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Forum: Nothingland 07-06-2019, 04:34 PM
Replies: 8
Views: 805
Posted By footfootfoot
I was trying fpr years to remember the name of a...

I was trying fpr years to remember the name of a short story that I had only the sketchiest details about. I did know the name of the magazine it was published in but not the year or month.


I...
Forum: Home Base 04-24-2019, 12:31 PM
Replies: 5,869
Views: 5,235,922
Posted By footfootfoot
Mechanic: I think you've blown a seal ...

Mechanic: I think you've blown a seal

Customer: Actually, that's just ice cream
Forum: Nothingland 04-24-2019, 12:10 PM
Replies: 48
Views: 5,380
Posted By footfootfoot
The body part of my body is giving me problems...

The body part of my body is giving me problems today.

I think my left knee is doing ok.
Forum: Nothingland 04-11-2019, 05:35 PM
Replies: 6
Views: 699
Posted By footfootfoot
1) What is the ridiculous injury you secretly...

1) What is the ridiculous injury you secretly fear? Falling asleep on the toilet and falling off? Anvil dropping on your head.....?

Dying on a rollercoaster. It seems like a stupid way to go;...
Forum: Home Base 04-11-2019, 05:23 PM
Replies: 34
Views: 1,788
Posted By footfootfoot
I read about a guy who got a premium rate number...

I read about a guy who got a premium rate number and had spam calls forwarded to that number.
Forum: Home Base 04-11-2019, 05:16 PM
Replies: 5,869
Views: 5,235,922
Posted By footfootfoot
My girlfriend asked me if I wished she'd been...

My girlfriend asked me if I wished she'd been born with huge tits. I told her that the thought of a baby with huge tits was disturbing to me.
Forum: Nothingland 04-10-2019, 12:18 PM
Replies: 8
Views: 843
Posted By footfootfoot
1) If there's no-one else around, which lane of...

1) If there's no-one else around, which lane of the the freeway/motorway do you drive in? (And if nobody saw you, did it happen?)

The lane with the fewest potholes/smoothest pavement.

2) Is...
Forum: Home Base 04-10-2019, 11:50 AM
Replies: 40
Views: 3,956
Posted By footfootfoot
"I am certain of nothing but the truth of the...

"I am certain of nothing but the truth of the imagination and the holiness of the heart's affections." --Keats
Forum: Creative Expression 04-10-2019, 11:46 AM
Replies: 747
Views: 28,268
Posted By footfootfoot
I put a visible dent in my jointer blades when I...

I put a visible dent in my jointer blades when I wasn't thinking and ran some Ipe across the jointer. Now my 6" jointer is a 5-1/4" jointer until I get my blades resharpened.

You can glue Ipe, you...
Forum: Parenting 04-10-2019, 11:28 AM
Replies: 40
Views: 2,429
Posted By footfootfoot
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Forum: Parenting 04-09-2019, 10:57 PM
Replies: 40
Views: 2,429
Posted By footfootfoot
The inch is inch plus 72 these days. Today...

The inch is inch plus 72 these days.

Today he crushed a sando with the boys and went to praccy. He is on a MTB race team. He loves it.

We serviced his upper and lower forks. Fourth time was a...
Forum: Food and Drink 04-09-2019, 10:50 PM
Replies: 33
Views: 1,281
Posted By footfootfoot
Cornbread Recipe Please

Preheat the cast iron
Add tons of butter because butter
Pour the batter in and bake.

I use masa harina for half the wheat flour and cornmeal for the rest.

Iím going to make that shit for...
Forum: Cellar Meta 04-01-2019, 10:28 PM
Replies: 24
Views: 967
Posted By footfootfoot
Kin. Fuck them. Find out more about kin link...

Kin. Fuck them. Find out more about kin link tells you absolutely nothing about kin. Itís typical copywriting bs. I hate late stage capitalism and everybody trying to monetize everything.

I...
Forum: Cellar Meta 04-01-2019, 05:42 PM
Replies: 24
Views: 967
Posted By footfootfoot
What the fuck? Is this thing even working?

Iíve been meaning to come back for a while and trying to figure out how to be here with my phone which is how I do 95% of my surfing.

I put Tapatalk back on my phone and itís really disorienting...
Forum: Nothingland 11-02-2018, 09:07 AM
Replies: 51
Views: 4,054
Posted By footfootfoot
Total inappropriateness and badness in words,...

Total inappropriateness and badness in words, thoughts, and deeds.
Forum: Nothingland 11-01-2018, 11:20 PM
Replies: 51
Views: 4,054
Posted By footfootfoot
With my fucking mouth? They know all the little...

With my fucking mouth? They know all the little words, but we follow the principle of, there are no bad words; just inappropriate audiences.
Forum: Image of the Day 11-01-2018, 11:18 PM
Replies: 9
Views: 971
Posted By footfootfoot
Touche

Touche
Forum: Image of the Day 11-01-2018, 09:27 AM
Replies: 9
Views: 971
Posted By footfootfoot
It sounds like the Receiver of Wreck dropped the...

It sounds like the Receiver of Wreck dropped the ball on that one.
Forum: Arts & Entertainment 10-31-2018, 01:18 PM
Replies: 7
Views: 1,033
Posted By footfootfoot
I might be spending too much time on r/gallifrey,...

I might be spending too much time on r/gallifrey, but I find his writing doesn't grasp the complexity of the doctor. A lot of people there say there is a lot of early doctor in his portrayal of her....
Forum: Nothingland 10-31-2018, 01:07 PM
Replies: 51
Views: 4,054
Posted By footfootfoot
I'm all for playing with language and having fun...

I'm all for playing with language and having fun with corruptions, puns, spoonerisms, intentionally transposing letters and words for humorous intent.

I correct only my children, but occasionally...
Forum: Nothingland 10-30-2018, 12:31 PM
Replies: 51
Views: 4,054
Posted By footfootfoot
Shouldn't that chart say 'Winner' and 'Looser'?

Shouldn't that chart say 'Winner' and 'Looser'?
Forum: Nothingland 10-28-2018, 10:45 PM
Replies: 12,235
Views: 5,937,582
Posted By footfootfoot
But how does it really know you are in REM sleep?...

But how does it really know you are in REM sleep? it's just monitoring heart rate and movement and sound.
Forum: Nothingland 10-28-2018, 10:44 PM
Replies: 51
Views: 4,054
Posted By footfootfoot
I was, but just got back to this and I laughed...

I was, but just got back to this and I laughed until I stopped. when I saw that it was you who wrote it I was not surprised, but gratified that your wit is as clever as ever.



Sam and Janet...
Forum: Arts & Entertainment 10-28-2018, 10:36 PM
Replies: 7
Views: 1,033
Posted By footfootfoot
Doctor Who - Chibnall's steaming dump

On a scale from one to ten, how many thousand donkeys does Chibnall's script writing/show running blow?

I was so stoked Whitaker was cast, but I feel Chibnall is so far out of his depth that he is...
Forum: Home Base 10-26-2018, 10:11 AM
Replies: 3
Views: 484
Posted By footfootfoot
Long distance painting

I have begun making efforts to finish the addition I began about 12 years ago. At that time I bought all the building materials I would need for the project and they've been sitting in the unsided,...
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