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Forum: Home Base 10-28-2005, 08:06 PM
Replies: 234
Views: 36,841
Posted By darclauz
that's just a hard goddamned fact of life.

that's just a hard goddamned fact of life.
Forum: Home Base 10-28-2005, 08:04 PM
Replies: 50
Views: 5,017
Posted By darclauz
I hate students too. in fact, i hate most...

I hate students too. in fact, i hate most everybody. i don't hate cellarites, though.

course, that doesn't bode well for my ability to get along with NORMAL people.
Forum: Parenting 10-28-2005, 07:57 PM
Replies: 29
Views: 4,505
Posted By darclauz
umm... sure, if you want..........

umm... sure, if you want..........
Forum: Parenting 10-28-2005, 11:39 AM
Replies: 29
Views: 4,505
Posted By darclauz
remind me to beat you with my mommystick.

remind me to beat you with my mommystick.
Forum: Home Base 10-28-2005, 11:37 AM
Replies: 234
Views: 36,841
Posted By darclauz
Hopping.

Hopping.
Forum: Image of the Day 10-28-2005, 11:36 AM
Replies: 22
Views: 6,518
Posted By darclauz
some clever cat will figure out how to: 1 -...

some clever cat will figure out how to:

1 - whack the hell out of the bird by throwing himself forward by the chest and
2 - climb up beside your most expensive crystal and whack the hell out of...
Forum: Home Base 10-27-2005, 11:10 PM
Replies: 73
Views: 8,432
Posted By darclauz
Do they faint?...

Do they faint? (http://www.compfused.com/directlink/765/)
Forum: Quality Images and Videos 10-27-2005, 10:57 PM
Replies: 43
Views: 5,894
Posted By darclauz
all i can think of here is LJ's word.

all i can think of here is LJ's word.
Forum: Arts & Entertainment 10-27-2005, 10:52 PM
Replies: 254
Views: 31,385
Posted By darclauz
The flies raze your house, eating with the fervor...

The flies raze your house, eating with the fervor of long starved locusts. The insurance adjustors come to what's left of the place, step over a single happy goat (what the hell is it with goats and...
Forum: Cellar Meta 10-27-2005, 10:41 PM
Replies: 25
Views: 6,094
Posted By darclauz
My nephew...Luke.

My nephew...Luke.
Forum: Image of the Day 10-27-2005, 02:16 PM
Replies: 46
Views: 6,486
Posted By darclauz
i notice cats aren't in this line. i think cats...

i notice cats aren't in this line. i think cats -- more specifically, my husband's cat -- would make a heck of a bait.

shark bait..ooh ha ha.
stuck in my head now....just like a fishhook, or a...
Forum: Home Base 10-27-2005, 02:05 PM
Replies: 70
Views: 7,371
Posted By darclauz
i clicked on this and then i thought...AUGH! what...

i clicked on this and then i thought...AUGH! what the hell are you doing????????????? :worried:

it's time to update my resume. when you're following cat penis spine links instead of giving it...
Forum: Home Base 10-26-2005, 09:39 PM
Replies: 21
Views: 2,932
Posted By darclauz
dirk gently.

dirk gently.
Forum: Relationships 10-26-2005, 09:37 PM
Replies: 45
Views: 8,132
Posted By darclauz
well, crap. individuals first? what the hell...

well, crap. individuals first?

what the hell was *I* thinking?
oh yeah... we women, i was thinking, are sneaky bitches with ulterior motives, who can generally see things that men wouldn't see...
Forum: Home Base 10-26-2005, 09:34 PM
Replies: 55
Views: 5,311
Posted By darclauz
it's kinda creepy how friendly everyone is being....

it's kinda creepy how friendly everyone is being.

some days i miss dave.
Forum: Home Base 10-26-2005, 09:31 PM
Replies: 70
Views: 7,371
Posted By darclauz
you can do 'em two or three at a time -- it's not...

you can do 'em two or three at a time -- it's not like they have to be comfortable in there.
Forum: Arts & Entertainment 10-26-2005, 09:27 PM
Replies: 254
Views: 31,385
Posted By darclauz
footfootfoot...runs across a salesalesale and...

footfootfoot...runs across a salesalesale and buysbuysbuys. dumps the milk, dumps the unleaded. beer from foot's foot to foot's eyelashes, then settles down to drinkdrinkdrink. unable to feel any...
Forum: Arts & Entertainment 10-26-2005, 03:39 PM
Replies: 254
Views: 31,385
Posted By darclauz
The Astros take it home! The Feebs, in as much...

The Astros take it home! The Feebs, in as much amazement as the rest of the country, start suspecting fraud and investigate. One googler runs across plthijinx's wishes and starts to suspect. He...
Forum: Home Base 10-26-2005, 03:14 PM
Replies: 74
Views: 6,648
Posted By darclauz
I endorse Romolo's Chocolate...

I endorse

Romolo's Chocolate (http://www.romolochocolates.com)
Staying away from this guy (http://www.pixyland.org/peterpan/)
Staying sober behind the wheel
Forum: Home Base 10-26-2005, 03:00 PM
Replies: 70
Views: 7,371
Posted By darclauz
MY brother lives in Norfolk, VA where PETA is....

MY brother lives in Norfolk, VA where PETA is. Periodically, they get to him, and he calls them on the phone at night and reads Leviticus to them (thou shalt eat... ). FM99 hosts a fishing...
Forum: Quality Images and Videos 10-26-2005, 02:57 PM
Replies: 43
Views: 5,894
Posted By darclauz
He's a plucker, so mostly he's a naked macaw. ...

He's a plucker, so mostly he's a naked macaw.

That sentence was worth repeating.

One of the things I really like about the cellar is that smart, creative, esoteric personalities and comments...
Forum: Arts & Entertainment 10-26-2005, 02:47 PM
Replies: 254
Views: 31,385
Posted By darclauz
poof... you're in a dark bar, one hand...

poof... you're in a dark bar, one hand outstretched to call for a heineken. you accidently hit a 300 pound guy with a shaved head and more tatoos than smart asses on this board. he grabs you, growls...
Forum: Relationships 10-26-2005, 02:36 PM
Replies: 45
Views: 8,132
Posted By darclauz
No woman does something that thinking without an...

No woman does something that thinking without an agenda. With regards to relationships, both old and new, women have a depth that men just don't have. Now, I know people (especially juju) think i'm...
Forum: Nothingland 10-26-2005, 02:28 PM
Replies: 25,090
Views: 9,216,597
Posted By darclauz
flu

flu
Forum: Home Base 10-17-2005, 11:23 PM
Replies: 14
Views: 1,779
Posted By darclauz
diet coke machines and fans at night. i can't...

diet coke machines and fans at night. i can't sleep without a fan at night. of course, if i was dead, it wouldn't matter of course.




bury me with a fan.
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