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Forum: Cellar Meta 01-18-2019, 08:13 PM
Replies: 25
Views: 328
Posted By monster
I like keeping them separate. How can we bitch...

I like keeping them separate. How can we bitch about people in our real lives if there's a chance they'll follow us here from Social Bleedia? Or share personal feeling that may hurt or worry our...
Forum: Quality Images and Videos 01-18-2019, 04:36 AM
Replies: 17
Views: 395
Posted By monster
I feel like I've left the highway and hopped on...

I feel like I've left the highway and hopped on the Bullet Train :(
Forum: Quality Images and Videos 01-17-2019, 09:43 PM
Replies: 17
Views: 395
Posted By monster
My daughter (the photographer) prefers this one,...

My daughter (the photographer) prefers this one, but I'm not a fan of the chins and wrinkles :(

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Forum: Quality Images and Videos 01-17-2019, 09:41 PM
Replies: 17
Views: 395
Posted By monster
Technically this was 2018 but RFamonthago ...

Technically this was 2018 but RFamonthago

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Forum: Cellar Meta 01-13-2019, 10:31 PM
Replies: 2,788
Views: 803,835
Posted By monster
nice one! The Cellar: An online sing-a-long...

nice one!

The Cellar: An online sing-a-long for the tone-deaf
Forum: Home Base 01-10-2019, 11:43 PM
Replies: 29
Views: 621
Posted By monster
And now you've just doomed him to instant death...

And now you've just doomed him to instant death or immortality :lol:
Forum: Cellar Meta 01-06-2019, 10:35 PM
Replies: 5
Views: 199
Posted By monster
Several. All inflatable :eek: Also a couple of...

Several. All inflatable :eek: Also a couple of wheelbarrows. and a drone or two.
Forum: Nothingland 01-06-2019, 10:33 PM
Replies: 1,596
Views: 404,613
Posted By monster
well also you have never had terminal fucking...

well also you have never had terminal fucking cancer with unpleasant palliative treatments that require suddenly acquiring a shit ton of medical supplies and needing somewhere to put them either.
Forum: Nothingland 01-06-2019, 06:14 PM
Replies: 1,596
Views: 404,613
Posted By monster
I have a choice/am walking a fine line between...

I have a choice/am walking a fine line between being miserable and mildly amused so I'm posting this here and hoping that will win out ...

Towards the end, Beest's slippers were dying to a point...
Forum: Home Base 01-06-2019, 05:42 PM
Replies: 29
Views: 621
Posted By monster
but in the article he said the docs said they...

but in the article he said the docs said they expect him to live a while yet
Forum: Home Base 01-05-2019, 08:23 PM
Replies: 29
Views: 621
Posted By monster
Billy Connolly's not dead yet...

Billy Connolly's not dead yet (https://www.bbc.com/news/uk-scotland-46769046)
Forum: Home Base 01-05-2019, 07:54 PM
Replies: 3,079
Views: 679,963
Posted By monster
If she's a good stripper and works in a joint...

If she's a good stripper and works in a joint full of overweight middle-aged men, she could probably combine the two....
Forum: Nothingland 01-05-2019, 07:52 PM
Replies: 11
Views: 322
Posted By monster
those have a lot of syllables! when we move...

those have a lot of syllables!

when we move to making our own:
A syllable short of a military euphemism

Cellar-specific:
a dead hobo without a fish
a tw short of a politics forum
more lol...
Forum: Nothingland 01-05-2019, 02:55 PM
Replies: 11
Views: 322
Posted By monster
it occurred to me not all of these are actually...

it occurred to me not all of these are actually euphemisms e.g. "Dumber than a box of rocks") but they are still interesting, although I prefer the straight-up euphemisms. Carry on ;)
Forum: Nothingland 01-05-2019, 12:36 PM
Replies: 11
Views: 322
Posted By monster
Thick as two short planks Sandwich short of a...

Thick as two short planks
Sandwich short of a picnic
Not the sharpest tool in the shed
Dumber than a box of rocks
Two bricks short of a full load
Tuppence short of a bob.
Not the full shilling....
Forum: Nothingland 01-05-2019, 11:48 AM
Replies: 11
Views: 322
Posted By monster
Thick as two short planks Sandwich short of a...

Thick as two short planks
Sandwich short of a picnic
Not the sharpest tool in the shed
Dumber than a box of rocks
Two bricks short of a full load
Tuppence short of a bob.
Not the full shilling....
Forum: Nothingland 01-04-2019, 09:05 PM
Replies: 1,957
Views: 323,773
Posted By monster
my one drive is empty :(

my one drive is empty :(
Forum: Nothingland 01-04-2019, 09:00 PM
Replies: 1,957
Views: 323,773
Posted By monster
his one drive account was disabled. Lack of use....

his one drive account was disabled. Lack of use. :/ I guess I could investigate further, thanks
Forum: Nothingland 01-04-2019, 05:25 PM
Replies: 11
Views: 322
Posted By monster
Thick as two short planks

sayings for being a bit stupid..... go

(copy list and add....)

Thick as two short planks
Sandwich short of a picnic
Not the sharpest tool in the shed
Dumber than a box of rocks
Two bricks...
Forum: Home Base 01-03-2019, 02:04 PM
Replies: 29
Views: 621
Posted By monster
Ooh Liza Minelli's a good one. I thought about...

Ooh Liza Minelli's a good one. I thought about adding her a while back and then completely forgot about it. oh well
Forum: Nothingland 01-02-2019, 09:19 PM
Replies: 1,957
Views: 323,773
Posted By monster
It just gets worse. we are doing the FAFSAs and...

It just gets worse. we are doing the FAFSAs and the motherfuckers are double dipping from what i can tell. They are taking my income to be our joint income from last year (he made at least 75% of...
Forum: Home Base 01-02-2019, 08:30 PM
Replies: 29
Views: 621
Posted By monster
I don't remember her from then, but she's been...

I don't remember her from then, but she's been wheeled out at remembrance things all my life...... and "We'll Meet Again" is 80 years old, not 40 :/ Which lyrics are you thinking of?
Forum: Home Base 01-02-2019, 07:52 PM
Replies: 29
Views: 621
Posted By monster
My revised list: 1) Leslie Phillips 2)...

My revised list:

1) Leslie Phillips
2) Stuart Hall
3) Vera Lynn
4) Prince Phillip
5) Buzz Aldrin
6) William Shatner
7) John McCririck
8) Kirk Douglas
Forum: Home Base 01-02-2019, 07:45 PM
Replies: 29
Views: 621
Posted By monster
These lists are all so bloke-heavy :/ maybe...

These lists are all so bloke-heavy :/ maybe i'mm'a tweak mine and kill a few by taking them off....
Forum: Home Base 01-02-2019, 07:34 PM
Replies: 58
Views: 4,009
Posted By monster
Not our proudest year for sure....

Not our proudest year for sure....
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