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Forum: Nothingland 05-24-2020, 04:35 PM
Replies: 10
Views: 252
Posted By Urbane Guerrilla
I'm Friday's child, eh?

I'm Friday's child, eh?
Forum: Food and Drink 05-20-2020, 09:55 PM
Replies: 44
Views: 2,873
Posted By Urbane Guerrilla
Ding DONG, motherfucker, Ding DONG sounds like...

Ding DONG, motherfucker, Ding DONG sounds like Tim Conway Jr. kicking in your door.

(The senior starred in McHale's Navy.)
Forum: Current Events 05-20-2020, 09:43 PM
Replies: 4,223
Views: 1,070,771
Posted By Urbane Guerrilla
Wink So, do knobs taste like Brussels sprouts? At all?

So, do knobs taste like Brussels sprouts? At all?
Forum: Nothingland 05-20-2020, 09:33 PM
Replies: 18
Views: 591
Posted By Urbane Guerrilla
Cool Archaic or obsolete I doubt; I'll use it, no...

Archaic or obsolete I doubt; I'll use it, no hesitation.

Though if there were a schtick about the clueless guy who asks, "Who's this Paul Troon, and what'd he do?" somebody might bring some fun to...
Forum: Nothingland 05-10-2020, 10:32 PM
Replies: 1,352
Views: 208,479
Posted By Urbane Guerrilla
As of yet nobody's successfully memed up the...

As of yet nobody's successfully memed up the Corvid COVID.
Forum: Nothingland 05-10-2020, 10:27 PM
Replies: 1,630
Views: 449,475
Posted By Urbane Guerrilla
In a line not reported, "Or we'll spank you right...

In a line not reported, "Or we'll spank you right on your bare ass." Just see if we don't.

Somewhere, Hercule Poirot is learning the *headdesk.* With a hundred year old rolltop. "It sounds like...
Forum: Nothingland 05-10-2020, 10:16 PM
Replies: 4
Views: 706
Posted By Urbane Guerrilla
Prison Pony. Too bad this isn't a jest --...

Prison Pony.

Too bad this isn't a jest -- though it is in the spirit: Flittermouse.

Stilt Antelope.
Forum: Nothingland 05-10-2020, 10:10 PM
Replies: 794
Views: 141,960
Posted By Urbane Guerrilla
It will be taken orally because it's really quite...

It will be taken orally because it's really quite nice on a sugar cube.

The Disney Mary Poppins approves.
Forum: Current Events 05-10-2020, 10:03 PM
Replies: 23
Views: 938
Posted By Urbane Guerrilla
Welp, prices did not stay in the Land Of Surreal...

Welp, prices did not stay in the Land Of Surreal long. West Texas Intermediate 42 gallon barrel is $24-and-change, change maybe depending on which hour of the day you averaged.

With a buyer's...
Forum: Current Events 05-10-2020, 09:51 PM
Replies: 15
Views: 1,046
Posted By Urbane Guerrilla
Who recognizes the ref "strictly from...

Who recognizes the ref "strictly from Hungary?"
Forum: Politics 05-10-2020, 09:49 PM
Replies: 20
Views: 513
Posted By Urbane Guerrilla
Well, even without tw's contribution, I can see...

Well, even without tw's contribution, I can see we're enjoying a fit of the sillies.
Forum: Politics 05-10-2020, 09:45 PM
Replies: 12
Views: 545
Posted By Urbane Guerrilla
Luce -- Fidel Castro is among the dead. (Hadn't...

Luce -- Fidel Castro is among the dead. (Hadn't known anybody was still into nineteenth century Spiritualism. Say hi to Mme. Blavatsky for me.)

In these measures we see the undoing of the damage...
Forum: Food and Drink 05-09-2020, 01:33 AM
Replies: 4
Views: 366
Posted By Urbane Guerrilla
Speaking of Spam: Posit that somehow you are in...

Speaking of Spam: Posit that somehow you are in Hawaii, where a surf longboard is a handy visual reference for social distancing so you're learning to surf.

