?
Forum: Politics 06-28-2018, 11:35 AM
Replies: 594
Views: 61,328
Posted By Urbane Guerrilla
Pfffft. Curtis Cook.

Curtis Cook wasn't even alive when JFK or RFK were shot. He lands in that "average age 27 and doesn't know anything" demographic.

Now everybody knows he's a clotpoll who posts his emotions just...
Forum: Philosophy 05-11-2018, 03:09 AM
Replies: 11
Views: 4,276
Posted By Urbane Guerrilla
And probably of rehearsal.

And probably of rehearsal.
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