Which works up an appetite.

So to...
Forum: Food and Drink 05-09-2020, 01:22 AM
Replies: 13
Views: 902
Posted By Urbane Guerrilla
When we kids had colds in the throats or nose,...

When we kids had colds in the throats or nose, Mom would fix us tea with milk and sugar; then we knew we were being cared for and about. And the tea brought some relief for a time.
Forum: Politics 05-09-2020, 01:16 AM
Replies: 4
Views: 280
Posted By Urbane Guerrilla
Okay, let's fit that crown of thorns on your...

Okay, let's fit that crown of thorns on your brow, and bring up that mocking purple robe, and strike you about the head and shoulders with a reed. Ave, ave, Rex Prevaricatorum.
Forum: Politics 05-09-2020, 01:02 AM
Replies: 31
Views: 1,002
Posted By Urbane Guerrilla
Or a state of perpetual offense-taking, and being...

Or a state of perpetual offense-taking, and being hard done by at least in the abstract.

Apart from psychology (no thing is worthy, all is hated) all this guy's problems are First World problems. ...
Forum: Politics 05-09-2020, 12:31 AM
Replies: 12
Views: 545
Posted By Urbane Guerrilla
The chiefest damage here is something they'll not...

The chiefest damage here is something they'll not mention: damage to the socialist Democrats' election chances. Too bad, sluts. I'll mention it, and people of sense will all turn away from you.
...
Forum: Image of the Day 04-28-2020, 11:15 PM
Replies: 8
Views: 700
Posted By Urbane Guerrilla
April 30th: Very very frightening

They don't tell the amateurs how to transfer pix any more...
Forum: Politics 04-28-2020, 11:01 PM
Replies: 13
Views: 598
Posted By Urbane Guerrilla
I uncloaked tw for a few minutes; it's there. ...

I uncloaked tw for a few minutes; it's there. His hallucination about how it's all some Republican Plot of Maximal Nastiness is not borne out on the ground, but is sustained only by the...
Forum: Politics 04-28-2020, 10:50 PM
Replies: 178
Views: 16,332
Posted By Urbane Guerrilla
Might want to recheck that presumption -- you may...

Might want to recheck that presumption -- you may do it ironically if you want.

There's just nothing worthwhile on the Democratic side of the aisle: hacks, drones, anti-economists publicly...
Forum: Politics 04-28-2020, 10:39 PM
Replies: 658
Views: 75,794
Posted By Urbane Guerrilla
You have the option of running for office...

You have the option of running for office yourself to set the example; your amiable phiz would make a gift for the nation's cartoonists, no?
Forum: Food and Drink 04-28-2020, 10:16 PM
Replies: 1,224
Views: 179,057
Posted By Urbane Guerrilla
Reed's All Natural Jamaican Style Ginger Ale. ...

Reed's All Natural Jamaican Style Ginger Ale. Has the faintly astringent bite of the Reed's house style. How they determine, per the label, that there are indeed 17 grams fresh ginger for each...
Forum: Food and Drink 04-28-2020, 06:42 PM
Replies: 17
Views: 812
Posted By Urbane Guerrilla
Think that's more a thing with Far Eastern jelly...

Think that's more a thing with Far Eastern jelly flavoring, maybe. About like beer jelly.
Forum: Food and Drink 04-28-2020, 06:32 PM
Replies: 13
Views: 902
Posted By Urbane Guerrilla
Does your chewing gum lose its flavor on your...

Does your chewing gum lose its flavor on your bedpost overnight?

"That isn't a bedpost, and that isn't chewing gum."
Forum: Politics 04-28-2020, 06:25 PM
Replies: 13
Views: 598
Posted By Urbane Guerrilla
While anticommunism is helped by subverting...

While anticommunism is helped by subverting cryptocommunists who do not -- can't afford to, so they don't -- admit to being communists. A requirement for membership in that club is not to understand...
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